• Derp moments.
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Ketchup in my cup, soda in my plate. So. Fucking. Often
[QUOTE=ZeroMinus;27505894]Forgetting how to tighten and loosen bolts, do you turn them clockwise or anti-clockwise? and what happens if you if it's up down? ... to think a person like me could be working on aircraft... :derp:[/QUOTE] Righty tighty lefty loosy. Sounds silly but that's how I remember :v:
I did the Charleston on some ice once. Ended up in an awkward split position. In front of Everyone.
[QUOTE=Altefnegy;27522529]Righty tighty lefty loosy. Sounds silly but that's how I remember :v:[/QUOTE] Your a hero :unsmith:
Worst Derp: Walking to the fridge, opening the door, undoing my belt and unzipping my jeans before realising that the fridge isn't the toilet =/
Thought I lost my glasses, freaked out, and realized they were on my face the whole time. Also heated up canned raviolis without taking the metal part off, it exploded.
When I go and watch if someone has replied to me on facepunch I sometimes notice that I have left a sentence halfway done, what the fuck.
I was in class. The teacher asked everyone what they wanted for christmas. One by one they told him what they wished for, and it was always something funny. After a while i went into autopilot mode and laughed everytime when someone told their wish, even when i wasnt paying attention (to be polite) Then this one girl said: "All i want for christmas is that my dad will get healthy. He is sitting in a wheelchair, and is very sick" I laughed.... i was the ONLY one. oh god the class hated me for the rest of the day.
In the last 2 days, at seperate occasions, I was looking for my pen everywhere. It was in my mouth
taking out a plate instead of a cup to get something to drink... i always notice like the second before i start pouring...
Teacher: "What happens when you boil water" Me not thinking at all: "H2 and O2 gas are produ-"
I was really tired in the morning so I stood right in front of my classes 6cm thick solid oak door. My teacher opened it up rather quickly. I got a bloody nose and fell on my ass.
i said "its cold outside, I'm putting on my long sleeve pants"
on a english test on the 6th grade, I forgot how to write the word "what" Page full of questions starting with "Hat", not cool man, not cool.
I rammed a rock into my friend's eye. I don't know why I did it.
[QUOTE=Spherexd;27537155]I rammed a rock into my friends why. I don't know why I did it.[/QUOTE] Hat?
One time I was at burger king and I got up to get some ketchup. It was one of those ketchup pump thingies. I pushed down on the thing but it wouldn't move and no ketchup came out. I stood there for another 10 seconds feeling like a fucktard because my brother just got some of that ketchup and I knew I was somehow being dumber than shit. Then sombody goes infront of me. Pulls the thing up, pushes it down, ketchup. FUCK. ------------------------------------- Eating dinner at the table. Get something on my finger from touching the table. Instinct is to lick my finger, tastes really weird.... WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST EAT. ------------------------------------- When I was little I was in the bathroom at a elementary school. I hear some weird noise from outside the room. Sit there still taking a shit wondering what it is. Teacher comes in and says the fire alarm has gone off. No time to wipe, run out, have to stand out there in the sun with my class outside with swamp ass for like 20 mins. "Oh It's just a drill" ------------------------------------- One time I just said "vagina haha" out loud forgetting what it actually ment. (only thinking it was a funny sounding word) ------------------------------------- Walk into a room, forgetting what I was going to do, walk back out, remember what I was gonna do, repeat. ------------------------------------- I was fake punching my friend in the face once (not actually hitting him but getting close) then actually hitting him by accident feeling like a dumb fuck. ------------------------------------- Go to sleep, telling my brother to wake me up at 9:00. Later I get up at 1:00 and ask him why didn't he wake me. He did, I just completely forgot and went back to sleep. ------------------------------------- Uninstalling a big game. *2 months later* Fuck I want to play this game so bad... were did it go? ------------------------------------- Oh and one more, wearing my shirt inside out the whole day without noticing.
Oh god, I'm always putting my pen down and then immediately forgetting where I put it. I check all my pockets in a ridiculously frantic way before asking someone if they've seen my pen, and invariably they'll point straight in front of me where my notepad is. :downs:
Go get nail clipper in bathroom, start brushing teeth (at 4pm)
I have many apart from forgetting how to drink, this was the worst me and my freinds were walking up some stairs, i was finishing a sandwich. One of them asked me a question as i swallowed the last bite and i answered before biting my freinds shoulder (In front of me) really, really hard a few hours later it was purple :smith:
One time, I was watching TV with my little sister, we were watching Top Gear i think, then the commercials rolled in and i wanted to change channels to wait out the commercials, but i didn't know where the remote was. Since my sister watches the tv all the time i suspect her getting sloppy and misplaced the remote, i yelled at her saying how stupid she was to lose the remote until she cried and ran upstairs, and then i noticed, i was holding the remote the whole time. Then i called her downstairs and said "You idiot, you left it under the couch, be careful next time".
[QUOTE=turkeysandvich;27583059]One time, I was watching TV with my little sister, we were watching Top Gear i think, then the commercials rolled in and i wanted to change channels to wait out the commercials, but i didn't know where the remote was. Since my sister watches the tv all the time i suspect her getting sloppy and misplaced the remote, i yelled at her saying how stupid she was to lose the remote until she cried and ran upstairs, and then i noticed, i was holding the remote the whole time. Then i called her downstairs and said "You idiot, you left it under the couch, be careful next time".[/QUOTE] Dick. Admit when you're wrong.
[QUOTE=turkeysandvich;27583059]One time, I was watching TV with my little sister, we were watching Top Gear i think, then the commercials rolled in and i wanted to change channels to wait out the commercials, but i didn't know where the remote was. Since my sister watches the tv all the time i suspect her getting sloppy and misplaced the remote, i yelled at her saying how stupid she was to lose the remote until she cried and ran upstairs, and then i noticed, i was holding the remote the whole time. Then i called her downstairs and said "You idiot, you left it under the couch, be careful next time".[/QUOTE] You are a dick
I am a bad person
One time I put easymac in the microwave without any water, needless to say the bowl was completely black and it smelt like shit. Another derp moment was when I was just about to go to sleep, I kept on wondering how I would wake up and I spent like two hours awake wondering how the hell I even wake up in the first place.
When I installed my new DuOrb cooler for my video card I spent a week trying to figure out why my temps were so high, kept reapplying it, tightening it, moving the coolers. Finally when i got fed up and decided to send it back, I went to go clean the block off really good to get it into "like new" condition. Thats when i noticed I'd forgotten to take off the plastic seal that keeps shit shiny. [img]http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/2246/fuckshiny.png[/img]
I had a presentation for my class. And some of the girls and boys started smirking and i turned around and realized i wrote wanky instead of wacky. It sucked
I broke my phone by trying to put my laptop charger into it.
Accidentally threw my phone across the room not knowing what it was after I left the alarm on one Saturday morning. In my defense, it was right next to my head and I was scared.
Putting the TV remote in the fridge. Pouring the milk before the cereal. Walking into a door that was just opened. Getting hit by my dad's parked car. Wasting an hour of sleep trying to turn my TV on in the middle of the night during a power outage.
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