Also, walked into an automatic door too quickly so it was still opening. I smacked into it, in front of my girlfriend.
Was holding a jug of hot water, heard the phone rang....yeah.
Multiple cuts/burns on legs. Fun.
walking into the shower without taking my glasses off ):
one time i did that and even put the water on.
I thought it would be a good idea to put salt on my burger.
It wasn't.
I always put my cell phone in my left pocket, one time I put it in the right pocket, then a while later I went to check my phone, and I thought I lost it
I'll be playing my drumset and just completly forget what I was playing.
I'm in mid-sentence and it just disappears from mind and I shut up.
It's stopping a bit now though.
Pouring milk into a glass... without realising that the glass was upside down
Switching the first letters in words. "Yeah, there were a lot of wirds and bales"
what.
Walked right into a low door frame
Leaving school an hour too early :downs:
going to say a word, but while you're already speaking you change your mind and want to say another word, then the result is the first part of one word mixed with the last part of the second word you thought, resulting in speaking like a tard
Good old "can't find my glasses, and they're still on my nose".
I always manage to drop dishes or glasses in the kitchen and stub my toe on doors. Fall down stairs.
One other time, me and some others were playing a guessing kind of game, and one of the girls said it was something beginning with M, that she felt she was getting it now. I yelled out "Menstruation!?!" and instantly regretted it. Thankfully everyone laughed, except me :(
Was real tired and woke up at a friends when i was over and tried pissing in/on his AC unit.
:smug:
Also, I sometimes mis-read times. For example, sometimes I mis-read 15:30 as 5:30 (completely missing the first digit).
Sometimes I lose all ability to talk.
"So I was wajdh jdhru bluh muh"
I look at my watch, stare at the time for 30 seconds, look up, and forget time.
Put my bowl of soup I had just made in the fridge so I could get a spoon.
Bit something, burnt my tounge, and went to bite it again almost instantly.
I tried to piss in the trashcan the other day. Not on purpose, I mean...I was tired or something and I had to piss, but I was also hungry. So I walked into the kitchen and unzipped in front of the trash before I realized something was wrong.
On a really cold day, there was loads of ice on the pavements. I was getting off my bus onto a path that sloped down onto the road. I couldn't get any grip on the ground so I just locked in place started sliding down infront of the bus. Someone grabbed me and pulled me up though.
Oh!
I also went to get off a chair, but my feet got stuck under, so I landed on my face!
I remember when I was younger and me and my mum were living in a small 1 bedroom house so we had to share a bunk bed, I was on the top bunk. One night I got up to have a piss but when I started to piss I was suddenly in my bed room starting to piss on the bed side cabinet, I promptly stopped with "what are you doing" from my mother. I still don't know what the fuck happened so I've always concluded I sleep walked whilst dreaming I was going to the toilet :<
Check time, think to myself "I'll sleep for a few more minutes" close eyes, wake up check time, it's been two hours.
Oh and walking into cupboard doors.
I accidentally dropped a spoon down the drain. I then tried to hit the light switch so I could see it and pull it out. The light was already on. After turning the light off and coming to the conclusion that that was not the right switch I then hit the other switch, thus activating the garbage disposal.
One time while brushing my teeth I managed to drop my toothbrush to the floor. I bent over to pick it up resulting in me hitting my head on the counter.
Also I threw some clothes into the toilet and proceeded to piss in the hamper.
Once back in school I wanted to show a friend something on youtube during comm tech, so I fire up a proxy and type in the URL. The page loaded and I was shocked to find the youporn adult content warning page staring me in the face. I immediately shut off the monitor and restarted the PC, hoping nobody noticed.
[QUOTE=-Vista;26322892]Check time, think to myself "I'll sleep for a few more minutes" close eyes, wake up check time, it's been two hours.[/QUOTE]
This.
Went to sleep at 4 in the morning, over the summer.
Woke up at 7. I figured that it was 7 at night, since I went to sleep so late I probably slept for a long time.
Look out the window, "Huh, that's odd. The sun usually isn't out this late." (thinking nothing of where it was in the sky)
Thirty minutes later I look out again, "what the FUCK"
turns out, it was 7 in the morning
Fell asleep midday for a nap, woke up, started making breakfast and getting ready to go, dad walks in, "Wtf are you doing?" me, "Making breakfast, what else?" dad, "Its 9 o'clock, in the night", I just ate my breakfast and went back to bed. then woke up at normal school time, and just went and messed on the computer, 4 hours later my dad asks me why the hell I'm not at school... Yeah....
Made myself coffee. I immediately take a large chug of it just as I finish putting cream and sugar in it.
I spilled it on my crotch after I got scalded. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=TAU!;26283227]
- One time, I was walking into my bedroom and forgot how to cough. I had to cough real badly and it felt like my throat was going to dry up and itch forever. So, I said "cough" a few times and didn't know what the hell was going on.[/QUOTE]
how the fuck
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Sometimes I try to turn the TV off when it's already off and turn on lights that are already on and vice versa
Calling my mom, dad and calling my dad, mom
:derp:
I wanted to eat something so I found a piece of sliced cheese and went to the cupboard to see what else I could add to it but I could'nt find anything so I just randomly grabed peanut butter and but in on the slice and my brother was like: What the fuck adam, what are you doing? And I just said I realy want some fucking peanut and cheese. And it tasted like the best thing ever.
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