[QUOTE=Impulse101;28777265]A few months back at school when it was time to go home it was raining really bad and it was kind of hard to see, so while I was waiting for my mom to pick me up I saw her car then I ran through the rain and hurried getting inside.
Once in the car, I looked around and see a little girl next to me and thought my little sister brought some friends over but then I look at the person who's driving and yes you've guessed it.
I entered the wrong car.
I felt so embarrassed but in the same time sort of relieved that the driver is my mom's friend, I explained her that I thought this is my mom's car (since we also own a Honda Fit with the same color, apparently) and apologized, we both laughed a bit and I leave to continue the day as usual. Thank goodness it wasn't a complete stranger's car or it would've been even more awkward :v:[/QUOTE]
Heh I did exact same thing, except it was a complete stranger and I opened the door and was like "hey dad" and look up and it's just this dude sitting there lolling at me with his daughter in the back. Whoops :v:
I often find myself blowing on cold coffee/soup :saddowns:
Remembering a joke and randomly laughing.
Running into a pull door that I thought was push.
missing the mouth when trying to drink something, really embarrassing in public.
Lost my TV remote a couple of years ago, couldn't find it for about half a year. One day I felt this hard lump under my matress- It's my goddamn remote.. I slept on my missing remote for 6 months without realizing.
[QUOTE=Scar;26565345]Shit, this happened today:
So, there's a lot of snow here (like in most parts of the world). Anyway, while waiting for the bus, I thought it would be funny to throw a snowball. So, I randomly throw it somewhere, and it lands on some teacher.
The problem was, she was pregnant, and I hit her on the stomach.
:saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Hope you're ready for a brain dead (:downs:) child. or Giygas.
be alone at school
Went into that Yaoi thread, reading it as "Yo-yo thread."
Fucking brain.
Had a big "derp" moment yesterday.
At the local grocery store, extremely long line, but after around 10 minutes it was finally my turn, and as I pulled out my credit card my mind went blank, and I couldn't remember the code AT ALL. The same code I had been using for 3 years, and I couldn't remember a single number.
I then had to run home, find the paper with the code written on it and then run back to the store and pay.
It was both extremely derp, embarrassing and awkward.
A few years ago, I was given $5.00 by my brother. I was supposed to walk to the 7-11 (One or two mile walk) and buy sodas. I would get half of the 12 pack.
Walked there, realized I forgot the money. Had to run home, and run back.
running up behind one of my friends at school and jumping on their back only to find out it wasn't one of my friends
try explaining that shit, the kid turned around and wanted to fight me
yesterday my parents where out shopping for groceries, its about 1:30, and im hungry so i get a bowl of corn-pops.
and of course, as soon as i finish pouring the bowl and start walking to the living room, my parents walk through the door with some mc.donalds.
Amnd its cereal. you cant just put it away it will get soggy.
and mc donalds french fries taste like soggy paper when put in the microwave.
I felt like i was going to freaking explode once i was done.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Deciding in shop for over 20 mins. whether to take graham crackers or whole grain crackers
I took my mom out to dinner. When saying goodbye, I kissed her on the lips, confusing her for some stupid reason with my girlfriend.
The sad part is that I'm pretty sure she enjoyed it.
i asked my mom if tigers are venomous and do they sting
i was like 7 and had a 40°C fever
I forget which way the weird circle thingy on the bottom of the English lowercase letter "d" and letter "b" went.
That happened five hours ago.
Couldn't find my phone so I reach into my pocket to call my phone.
Getting a sandwhich and drink at a Quizno's so i get the straw and rip the paper off the straw and throw my sandwhich into the trash.
I forgot my first language entirely
During the day (twas my birthday party) I had been dragged into the pool with my pants on, and my cellphone got drenched. So, I tried that trick where you toss your phone into a bag of rice!
Come downstairs at like, 10:30 at night, try to turn phone on after taking it out of the rice and re-assembling it. Still wet, so I toss the rice and throwing my phone into the dryer after wrapping it in a towel so it won't bang around. All is good, right?
