• Derp moments.
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I once said a random sentence in Spanish instead of English... I don't know Spanish, apart from that time i took it in secondary school. I also once stuck it in the wrong hole.
[QUOTE=aapio;28811226]I once said a random sentence in Spanish instead of English... I don't know Spanish, apart from that time i took it in secondary school. I also once stuck it in the wrong hole.[/QUOTE] You mean your left hand?
My Mom just came out of watching "battle: Los Angeles" wondering how they controlled a missile with a laser. :frog:
Playing TF2 and shooting my own teammates , thinking that they were the opposing team. Talking to my friends and laughing so hard that a dry booger came out of my nose [editline]26th March 2011[/editline] I was five, with my dad and holding his hand when we were crossing a parking lot. I let go of his hand for a second just to wipe the sweat off it, then without looking, grabbed it again. Turns out I held on to a complete stranger and my dad was behind me, laughing.
I was in karate class, and was just standing still like "What am I supposed to do?" on my first day... That same morning I was gonna eat some cereal, ended up pouring a jar of pickles into a bowl of cereal.. I felt like an idiot, back to the karate.. I was getting my outfit for the classes since I first signed up, grabbed a gatorade, opened it, and fainted the exact second, woke up and was stunned, I had spilled it all over my shirt and pants,whilist throwing up on the floor... EVERYWHERE.. And that was my Derp moment.
The first few days when you go to a new school and it's like oh god what the fuck is this place where do I go what do I do
Thinking the bottle of milk is going to be heavy when I lift it up, so I put more strength into my arm before I lift it and when I pick it up, it's light as hell and I end up jerking it high in the air at mach 10. [editline]26th March 2011[/editline] Or this one time I was playing handball with a tennis ball and it ended up rolling against some girl's back and I was going to anticipate it when it was going to roll down and grab it but I mistimed it and grabbed her ass just before it went down properly. It also was a bit awkward because I had a small (at the time) reputation for fancying her.
I was wondering why I was suddenly such a good spy on TF2, when I was standing next to a group of people, disguised, I stood there for ages debating in my head which one I should stab, then I realised they were all on my team.
Shook a bottle of ketchup while it's open...
Was taking out the trash. Opened door, walked to garbage chute, threw house keys in. Fuck.
I walked into a glass door thinking it wasn't there. And that was me coming out of specsavers after an eye-test. :derp:
When I forgot how to spell the word [i]"is"[/i]
I forgot how to multiply fractions. I forgot how to multiply and add negative numbers. There are four windows on my room, and both on adjacent faces. My parents told me I was spinning around in a circle looking out all the windows, and I don't remember. I forgot the computer had a mouse, so one day after turning it on I stared at the hand on the screen kept thinking it would move to the icon I wanted it to move too.
[QUOTE=HazeFyer23;28811836]Playing TF2 and shooting my own teammates , thinking that they were the opposing team. [/QUOTE] I do that when I get autobalanced.
My grandpa gave me a razor a while ago, back before I had any need to shave. Said to keep it for when the time came, it was a really nice one. Cut to years later... he's long since passed in a massive boating accident. My razor is a complete piece of shit, doesn't shave very well, and cuts my skin like a mother. But I couldn't bear to get rid of it... it was one of the last things he ever gave me. Last Christmas, I got a brand new razor from my mom. It was top-of-the-line, high-quality, very expensive.... I couldn't accept it. She said mine sucked, and I told her why I had to use it anyway. Uh, long story short... Turns out I never used gramps's to begin with, it was broken. She bought the cheap one years ago and I treasured it all this time thinking it was something completely different. Goddammit.
Today in an effort to keep my hair out of my damn face, I had to put it in a samurai style ponytail. It really doesn't work.
Earlier today, playing TF2 on Badwater. I was a spy, I somehow ran from the Blu Spawn, turned about, went back to the spawn and typed in the teamchat; "I'm at their spawn". Then I tried to backstab my own teammates.
Forgetting my name and forgetting people's name mid-conversation and referring to them as "what's-your-name" (I do this 3 times per week)
It took me one whole month to get my best friend's name down. It wasn't even complicated, his name was Victor.
My life
I forgot how to get on an escalator for half of a year, back when I was 7.
[QUOTE=Number-41;28816913]Shook a bottle of ketchup while it's open...[/QUOTE] I did that with those little chocolate milk cartons you can get at lunch in like 2nd grade. I got chocolate milk all over the table and me :v:
This just happened. Went to pour myself a glass of juice. Got out cup and container, poured juice, put container back, and walked away without taking the cup. Happens all the damn time.
[QUOTE=Nikeos;28828291]I did that with those little chocolate milk cartons you can get at lunch in like 2nd grade. I got chocolate milk all over the table and me :v:[/QUOTE] My friend did that in 8th grade during lunch, but instead of it getting on him, it got on me.
I just walked to the living room, when I thought "It would look hilarious if I'd fall right now..." Guess what happened... I ran against a wall.
My friend was looking at a picture of some cars from the '80s and said they looked new. I tried to rate him disagree in my mind. :downs:
was walking to my house door, stood on the motherfucking cat, fell, and somehow headbutted the door, now I have a huge lump on my forehead.
While texting, getting another text, answering to that and completely forgetting about the first text just to get a angry text from text-receiver#1 asking why the hell I didn't answer.
I needed to go to the bathroom and went to the pantry
Hitting a ketchup bottle too hard in a table breaking it making ketchup fly everywhere.
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