Sometimes I'll be saying something and just stop in the middle of what I'm saying and stare at nothing in particular.
[editline]30th March 2011[/editline]
Not on purpose
Sometimes I zone out and think about random shit that I and nobody else finds funny.
Then I start laughing really, REALLY hard, and people look at me like I'm crazy.
whenever I eat applesauce I throw away the spoon and bring the cup to the sink
[QUOTE=Checkers;28906227]whenever I eat applesauce I throw away the spoon [b]and wash the bring the cup[/b] to the sink[/QUOTE]
wat
Why does random laughing make you derp?
I laugh spontaneously all the time and I don't mind if people stare.
I live off that shit.
Although I had this derp moment where I had to unload a truck from it's goods alone since everyone else were upstairs in logistics. So I start thinking about what I should do after work and then I realize I've been stuffing things IN the truck. the door closes and the truck leaves.
fckn a
Derpest moment of the week:
During class we were at the PC room of our school, with brand new PCs and computer monitors, and they even have sound. Everytime we were in the room I just thought "I'm gonna laugh so badly when someone forgets to shut the speakers off". I started my PC, and as always opened my browser to open a flashgame. The second it loaded some gold miner music started, and I just thought "Ha, it finally happend!", not realizing it came from my PC...
I desperately needed my USB stick so I searched my entire desk. I couldn't find it so I thought it fell on the floor. Searched the entire room and still nothing. I went back to my seat, quite angry, and I accidently threw my usb stick on the floor. It was right in front of me the entire time.
Whaatttt
I was playing my guitar while using my computer as an amp.
Next, I was changing my settings.
Then when I was about to play it again, where's my pick?
Looked everywhere, where is that thing!?
I sit down. Ok then, let's use the other ones I don't like that much.
When I was about to get my other pick I noticed something.
My pick was on my mouth all the time.
Sometimes I just can't stop staring at my shoes
Was looking for my phone for 5 minutes, then I realised it was in my hand.
Phone is on table, I'm in front of it and don't see it.
Tried to change the channel with the remote. After few failed attempts, I realised I had been holding my phone all the time.
Once when I was at a bar, trying to start a conversation with a girl. I spoke to her in finnish (my primary language) and she signed that she was deaf, so I changed to english. Her friend (who was not deaf) lost it, and I just couldn't understand why. :downs:
My littlesister used to have a big-ish dog (died a few years ago) and we used to set him free when we wanted to let him inside, because he always happily ran there himself. But this dog went fucking nuts if it saw a cat. And one time, it was staring at a cat, and I saw it do that. Out of habit, I still released it from the leash and said "Go inside! Yay!" Instead, it zoomed after the cat. I sure had fun looking for the dog for the next 3 hours.
[QUOTE=Nuggi1994;28871288]as little i used to have problems yawning. I just couldn't do it when i wanted to, so sometimes [b]i went into my mom[/b] and told her, mom i can't make a yawn![/QUOTE]
:ohdear:
[QUOTE=Esrange;26792230]"Here's your meal, enjoy!" -waitress
"Thanks, you to!" -me
*pause for a moment*
[img_thumb]http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/3193/original/1279052383758.jpg?1279054176[/img_thumb] -both of us[/QUOTE]
That's me, about a third of the time someone says something like that.
I roll out the pleasantries with zero prior thought whatsoever.
"Hey, can I have a light"
"Sure, thanks mate"
"Enjoy your movie"
"Yeah you, too"
"How are you"
"How are doing"
"Here's pen you asked for"
"Yup no problem"
I fell asleep on the bus and missed my stop
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;28914265]I fell asleep on the bus and missed my stop[/QUOTE]
Happens all the time
One time I was calling one of my friend's friends stupid and then told him I was going to kick him from our xbox live party. I though x was to kick someone. I then proceeded to kick myself.
I asked my mom what a bra was for.
I was like 6.
[QUOTE=Contag;28914151]That's me, about a third of the time someone says something like that.
I roll out the pleasantries with zero prior thought whatsoever.
