• Derp moments.
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Wake up really tired, all blurry eyed and shit, go towards the room where my pc is. Turn and walk into the room about half a metre before the actual doorway and walk straight into a wall. Another one: Was getting on the bus with a friend, talking to another friend when I thought I'd lost my phone. So I was panicking (because we had to get on the bus so I didn't have any time) and asked my friend where it was, and I was pissed off because he was looking all smug and laughing. So I tell the other friend "Shit sorry gotta go, I can't find my phone", and put the phone in my pocket, then suddenly realise.
I didn't realize until about a month ago when someone told me there was a little "locking" thing on pants to prevent your fly from going down. I was amazed. I'm 25 fucking years old and just figured that out
[QUOTE=wutanggrenad;28928984]I didn't realize until about a month ago when someone told me there was a little "locking" thing on pants to prevent your fly from going down. I was amazed. I'm 25 fucking years old and just figured that out[/QUOTE] What where is this locking thing i cant find it? oh you mean the button, i thought the actual zip locked :P
The zipper locks man, it's awesome
Morning after pulling an all-nighter I was having some milk, when I had finished from the glass I casually chucked it away like it was the most natural thing in the world. Of course it shattered and I just stood there like an idiot.
[QUOTE=wutanggrenad;28930775]The zipper locks man, it's awesome[/QUOTE] What in the fuck are you talking about?
zip your pants up and when it's done, put the tab thing down and push it down (into you). There is a little bump that stops pants from going down. At first I was like "This is a load of bull shit". But it damn works
I just shift+deleted my entire music folder, assuming it was my phone. [editline]5th April 2011[/editline] Thank god for Dropbox' ability to restore deleted files.
Choking on my own saliva.
There was this time when it was dead quiet in class, and I just simply had to fart. I tried to suppress it as hard as I could, so out came this long, high-pitched whistling sound. The class was still surprisingly silent, and I don't know why but I just uncontrollably let out a short heh heh-laugh. Needless to say everyone burst out in laughter. God damnit I am ashamed to this day. Had I kept my laughter inside... Also once my friend commented on my new jacket and asked how much it cost, somehow I took it as if he was trying to buy it off me, so I just said "I'm not selling it." Few seconds passed, felt stupid as hell.
I almost put deodorant on my face for some reason
[QUOTE=Samppa;29001182]There was this time when it was dead quiet in class, and I just simply had to fart. I tried to suppress it as hard as I could, so out came this long, high-pitched whistling sound. The class was still surprisingly silent, and I don't know why but I just uncontrollably let out a short heh heh-laugh. Needless to say everyone burst out in laughter. God damnit I am ashamed to this day. Had I kept my laughter inside... Also once my friend commented on my new jacket and asked how much it cost, somehow I took it as if he was trying to buy it off me, so I just said "I'm not selling it." Few seconds passed, felt stupid as hell.[/QUOTE] Well now that you've done it I can share my fart story without shame Okay, so way back in like 4th grade we were all sitting in class, and the teacher was talking about the standard language arts vocabulary test bullshit, and I had to fart. Bad. It felt like it would be silent, but it was not. To say the least about it's noise, I'm quite sure that it output the same amount of decibels as a very large aircraft flying by. Everyone laughed like fucking hell and the guy next to me turned around and was like "Dude was that you!?!?!" and I was too busy laughing to confirm it was.
I once poured milk into my toaster. I can't even begin to explain why I did that.
A few nights ago I was driving home while REALLY super-duper tired. I have to park in the garage, which involves some tricky turns most of the time because of how it was built. So when I got up to start making the turns, I thought to myself that it would be easier if I wasn't in the car. So I put the car in neutral, got out and started to try and push it from behind into the garage. Then I was like "What the fuck am I doing."
Once in kindergarten I was making a Mother's Day card and school was almost over and I wanted to finish it, but I had to take a dump and I shit my pants.
[QUOTE=wutanggrenad;28930775]The zipper locks man, it's awesome[/QUOTE] What locking thing? [editline]5th April 2011[/editline] [img]http://i.imgur.com/WUemX.png[/img]
What is this shit about zipper locks I am examining the shit out of my zipper I'm finding nothing like that
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;29009713]What is this shit about zipper locks I am examining the shit out of my zipper I'm finding nothing like that[/QUOTE] Flip it up.
[QUOTE=0v3rkill2;29009788]Flip it up.[/QUOTE] Oh, that? I've always known you could do that. I was looking for some sort of switch or button of some kind.
pouring water in my cereal
Two months ago I turned the wrong direction on the way to the bathroom at around 2:30AM. The wrong way ends up being a quick trip down 12 very hard wood stairs and a landing at the bottom that happens to be very resonant when struck. Thankfully I didn't break anything or sustain any serious injuries because the steps (painfully) slowed me down. Derp Moral: Always use a fucking flashlight.
one time i forgot how to skip whilst playing football with my friend i tried to skip forward or whatever the fuck it is when you throw a football and i just jumped forward a few feet and fell on my face. i tried again but for 2 hours i couldnt skip. just hop.
hearing someone say "hey how ya going" and replying with "good" only to realize they were talking on the phone :derp:
When i can't find the ''sign out'' button on some website on a public computer,i delete the entire history of the browser
One morning when I was beyond tired I went into my bathroom for a shave and teeth brushing. Without thinking I grabbed the toothbrush and proceeded to brush my cheeks with water. Not even noticing what I'd just done I grabbed my razor and put toothpaste on it. But as I was squeezing the paste onto the razor did I then realize what had been going on. Then I washed my hair with body wash and washed my body with shampoo.
One time I forgot I had friends sleeping over and stepped right on one's face as I hopped of my bed in the morning.
When I stasis in Dead Space 2 when I want to telekinesis
I once didn't sleep for 48 hours, then feel asleep standing up, mid sentence talking to my friend.. derp.
I happen to do this countless times these days. Grab my toothbrush when about to shave or grab my razor when about to brush my teeth.
Sit down in class, pull out algebra work, browse facepunch. Class is about to end and I haven't done shit. Algebra is next period :v:
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