• Derp moments.
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This one time when I was very slightly drunk I woke up in the middle of the night desperate for a pee. Instead of going left out of my room to the bathroom I went right into the spare room and pee'd all over the radiator. No one found out for 3 days because we hardly ever go into that room.
I poured a glass of water in a drawer once. Took forever to dry everything.
i went to best buy. as i was heading towards the exit, i turned and noticed those quarter prize machine things. i stared in wonder and contemplated asking my dad for change when i smacked face first into the magnet thief detector. i heard about it all the way home.
Walk into room. Forget what the hell I needed to do.
Open fridge door multiple times and never get nothing.
Walk into kitchen, open fridge, nearly empty, decide to go buy food, go upstairs, get wallet, open fridge again expecting food.
I randomly did a Michael Jackson move out of the blue, luckily nobody was watching. I don't even like Michael Jackson.
Mom decided to paint the basement steps we had just put in on the same day as laundry day. Ten minutes after she told me the stairs were slippery: [b]BUMPITYBANGCRASHKLUNK "WHAT THE FUCK"[/b]
Mom: [I]Dinner![/I] Me: [I]OK.[/I] ... Half an hour later I realise dinner is ready.
Couldn't find my pencil It's on my ear.
Woke up, forgot we had a bathroom and/or that toilets existed, Pissed in the closet on some childhood memories....
[QUOTE=Chekko;26287796]I threw my candy bar in the trashcan and took a bite of the paper. I was tired. Wasted 2€ for nothing. :smith:[/QUOTE] €2 for a candy bar?? [editline]26th November 2010[/editline] Going all the way downstairs to get something, then finding something extra you also want to take upstairs but forget what you originally came down for. Back upstairs, realizing you didn't get what you needed.
The most memorable derp moment was last year. Me and my friend where just sitting there talking and all the sudden i say something semi funny. We start laughing extremely hard for 20 minutes. he almost pissed himself, i almost threw up and then we where sitting there wondering what was so funny
I always walk right past the fucking vacuum cleaner when I am looking for it. EVERY DAMN TIME.
I started to feel really dizzy once in shower, trying to get out, door not opening no matter how hard I pull it. After a few minutes I realize that I was supposed to push, you can clearly see which way the door opens, but I was so fucking dizzy...
Walking on Halloween "Wait, where's my hat? Oh shit where is my hat" Look behind and does not see hat "[B]OH SHIT WHERE THE FUCK IS MY-[/B] oh it's on my head"
setting my monitor brightness to 0.
Said thank you to a self service machine at tesco. Also my brother asked me to go upstairs and get a DvD, instead... I went upstairs for a piss and forgot the DvD.
Shouted "COME IN" when the phone rang while I was playing on the computer
[QUOTE=koeniginator;26316038]setting my monitor brightness to 0.[/QUOTE] setting my monitor brightness to 0, my eyes becoming accustomed to it, then working in photoshop for 3 hours the next day I opened my project and everything was bright and washed-out as fuck
I was making breakfast and put a microwaveable pastry thing into the microwave. I went upstairs and came down 10 minutes later, completely forgetting about the pastry, and had a bowl of cereal. I didn't find the pastry until the next day [editline]26th November 2010[/editline] Not very derp, but it felt stupid
Grab bowl, put cereal, open refrigerator, NO MILK.
one morning i thought i fell asleep on the floor, so i got up and tripped right off my bed
I bought a roast beef sandwitch from Arby's, got home and stuck it in the microwave, but forgot to remove the foil packaging It did not end well
Putting 6 cans of Coca Cola in the fridge in our hotel room when on vacation in Greece. The next morning the fridge was covered with soda from the expanded cans. It was quite a cleaning job. Did not think about it before I put them in, I was tired :(
1) One summer night woke up hot at 2 in the morning. Went down stairs and out side sat at the edge of my pool with my feet in the water. Fell back asleep woke up at 8am to my dad kicking me saying "you alright?" 2) play gmod in the evening. Stop for food and check the cubbords and fridge. Find nothing of intrest. Return to my room and gmod. Go back down stairs 10mins later check the fridge again expecting food to be there. Repeat this untill bed.
Was going to get a cup of orange juice and make some noodles, but I completely forgot about the juice and ended up filling the cup with water and jamming the noodles in it and putting it on a stove. Then suddenly fucking *crack* and the cup broke. I was tired, ok?
I was thinking hard about my working schedule for the following day as I got in the shower, 10 minutes in I found I was really cold and the shampoo wasn't coming out of my hair. That's when I noticed I was entirely dry and had been standing in a shower for 10 minutes that wasn't even on.
I opened my fridge to see nothing in it. I stared at the fridge for a while hoping something would appear :saddowns:
probaly everyones done this tried pushing a door which says pull
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