Ran into a Sliding screen door, recoiled back, I decide to open it. I stick my hand out, pull it back, then run head first into the sliding screen door again.
I come back to the door again, but this time, I open it and bolt forward.
There was another sliding screen door behind it. I open it, than run into it again. Apparently, I had closed the first sliding door instead of opening the second one.
:v:
Looking for my phone using the torch on my phone.
Only took me 3 hours at 2200 on a sunday night to search the whole house, car, garden and walk down the road and back before giving up and placing the phone back in my pocket.
In the morning i was like 'Ohhh' i left in my pocket, later that school day i realised what i had done.
I cried in front of the class, they were just like wtf.
I was making chicken noodle soup once and after I poured the boiling water in it i placed the soup cup on the boiler on the stove and the cup just melted everywhere and it was a bitch to clean up. Then I had to make new soup.
Sometimes I forget how old I am and when people ask I take a long pause to try to remember
I threw my socks in my trash can then I took the trash out, I had no idea where that pair went.
[QUOTE=Crpto2007;33771071]Sometimes I forget how old I am and when people ask I take a long pause to try to remember[/QUOTE]
I freaking hate when that happens!
"How old are you?"
"Uh..."
"You don't know?"
"I do, I'm 23. I just forgot..."
I did my Science homework on my computer and had to put it on a USB. The USB was named something like "Dean's USB" so I renamed it to "Removable Disc" to bring into school for homework. When I give it to the teacher to get my homework off, she called me over and pointed to the screen. Instead of "removable disc" I named it "removable dick".
I have no idea what I was thinking.
Almost took a shit in the urinal once. Not enough coffee that morning.
I once went to change the CDs in my computer, and so I took one out, put the other one in, and put the old one back in on top of it. Worst sound ever.
This other time, I had this awful diarrhea and I urgently needed to use the bathroom. So I go, take care of business and when I go to wipe, I realize that I had forgotten to pull down my pants.
I once pissed in the backyard because I was too lazy to go to the bathroom upstairs.
Once i feel asleep while playing BF3 (i was really tired), and i was in a point at the back of the map where there was no fighting.
I wake up 7 minutes later, enemies have started attacking that point, i hear someone in the game yell out "Lookout, grenade!" right after i wake up.
I jumped from my chair, lay down on the ground, and put my hands on my head.
Then i realised how much of a dumbass i am.
[QUOTE=Krinkels;33773763]I once went to change the CDs in my computer, and so I took one out, put the other one in, and put the old one back in on top of it. Worst sound ever.
This other time, I had this awful diarrhea and I urgently needed to use the bathroom. So I go, take care of business and when I go to wipe, I realize that I had forgotten to pull down my pants.[/QUOTE]
Reminds me of that 'Dont shit in your pants' game, anyways, I've accidentally turned in a USB full of porn (Doesn't help that it was MLP rule 34) instead of an essay to a teacher. Did not go well at all.
after a weekend with my girlfriend, i was going to drive her to our school. i put on her underwear, needless to say, gym was NOT fun.
I once got into an elevator, forgot that you had to press buttons to choose a floor, and started flipping out because I thought I was trapped.
One time in like 7th grade or something When i was on line waiting with all these kids who were waiting to go into the auditorium to perform in a chorus some dick behind me had me startled so my arm shoots forward and I grab a girls ass in front of me.
Thinking that whoever who live in this room is a pig and that this room is fucking filthy and that the owner of the room was a lazy bastard
It was my room and I had just woken up
Spent the better part of the morning neatening the room
I was walking in a hallway and walked right into a cabinet. There's this tree also on my route home from school, that no matter what I do to avoid it I somehow end up walking straight into the fucker.
I fell asleep at the computer desk at my best friends house as well, twas pretty embarrassing.
I actually think I have a better derp moment. I realized I was actually 9 or 10 when that first one happened, so here's a much, MUCH more recent one:
A friend, my brother and I were all hanging out on a boring Saturday afternoon, with nothing else to do we decided to do some split-screen console gaming. Needless to say, we all got a little distracted. I got up to go do something (can't remember what it was) and when I came back, I took a drink of my water. Now, I have a big problem with drinking after anybody, and I have a pretty serious case of OCD. So, after I took a drink, my friend started laughing. I had no idea what he was laughing about, so I asked him.
He then told me he had switched our drinks and I had just gulped down some of his backwash. I immediately ran to the kitchen to wash my mouth out. I come back and sit back down... and take another drink of my water. He laughs again, I run to wash my mouth out again.
Bastard got me four times. :suicide:
One time I forgot how to walk and just stood in the middle of my loungeroom for a good ten minutes.
[QUOTE=Sir Apricot VI;33780090]One time I forgot how to walk and just stood in the middle of my loungeroom for a good ten minutes.[/QUOTE]
You win.
Gotta remember that time when I went in the shower, stood there for 5 mins, and then went out again thinking I had washed myself.
I got up in the morning and was tired, got out a bowl, and a glass, and poured my ricecrispies into the glass, so i decided it would just be easierto eat them out the glass.
Today I temporarily lost consciousness in my maths class and began to write an English Essay in my maths book without realising.
when i was clubbin, in a middle of a dance, i get a huge hard on. My saggy jeans are not hiding it and I run in to the nearest WC completely wasted and look at myself in the mirror asking: What is happening?
Then I wake up at my friend´s house.
Checking my watch several times with no results to report back to brain HQ.
[QUOTE=Gen;33799153]when i was clubbin, in a middle of a dance, i get a huge hard on. My saggy jeans are not hiding it and I run in to the nearest WC completely wasted and look at myself in the mirror asking: What is happening?
Then I wake up at my friend´s house.[/QUOTE]
I reached a new level of enlightenment by reading this.
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