• Derp moments.
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A few months back at school when it was time to go home it was raining really bad and it was kind of hard to see, so while I was waiting for my mom to pick me up I saw her car then I ran through the rain and hurried getting inside. Once in the car, I looked around and see a little girl next to me and thought my little sister brought some friends over but then I look at the person who's driving and yes you've guessed it. I entered the wrong car. I felt so embarrassed but in the same time sort of relieved that the driver is my mom's friend, I explained her that I thought this is my mom's car (since we also own a Honda Fit with the same color, apparently) and apologized, we both laughed a bit and I leave to continue the day as usual. Thank goodness it wasn't a complete stranger's car or it would've been even more awkward :v:
I once tried to put on sweat pants when I still had my normal pants on. Fuck.
Taking a huge dump and walking away. Only to realize it as my girlfriend went in and locked the door...
So I was at my cousins house sketching out some buildings and rooms. My 2 cousins, one older than me other is younger, came over to me and asked what I was drawing. I responded with "condom"(condo). Me and my older cousin start cracking up while the younger one thought we were crazy.
When trying to drink from straws without looking. When I answer something in Spanish by accident, usually just after Spanish class or after doing Spanish homework, usually something simple, like saying Que? or something like that. [editline]23rd March 2011[/editline] One time in math I was tapping my feet to a song in my head, and got slowly more into it so that eventually I was basically slamming my feet on the ground until the whole class was staring at me and my teacher was like "I didn't know we had a musician in here" [editline]23rd March 2011[/editline] Trying to open doors that are secretly heavy, and you're not expecting it, so you look weak.
Step 1) Get box of cereal Step 2) Acquire milk Step 3) Find spoon Step 4) Get cup out of cabinet Step 5) Go to table Step 6) Wonder why the hell I grabbed a cup instead of a bowl. Step 7) Go back to cabinet Step 8) Repeat steps 4-7 about 2 times. Step 9) Get bowl Step 10) COO-COO FOR COCOA PUFFS! [editline]23rd March 2011[/editline] All the fucking time, I swear.
I spent a whole hour looking in the fridge for a bag of [something], then my mom comes up to the fridge and picks it out instantly.
i derp: [img]http://webcomicoverlook.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/cad20.jpg?w=550&h=695[/img]
When I'm trying to speak Finnish. That's my derpiest moment.
[QUOTE=Treybuchet;28778492]i derp: [img_thumb]http://webcomicoverlook.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/cad20.jpg?w=550&h=695[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Seriously, stop spamming that shit.
When yesterday i tried to jump over a puddle but slipped on the ice and fell face first into the murky water. Now my blouse is still all brown from the dirt. Fucking hell.
One of my friends needed a lighter and none if us had one. There was one in the kitchen but it was locked. We tried for an hour to break in and failed. When we went back to the front desk he asked "Do you have any matches?' I replied "Dude I got some in my room". All of us facepalmed and the next words out of his mouth were "Go get the matches you fucking retard". To this day he still reminds of of that moment.
[QUOTE=pnkpanther;27585716]When I installed my new DuOrb cooler for my video card I spent a week trying to figure out why my temps were so high, kept reapplying it, tightening it, moving the coolers. Finally when i got fed up and decided to send it back, I went to go clean the block off really good to get it into "like new" condition. Thats when i noticed I'd forgotten to take off the plastic seal that keeps shit shiny. [img_thumb]http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/2246/fuckshiny.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Same shit except with my laptop webcam. I was wondering how anyone could call such a blurry low quality device a 'camera'. That's when I realised there was some plastic shit to peel off. [img]http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/2246/fuckshiny.png[/img]
[QUOTE=HomelndSecurity;28778151]Step 1) Get box of cereal Step 2) Acquire milk Step 3) Find spoon Step 4) Get cup out of cabinet Step 5) Go to table Step 6) Wonder why the hell I grabbed a cup instead of a bowl. Step 7) Go back to cabinet Step 8) Repeat steps 4-7 about 2 times. Step 9) Get bowl Step 10) COO-COO FOR COCOA PUFFS! [editline]23rd March 2011[/editline] All the fucking time, I swear.[/QUOTE] Holy hell, I'm not the only one that does this?
