• Derp moments.
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[QUOTE=clockroach;26726493]I sat down in the shower for some reason, then stood up way too fast and passed out from the head-rush. I woke up sitting in an awkward position with the water still running, the curtain pulled halfway open, and the faucet bent sideways. Also my head hurt, so I assume I bent the faucet with my head on the way down. I did it again later, on purpose this time, and pulled the shower curtain all the way off when I passed out.[/QUOTE] this reminded me of when I was having a piss you know that "oh god it feels good" feeling you get at the end of a piss? well I threw my head back and blacked out, woke up 15 minutes later with my toilet seat broke, my head in the bowl, and my dick hanging out missed 15 minutes of Bad Boys, god damnit
Once, i was so bored that i hyperventilated on purpose untill i got extremely dizzy. As i tried to walk around, i tripped over my chair and slammed my head into the table. My forehead also destroyed the dilicous stack of chocolate chip cookies that were on the table.
[QUOTE=deano270;26785745]On Friday, I went to school wearing my pajamas under my clothes. I didn't notice till I got home and got changed. :derp:[/QUOTE] I went to school wearing pyjamas pants, I didn't notice until my friend told me while walking home.
I've cut myself. With a chocolate bar.
I once woke up in the middle of the night because I had to piss. I walked into some random room, and then I thought WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE!? And went back to bed, 1 minute later I realized I was almost pissing in my pants, so I ran down the stairs. But ofcourse, I fell. Some time later I woke up and then I felt that I pissed in my pants. HNNNGGGGGG
So once I was playing an RPG game called 'Kal Online'. I was killing a monster for it to drop an armor part set which I needed. I got invited to a party for no reason whatsoever. I agreed and finished killing the monster. Then, one of the party members came up and took the armor part I was looking for which the monster dropped. I kept screaming at him 'FUCKING ASSHOLE' and etc. He wouldn't even sell it. Later, I opened my inventory, and found that I actually took the item...
I had some experiences in mind when I started reading this thread, but I'm too tired to remember them again. :derp:
I open'd my locker and desperately looked for my key. Then my friend said, it's in your locker door.
i was walking down the hallway in school and my principle walked by me and said "how are you doing and my reply was "how" i stopped walking, so did he but we were already past each other and im not sure if he turned around cause i didnt so i just kinda stood there looking the other way then about 30 seconds later i started walking away.
I was chatting on Ventrilo when my dad asked me a question. He was upstairs, so I had to shout my reply. I instinctively pressed CTRL key while talking, and got kicked for mic spamming.
I feel asleep one time in my bed and I woke up fully clothed on a one way bus with my friends going to Disney land in California. I live in New York. I'm still confused as to what happened.
I was about to microwave some biscuits and gravy this morning and almost put it in the fridge instead.
This happened yesterday. I was drinking Orange Crush (it's a soda), and my car's windshield wiper fluid was empty. Well, the fluid I always use is orange, and you can guess what happened. I spent an hour just pushing the windshield wiper fluid button to get it out of the system. Then I flushed it with water, took another 20 minutes. Finally checked this time and put the real windshield wiper fluid in. FML.
[QUOTE=JDER14;26809428]I feel asleep one time in my bed and I woke up fully clothed on a one way bus with my friends going to Disney land in California. I live in New York. I'm still confused as to what happened.[/QUOTE] You actually fell asleep on the bus, dreamed that you fell asleep in your bed and then forgot how you got on the buss. Why not just ask this friend what happened?
I once was playing my Xbox 360, with my brother, he was holding the controller, so me being the fucktard I am, and also holding a controller, grabbed his, and said, "Get your controller from your room?" He did. I was holding mine. Derp
Take socks off because its too hot Turn on air conditioning Put socks back on because its too cold.
I was riding my bike home from a party, 4:30 in the morning. Now, I wasn't THAT pissed...but I thought it was a good idea to listhen to some SLAYER. So, during Angle of Death I accedently started headbanging like a madman while I'm biking. Well..when I looked up I was halfways into the bush. And there I lay thinking to myself...wow...that was derp...AND BR0000TAL. I now have a 7CM scar on my back...from listhening to Slayer...metal.