"Hey, can I have a light"
"Sure, thanks mate"
"Enjoy your movie"
"Yeah you, too"
"How are you"
"How are doing"
"Here's pen you asked for"
"Yup no problem"[/QUOTE]
Sometimes when people ask me how I am I ask it right back to them and then we just make eye contact and stay quiet for about 5 seconds.
I once took my remote into the kitchen for some reason and wanted to get some bread.
So I was there for like 2 minutes trying to cut the loaf, then realising i was using the remote.
Then after getting some bread, i went back into my room and tried to switch channels, and noticed I took the knife with me and left the remote in the kitchen.
Oh and forgetting english grammar just a few seconds ago
tried to refill a big gulp with milk
I week ago I walked into a shop after schoola nd just put the items I wa sintending on buying into my backpack. I realized halfway through putting the last item in and looked up at the cahsier, he was pissing himself laughing. I bought my goods and don't go in there anymore.
Blowing on cereal. Happens all the time :saddowns:
When I was in my HVAC/R training class last year, after the new class came in, the instructor was telling them about basic Air Conditioning flow and refridgerant. After listening for five minutes he was still talking about things my class knew, so I started reading a book. Ten minutes later he says:
Instructor: "HEY!! Are you paying attention?"
Me: "Yeah."
Instructor: "Really? What is Super Heat for?"
I gave him the exact book answer, hit it on the head with a hammer. He looked a bit shocked. My class was grinning. Then he goes on:
Instructor: "Ah, so you WERE paying attention?"
I misheard and though he said "Ah, so you WEREN'T paying attention?"
I said:
"Well no."
[QUOTE=lolz3;28921616]When I was in my HVAC/R training class last year, after the new class came in, the instructor was telling them about basic Air Conditioning flow and refridgerant. After listening for five minutes he was still talking about things my class knew, so I started reading a book. Ten minutes later he says:
Instructor: "HEY!! Are you paying attention?"
Me: "Yeah."
Instructor: "Really? What is Super Heat for?"
I gave him the exact book answer, hit it on the head with a hammer. He looked a bit shocked. My class was grinning. Then he goes on:
Instructor: "Ah, so you WERE paying attention?"
I misheard and though he said "Ah, so you WEREN'T paying attention?"
I said:
"Well no."[/QUOTE]
Did you then put on your shades, say "Deal with it" and continue reading?
i drank really hot coffee once and burnt my tongue and as a reflex i took another sip to cool my mouth down :sweatdrop:
My cat often rubs against my leg whilst I'm on the computer. Just now, forgetting my desk(on floor) fan was on the ground, it blew wind against my leg. Thinking it was my cat I leaned down and over and pet the fan.
My friend just said that he "catched up on his English work."
the way i play with my foot tall dog is i lay on the floor and swipe at his feet, and its all jolly good fun.
one time, I was playing with the dog and all that. he walked away, and I said "okay" then i slept on the floor for 6 hours. I woke up, not knowing what the fuck happened.
this happened twice.
[editline]31st March 2011[/editline]
also, when i was a 5 or something, we went to macy's at the mall. i had this sudden urge to lick the glass perfume viewing window, which i instinctively did. was sick for a week after that.
never told a soul.
derp.
First day at internship, they have a thing that dispenses packets of Cup-a-soup. I get a packet and empty it in a mug.
Strange-looking electric water kettle stands right next to Cup-a-soup dispenser. Gestalt laws kick in, assume it's hot water. Pour hot water into mug.
After a second I recognize the delicious scent that is mushroom soup-flavored coffee.
<- my face as I pour it down the drain wondering what it would taste like.
Well I was sitting watching a local football game and I had some salad. I finished the salad but didn't realize it because I was concentrating on the game so much. So without looking at the box for some salad I ended up pulling grass out of the ground and eating it... After a few minutes I realized that my salad started tasting disgusting and that I had been eating grass. I looked round to see if anybody has noticed me eating grass and they didn't. :)
Yummy.
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