getting myself confused by thinking I pressed caps lock so i press it again and everything was in caps so i press it again but then I realized i was holding down shift the entire time so i stop pressing shift but it's still in caps so i press caps lock again and it's in lowercase again.
every moment of every day :saddowns:
I tripped, and was just laying on the ground for like 5 minutes, nearly fell asleep. Also, I feel asleep during English, and some girl decided to wake me up, and i screamed "DON'T TOUCH ME!!!" over the whole class, the teacher looked awkwardly at me :S ALSO, going up to my room, forgetting what i was supposed to do, go back down and after 5 minutes i remember
I was in a conversation once and someone asked me what 'what' meant. [editline]lolololol[/editline] I had no answer. :v:
A couple weeks ago I was in the waiting room for the doctors, and I decided to sleep while I waited. In my dream, there was ice cream, and I was in that limbo between awake and asleep, so when I went to lick the ice cream in my dream, I almost did it in real life, but caught myself when my mouth was open and about to lick. I covered it up by faking a yawn.
After drying my hands off in the bathroom, I threw the towel into the toilet.
Checking if the glass is empty. And I mean I just take it in front of my face to look closer inside it since water is barely visible in a glass. I got [B]aaaaalllllll[/B] wet.
I did the ironing half asleep in the morning and took my iorning board up to my room instead of my clothes...
I get really confused by the word "misled." If I'm reading a book or something, not thinking too hard, I'll always assume it's a misspelling of "missled," which isn't even a word at all, or it has something to do with misers, those grumpy people who don't spend money. Cue me rereading that paragraph or even the whole page for at least five minutes, trying to figure out what the hell is going on. I also have these reoccurring dreams/half-dreams, where I'll sit up in bed, both in real life and the dream, and my whole class from high school is in my room, learning about something, like it's any other classroom. Or I'll dream that my bed has been transported to my school, and then I'll get really annoyed that I didn't have the chance to put on any pants. The stupid thing about these dreams is that I'm more or less awake during them, but parts of me are still dreaming, so I think all this stuff is actually happening. There was also this one time I was camping during a class trip. Me and two of my friends were asleep in a tent, and I was on one of the outer sides. I sat up, sort of half-awake, felt my head brush the fabric of the tent, and then I wasn't sure if I was inside the tent or outside of it. My friends claim I sat like that for at least half an hour, trying to figure out if I was inside or outside.
[QUOTE=Impulse101;28777265]A few months back at school when it was time to go home it was raining really bad and it was kind of hard to see, so while I was waiting for my mom to pick me up I saw her car then I ran through the rain and hurried getting inside. Once in the car, I looked around and see a little girl next to me and thought my little sister brought some friends over but then I look at the person who's driving and yes you've guessed it. I entered the wrong car. I felt so embarrassed but in the same time sort of relieved that the driver is my mom's friend, I explained her that I thought this is my mom's car (since we also own a Honda Fit with the same color, apparently) and apologized, we both laughed a bit and I leave to continue the day as usual. Thank goodness it wasn't a complete stranger's car or it would've been even more awkward :v:[/QUOTE] I did the exact same thing once, except it was a complete stranger's car.
Was playing Diablo 2 with some friends for ages. "Ahhh, my ears hurt from those ear phones that go in your eyes!"
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Finishing a drink, putting the glass down and then picking it up 15 seconds later to try and drink from it again. All the fucking time.
I tried to cycle towards a curb outside a sainsburys petrol station thingy But instead of pulling the brakes and lifting the front tyre I just kind of hit the curb and flopped into the wall V:v:V Worse part is the entire petrol station full of people in cars was facing me, so I kinda turned around and looked at them
I was enjoying a fine root beer in an open-top glass with a straw. So, I begin inhaling the liquid through the straw, but I begin tipping the cup towards me out of reflex. I begin realizing this after about half the contents of the root beer have emptied onto my shirt and lap.
Tried to pour myself some coffee, boyfriend had moved my cup from near my crotch, poured the coffee and yelled like a little girl.
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