Wrong. I hear it start banging around as I head back upstairs, and I didn't want to break my phone or wake everyone up, so I run downstairs and re-wrap it in the towel, and tie it off so it won't come out again.
Rinse and repeat this like five times. I get sick and tired of this, so I RUN downstairs, put it in the pocket of a dry pair of pants, roll that, put THAT into another pair of pants, tie the legs around the top, and then roll all of that into a towel.
And all of that comes untied and my cell-phone gets thrashed and my dad wakes up and asks me what the fuck I was doing :I
[QUOTE=Magmacow358;28853286]yesterday my parents where out shopping for groceries, its about 1:30, and im hungry so i get a bowl of corn-pops.
and of course, as soon as i finish pouring the bowl and start walking to the living room, my parents walk through the door with some mc.donalds.
Amnd its cereal. you cant just put it away it will get soggy.
and mc donalds french fries taste like soggy paper when put in the microwave.
I felt like i was going to freaking explode once i was done.
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Mcdonalds tastes like absolute shit anyway. If that happened to me I'd berate my parents for being fat shits and continue eating my cereal.
When i was about 10, I was on my bike, trying to break my speed record thing on my speed o meter... I reached 25mph and crashed into a back of a car.
The front of my helmet smashed.. literally, and my body was forced forward into the car.. then when I came to a stop.. I proceeded to fall onto the metal bar of the bike.
That hurt.. a lot..
2 days later I found out someone had abandoned the car and it was being towed away.. BASTARDS
[QUOTE=spydevon155;28812022]I was in karate class, and was just standing still like "What am I supposed to do?" on my first day... That same morning I was gonna eat some cereal, ended up pouring a jar of pickles into a bowl of cereal.. I felt like an idiot, back to the karate.. I was getting my outfit for the classes since I first signed up, grabbed a gatorade, opened it, and fainted the exact second, woke up and was stunned, I had spilled it all over my shirt and pants,whilist throwing up on the floor... EVERYWHERE.. And that was my Derp moment.[/QUOTE]
Lies.. about the pickles. You did indeed faint. Don't you hate older brothers? Get off little bro.
[QUOTE=Svovel Bob;27527474]I was in class. The teacher asked everyone what they wanted for christmas. One by one they told him what they wished for, and it was always something funny. After a while i went into autopilot mode and laughed everytime when someone told their wish, even when i wasnt paying attention (to be polite)
Then this one girl said: "All i want for christmas is that my dad will get healthy. He is sitting in a wheelchair, and is very sick"
I laughed.... i was the ONLY one. oh god the class hated me for the rest of the day.[/QUOTE]
Um hi? What the fuck? It says he is a guest.
When I need to talk in class I forget the most simple words in my first language, but I do remember the English word for it.
One time when I was 8, I really had to go poop at like, midnight. But... I would get in trouble if I was caught out of my bed, so...
I pooped in my hand and went to throw it out the window.
However... said window was closed.
as little i used to have problems yawning. I just couldn't do it when i wanted to, so sometimes i went into my mom and told her, mom i can't make a yawn!
Go downstairs to make me a sandwich, decide I should get something to drink aswell, play some piano. Go upstairs, realise I forgot the sandwich and my drink. Go downstairs, go to bathroom, go upstairs again. Realise I forgot it again, go downstairs, get the sandwich. .. :v:
D'aw, what happened? A lot of these stories were priceless!
[QUOTE=SuckerPunch;26423426]-When I forgot how to move my left leg for about 30 seconds while laughing uncontrollably.
-Remembering something really funny on a quiet crowded bus and chuckling to myself.
-Staring into the distance thinking about something with my mouth open (Breathing through my mouth) when I realize i'm making direct eye contact with a girl at the other end of the room.
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-Asking my 49 year old mother what she wants to be when she grows up.[/QUOTE]
Ok, I was reading this thread, saw this post, and laughed. I laughed so hard in fact, my right arm spazzed out and smacked my right eye with my thumb nail. Hurts like a bitch right now.
I'm 100% Blood Chinese, yet I know more German than I do Mandarin.
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