While walking to my friends house after college I momentarily forgot how to walk half way there, my legs just stopped mid-cycle and I fell sideways into a traffic light.
Trying to explain something, and in the middle of conversation forget what I was about to say.
It happens a lot... Derp!
Walking around the house looking for X, realize it's in my hand.
spend 20 minutes cooking chicken and rice
walk up stairs
fall up stairs
no more chicken and rice(also burnt arm because most of the rice dropped on it)
I think about breathing, then blinking, then swallowing, and eventually I just begin to seize.
I poured milk on the food...
I hadn't slept well for days :effort:
I was walking and talking to my friend, not noticing she went to talk to a teacher, I kept talking and walking, and I was kinda like telling her my feelings towards her.
There were a lot of people in that hallway. :|
I one time forgot how to draw a triangle.
This one time I tried to use the computer then I realized I was a fish
I walked into a dark room and tried to turn my flashlight on by hitting F on an invisible keyboard.
I went to make some ichiban noodles. I dont make em the traditional way of boiling the water and then put the noodles in... I make them by putting in the noodles and water at the same time. Yeah... I forgot water and left it on the burner for 5 minutes. Shit was smokey.
Oh yeah I also put apple juice in my cereal and milk in the glass... then proceded to eat it because I didnt wanna waste it. Naaaasty shit.
I forgot how to wake up :ohdear:
I once forgot how to tie my shoelaces.
Phone rang.
Put Milk to ear, put phone in fridge.
Every morning i try and throw the cookie in the cup of milk but it always drops outside. Fucking always.
And today, while in class, I was sat on my chair, bent down to grab the bag, and fell asleep halfway. I fell from the chair and hit my head on the floor, with my ass up in the air and everyone laughing.
Oh and I always forget which direction is left or right, I always help myself with the hand.
I forgot that I had my hat on.
Spent like half an hour searching for it :v:
Get up while eating something then forgetting what the hell I was going to do.
I fell asleep randomly in class, mid-sentence
Put cup-of-noodles in microwave for 5 minutes with [b]no water.[/b]
Then [b]left the house.[/b]
When i don't know what word to say in my mother language, but have to say the english word :p.
I just tried to CTRL+F an image.. :mad:
I was playing minecraft classic.
I joined a random server, which turned out to be /v/'s server.
I was playing around when this random message pops up telling me to type /hacks.
And so I did.
This one didn't happen with me but with the others in the server.
I was playing, again, Minecraft Classic.
I was building my fortress while people were chatting like crazy.
Somebody says "ctrl+f4".
13 people disconnect.
I was going to ask my friend a question but I accidentally asked him if he had a small penis instead.
Also sometimes I'm mid sentence and suddenly the rest of the sentence is gone.
I was browsing the web when my sister knocked on the door and asked to clean the curtains.
I said "Sure, why not.", then resumed browsing the web. Then one friend told me that XVideos was back on. I completely forgot that my sister was there, cleaning the curtains, and started to fap.
Then she was leaving the bedroom when she saw me fapping.
"What the fuck are you doing?"
I couldn't say nothing, I was paralyzed :sigh:
wow I'm the only one who has no problems accept I sometimes lose my shoes...
Searching the TV remote for 3 minutes, then realising I had it in my hand.
[QUOTE=theguy;26301960]wow I'm the only one who has no problems accept I sometimes lose my shoes...[/QUOTE]
you accept lost shoes?
Also.
Wearing my glasses then panicking and saying "OH MY GOD I LOST MY GLASSES"
I was just standing on the curb waiting for my friend once and I just randomly lost my balance.
Decided to be lazy and microwave some garlic bread. Wrapper as well
Forgetting what I was gonna say just like right now
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