[QUOTE=Canned Induvidual;26821457]I was riding my bike home from a party, 4:30 in the morning. Now, I wasn't THAT pissed...but I thought it was a good idea to listhen to some SLAYER. So, during Angle of Death I accedently started headbanging like a madman while I'm biking. Well..when I looked up I was halfways into the bush. And there I lay thinking to myself...wow...that was derp...AND BR0000TAL. I now have a 7CM scar on my back...from listhening to Slayer...metal.[/QUOTE] Are you swedish?
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;26821761]Are you swedish?[/QUOTE] Danish. Almost the same, yet so different.
I was eating a cheesecake one day and was like man it would be so awesome if I could just order a pizza made out of this and then the person I was talking to said ...you mean a cheesecake?
Wanking in the evening and then getting some shit in da school. No wank - no problems at all.
[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;26715439]Sometimes, after drinking coffee with milk, I pour some Coca Cola into the same mug, freeze for a moment, then proceed to pour some milk into it, then think "The fuck did I just do?" [B]And this one has been permanently recorded into my friends brain: During elementary school, I was walking home with my friend, really tired. My friend managed to convince me that I was one of those dinosaurs that attack their enemies with their thick skull. In my confused state, I mistook a big dumpster to be my arch-enemy and slammed head first into it, passing out from the blow. I woke up later in a hospital, and just wouldn't believe my friend when he told me what had happened. One time during High School, I was returning my cutlery after lunch and my friend told me something. My brain decided to make this life-changing sentence the top priority, causing my hands to act on their own and throw ALL of my cutlery into the dumpster next to me. I just stood there for a while, then silently walked away.[/B] And a lot more.[/QUOTE] Sounds like you need to get a new friend
I have a gaming derp moment Was playing Modern warfare 2, TDM on Quarry. I tossed a random SemTex, which immediately stuck to an enemy running around the corner. Said enemy then proceeded to charge at me. With a semtex stuck to him. Surrounded by flammable red barrels. :byodood: [editline]20th December 2010[/editline] I'm gonna play the role of Cpt. obvious here and say that everything in a 10 meter radius got blown to smitheroons
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At school I was sitting next to a radiator and someone told me to turn the radiator on. The radiators have these kind of things [img]http://gyazo.com/32da06f692126a86da7b379466756b48.png[/img] , the thing has 0 to 3 on it, where on 3 the radiator is the most warm. It was at 0 so I tried to rotate it but it didn't move. I kept trying it but it just didn't rotate, as if it was stuck. The guy saw it, walked and rotated it the other way
A couple Saturdays ago (Weekend warrior FTW!) i was making coffee/tea for the office while the morning got started. I started out being unable to find the coffee and tea bags (they were in a cupboard RIGHT in front of me labeled "Coffee and Tea Supplies") then I tried brewing the coffee with no water (luckily the machine knew better) and almost failed to remove the reservoir cap on the tea machine (would have "brewed" the tea all over the floor) if it hadn't been for a coworker. Also my shirt was inside out. :(
eating a sandwich and forgetting the butter
once a few years ago I forgot how to spell "kid" I wasted half the time in english class writing it like: cid, cide, I eventually broke and wrote child. I realized after I wrote the essay that I wasted a bunch of time trying to spell kid with a c. Huge mental block that day
Forgetting how to tighten and loosen bolts, do you turn them clockwise or anti-clockwise? and what happens if you if it's up down? ... to think a person like me could be working on aircraft... :derp:
[QUOTE=ZeroMinus;27505894]Forgetting how to tighten and loosen bolts, do you turn them clockwise or anti-clockwise? and what happens if you if it's up down? ... to think a person like me could be working on aircraft... :derp:[/QUOTE] I did this with screws when installing my graphics card. :derp:
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