I put chili powder in my coffee one morning thinking it was cinnamon.
Trying to quicksave in real life after playing Oblivion/Fallout 3 for 20+ hours.
I got out a plate to put my pizza on and a glass to put soda in. I ended up pouring soda on my plate and on my pizza because I wasn't thinking about anything, just an empty mind moment.
First day of high school and was sitting in phys-ed listening to the teacher giving a speech on something, because nobody ever does anything on the first day. I totally zoned out and then when the bell rang I forgot how to walk. I ended up smashing my face into a bar and breaking my left ankle.
[editline]26th November 2010[/editline]
Three months later, was [del]walking[/del] limping in the forest with a friend after he [del]talked me into[/del] dragged me with him on a hike. He mentioned that there were gopher holes around and to watch out because I could step in them and break my other ankle. With a laugh I went on to talk about a joke I heard at school.
Not much left to the imagination here.
Spent an hour looking for my watch once.
Of course it was on my wrist the whole time.
The really derpy part of that is the fact that I checked the time at least twice while I was looking for it.
Forgetting my glasses at home, and being late to school due to it :saddowns:
I once tried to piss in the bin. Didnt though.
After making myself cereal, I'll put the milk in the cupboard. Or when I leave my room to go do whatever, I'll walk into a random room in my house and ask myself what the hell I'm doing.
When I go into the kitchen and get some soda I put it on the table and go to the toilet then go back to my room and sit on the chair then realize I forgot the soda.
when I write a word that i'm thinking rather than what I am supposed to be writing.
I have a really bad moment.
It was a summer night, I was getting tired. The room was very warm, and all I had on was a desk fan. I had my dick in front of it, and it felt good. At some point my dick came too close, and was hit by one of the blunt blades of the small desk fan. Blunt or not, it hurt like hell, and I had to go to a doctor. :saddowns:
Lil' guy is ok now, but damn – that hurt.
So – derp. I stuck my dick in a desk fan.
When I wanted to tell my friend about something 'new' when I already told them.
Also, I was in a class in the morning, bored, so I decided to stick my ruler into my socks. Then I needed to use the ruler and thought it was gone until I got back home and realized the truth. I felt so dumb.
My best friend was once sat there poking her dad in the back when he turned around and screamed as loud as he could and scared her shitless, she then spilt all her drink down her top. oh how we laughed
Looking for TV remote for 20 minutes.
Give up.
Look on the coffee table and its right there in plain sight.
full retard
I just refreshed the music I was listening to in YouTube, somehow thinking it was a FP thread I was reading.
[QUOTE=Nikeos;26308335]I just refreshed the music I was listening to in YouTube, somehow thinking it was a FP thread I was reading.[/QUOTE]
endlessyoutube.com
come at me
Poured a cup of coffee, went and took the milk out of the fridge and poured some into the coffee.
Then I took the coffee cup and put it in the fridge.
Sometimes when I have a fever without realising it I just start laughing, and can't stop for 20 minutes. Then when I cool down I can't remember what was so funny.
And the time I put a shopping cart at the top of a hill and it soon speeds down and just happens to turn and smash into a BMW's door.
[QUOTE=TurbisV2;26308469]Poured a cup of coffee, went and took the milk out of the fridge and poured some into the coffee.
Then I took the coffee cup and put it in the fridge.[/QUOTE]
This shit happens too much in this thread
I put the vacuum in the pantry.
I realized what I had done as soon as I closed the door, and checked the vacuum's spot just in case I put the sugar or flour or something there.
I was spending most of my free time in ventrilo talking to my friends. So the next morning we had computer class and I pressed control to talk to the guy right next to me.
These moments are funny.
I've had a lot, but I'll share the 3 painful ones.
1.)Wanted to check if there was any deodrant left in a can, so I aimed the sprayhole, at my eyes and pressed it down...
2.) Was sat at my computer desk with a fresh (scalding hot) cup of tea. My mobile phone starts ringing... My immediate reaction was to put my hand straight into the Drink of tea.
3.) Playing tennis in PE class at High school... I was playing pretty absent minded, when suddenly my opponent hit the ball at an angle causing it to arch over and come down towards me from above... my immediate reaction was to throw the tennis racket at the ball... which it missed... and landed straight on my opponents head causing her to faint for a few minutes.
When I was a kid my class visited a police station, and I sprayed pepperspray on my eye. :(
I was once drawing some homework for an art lesson near my laptop. I made a mistake and instead of rubbing out, I pressed ctrl+z.
I did the opposite in one of my lessons as well. We were using graphics tablets and photoshop and I used the eraser tool and then blew on the monitor to get rid of the non-existent eraser-bit-things
During a maths exam, I forgot what a hexagon was
pourded myself a drink then put my cup in the fridge and brought the bottle with me.
I poured milk in my food and put ketchup in my glass.
:derp:
I poured milk instead of water in my glass. LOL RATE ME FUNNIE :derp:
had to piss. walked towards bathroom
turned past
went into kitchen
kitchen was a U shape, went around the U
open fridge
get out penis
--WAIT WHAT AM I DOING
go back, find bathroom
(mega tired ftw)
I poured in salt instead of sugar in my tea once.
Also i said pineapple penis in the middle of the class one time.
[B]This one is bad.[/B]
When my parents made some baked rolls, and i rushed downstairs and realized they were making baked rolls...
Instead of screaming "UUU PULLIA" (in english: OOOO! BAKED ROLLS!)
I screamed "UUUU PILLUA!" (in english: OOOO! PUSSY! (as vagina))
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