I woke up in the middle of the night to go take a piss downstairs, and after stumbling down without trying to wake everyone up, I got down to business. Unfortunately, I must have been sleeping on my stomach, because it shot out in a Y shape, and missed the toilet completely. Half went into the garbage can and half soared onto wall and my foot in a warm torrent.
I was so appalled I couldn't even react properly, except to awkwardly wiggle around for half a minute with my eyes all bugged out. I just stared with my mouth open until it was done. :frown:
[QUOTE=shadow_of_intent;26329173]Same, but with D.[/QUOTE]
My favorite one is making my M's with an extra little bump/hill thingy on the end. I think I just lose count sometimes.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;26328252]Clearing tabs -> close Youtube.
"Where did the music go?"[/QUOTE]
Ctrl+Shift+T
I just made coffee forgetting to actually use the kettle, I did pour it into the kettle but completely forgot that I was supposed to turn it on before pouring it into the filter.
[editline]27th November 2010[/editline]
It tastes like rubber.
Dumping my clothes in the Toilet and pissing in the Clothes Basket.
Also after Playing FO:NV for 18 hours non stop, I tried to save irl.
I was listening to the beatles in class while taking a test, (we can listen to our mp3's in school) and one question, was something like "What was the name of the man who discovered electricity?" and I put down "George Harrison"
[QUOTE=Zoook;26328420]Sometimes I forget which direction the number "3" goes.[/QUOTE]
Yeah I do that but with the lowercase "e"
Closed the closet door behind me. The long shirt I wear to bed gets caught in closet. Who the fuck is pulling me back.
said "you look tasty" to someone while watching a zombie film.
When my little brother asked what 5+5 is, I said 55 :frown:
Forgot if I usually hold my fork in left or right hand and same with the knife.
Ended up copying the other people at the table.
Stand up to get a glass of water.
End up in bathroom thinking "Wtf am i doing here?"
forgetting that I had put on some water for my tea
after realizing it I rushed to the kitchen and all the water had vaporized and the plate was glowing red
I put a microwave meal mac n' cheese in the microwave without putting any damn water in the bowl, i could smell smoke, the fucking alarm went off it was 3AM, my hamster died from the smoke. :smith:
[QUOTE=NOD Engineer;26337294]said "you look tasty" to someone while watching a zombie film.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=theguy;26301960]wow I'm the only one who has no problems accept I sometimes lose my shoes...[/QUOTE]
Jesus Christ, that's 250$ down the drain.
Jesus Christ, that's way too much for a pair of shoes.
When I was younger I forgot how to move my eyes independently for a while. To look at stuff I just moved my head around with my eyes square in the centre. Derp.
The day after thanksgiving:
I went to make some turkey sandwiches (leftovers), I get all the stuff out, I put the Miracle Whip on the bread, then I wind up putting the turkey back into the fridge then remembering. "Wait I'm going to need that unless I want a condiment sandwich!"
I still can't my head around how you spell "eye" (The "eye" that means "Yes")
[QUOTE=Spetzaz;26340185]Jesus Christ, that's 250$ down the drain.[/QUOTE]
Wow, the most I've ever paid for a pair of shoes is $40.
[QUOTE=ZapDing;26341737]I still can't my head around how you spell "eye" (The "eye" that means "Yes")[/QUOTE]
You mean "aye"?
One time, I flipped over my mouse accidentally and closed what I was doing without saving. :saddowns:
I wrapped a hot dog in tin foil and then microwaved it, thinking it would take half the time to warm.
I work at an animal hospital and I once asked a coworker, "Why do we only get the sick animals?"
I once forgot how to hold a toothbrush (I'm british. Oh yes.)
I tried holding it like a spoon and like a pen
I was all: "The fuck"
It's not something I did, but something my youngest brother did.
So, it was late, like 4 AM on a Sunday, and I was off to bed. Brushed my teeth, then sat down on the toilet to take a shit. Didn't bother to lock the the door, as I wasn't expecting anyone up that late. After some seconds, my brother opened the door and walked in. It went something like this:
Me: What are you doing?
Brother: I have to pee.
Me: Uh, ok, can you wait outside?
Brother: No, I have to pee.
Me: Yes, but I'm on the toilet now, so get out!
Brother: NO, I HAVE TO PEE SO YOU GET OUT!
Me: NO, I'M TAKING A SHIT AND I WAS HERE BEFORE YOU, SO GET OUT!
My brother didn't say anything. Instead, he walked over to the bathtub, pulled down his pajamas pants and started to pee in it.
Me: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?
Brother: I'm peeing...
He then pulled up his pants and went back to bed.
I just sat there with a confused expression on my face. I'm guessing he was really tired, or sleepwalking.
One time i walked into Math Class and said "Morning Dad"
Oddly, i walked into the wrong class room. Didn't help that it was my Dad's classroom either.
Once when I came home from school, I didn't find my keys in my bag, so I called mom and she came home to unlock the door for me. The next day I found out that I had the key in my pocket all along.
Lose something.
Look everywhere for it.
It turns up in the very first place you looked, you just didnt see it.
Every goddamn time.
[QUOTE=shadow_of_intent;26345008]Lose something.
Look everywhere for it.
It turns up in the very first place you looked, you just didnt see it.
Every goddamn time.[/QUOTE]
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