Poured glass of milk, put glass into fridge, walked away with carton of milk.
Took off glasses and set them somewhere before going to bed, quickly did something else, tried to take glasses off again.
That reminds me.
Pour a glass of drink for dinner. Go back to table and sit down, without the drink.
Have to awkwardly stand up again and go get it.
It was dark and i thought there was one more stair to go so i fell face forward
Biking into a parked car, how? i don' know.
When I was spinning this rifle-capgun on my finger and hit my face with the butt of it.
Riding a bike back after catching some cows which escaped I forgot that the road ahead had a wire across it to stop the cows (obviously). The wire took me out and because the wire was hooked at the end so that it held on the other side of the fence i had a massive horizontal gash across my neck. Luckily this was in the orchard which didn't have an electric fence, plus the gash wasn't as serious as i thought it was.
I also got a nail through my calf when taking a break from throwing wood into the basement and not looking where i was going to sit. I got one through my foot about a centimeter in aswell when I was taking a wooden gate apart in plimsolls, needless to say the medic called me a "Gormless tosser" :geno:
[QUOTE=Naitomere;26300898]I was browsing the web when my sister knocked on the door and asked to clean the curtains.
I said "Sure, why not.", then resumed browsing the web. Then one friend told me that XVideos was back on. I completely forgot that my sister was there, cleaning the curtains, and started to fap.
Then she was leaving the bedroom when she saw me fapping.
"What the fuck are you doing?"
I couldn't say nothing, I was paralyzed :sigh:[/QUOTE]
Wasn't that on the mspaint bad fapping experiences?
I was singing the "Epic Trip" aka "the Tollbooth Song" to myself in the middle of class and I messed up and just yelled "FUCK!"
Everyone stared...
Once when I was laying in bed while I was really tired I tried seeing how long I could hold my breath and then put my head on the pillow to sleep and closed my eyes. Then I almost had a heart attack because I thought I was going to fall asleep without breathing and then forgot how to breathe.
Oh and in second grade there was a paper bin on the floor next to my desk and every time I left my desk I would jump over it. One time when I was returning to my desk I ended up sitting in the bin and everyone just stared at me. Somehow no one laughed, which made it that much more awkward.
Sometimes when I try to talk to people that I am excited to talk to (like my dad) and when I am usually the one talking in a one sided conversation I lose my breath when I try to say sentences and I have to stop talking mid sentence and people look at me and are like "wtf".
One time I was in my backyard, fiddling around with a pocketknife and a stick. I cut the stick down its length and noticed a small twig attached to it, so I decided to hold my thumb right on the twig and cut toward me, not paying attention at all. Almost lost a big piece of meat on my thumb :v:
And then last week I drove to school and got out of my car, started walking and stopped at a sort of mini-crosswalk across the parking lot. For no reason I almost fell over and managed to keep myself upright, but once I compensated for it I almost went over backwards. The people going by must've thought I was really drunk, or something.
Happened just 5 minutes ago.
Felt really itchy and scratched a scab for about 2 minutes straight. 25 minutes later I feel itchy again. I look down and I have a trail of dried blood going down to my slipper. Confusion.
Once I was on a WoW grinding session over the summer, about seven or eight hours worth of WoW.
Dad wants me to go look at motorcycle stuff a long way away from home
We get there and we buy a Harley, I looked everywhere for my hearthstone.
Back at camp visiting a military base, I was with some friends waiting in line in the cafeteria for my food. Had my tray and spoon in my hands and looking at the choices from the outside of the sneezeguard. The lady took an empty tray and revieled the boiling water underneath. Saw a spoon in the water and I say to my friend, "Aw, that poor spoon is gonna melt in there..."
He looks at me weirdly and says, "What spoon?"
I look closer and see it was the reflection of my spoon in the sneezeguard. Turns out the lighting in the lunch line and the lack of light on the boiling water. The reflection really did look like a real spoon in the water.
Should've thrown the spoon in to make a point.
Tried to open a sliding door and it didn't open, but I just kept on walking.
Drinking a bottle of coke and getting most of the mouthful down my shirt.
Leaning back to far on my chair in class.
Putting mash potato in my milkshake rather than ice cream. :downs:
Where's the key? Where's the key? Oh right it's in my hand.
I tried to pour out an old soda can... poured it into the trash can instead of the sink.
Never talk about organisms in school if you can help it.
Our drama teacher had us play a game where 2 people had to think of a word, in alphabetical order. It would go like this:
Person A: Apple
Person B: Banana
Person A: Cringe
etc...
So it was my turn to say stuff in front of the class. When it came to D, I said "Dil-"... It was really embarrassing, but then I realized "dill" was a word.
[QUOTE=triFeral;26328384]I looked at a clock that said 5:53 and immediately started to flip the fuck out because I thought it said 5:63.[/QUOTE]
What hour has over 60 minutes in it :colbert:
pissing in the sink rather then the toilet after waking up in the early hours of the morning :derp:
Last night, my boyfriend and I were at a bar. I almost asked him, "do you think we're the only gay couple here?"
I was fully aware it was a gay bar, I'm just stupid.
[editline]28th November 2010[/editline]
rainbow ratings bonanza
My French teacher asked me something, I responded in English :downs:
Reaching for my seatbelt after sitting down in a cinema.
[QUOTE=Hiccuper;26363499]Reaching for my seatbelt after sitting down in a cinema.[/QUOTE]
Shows you're in the habit of reaching for your seat belt as soon as you sit down and that's a good thing.
I managed to put a sock in the toilet :derp:
I was at some 3 hour long ordination thing for my grandpa, when it finished I thought to myself, "Man, I should really save, I don't wanna have to go through that again."
Get home from school, put cellphone on desk, start up computer, freak out thinking I've lost my phone in school.
Or when falling asleep on the bus and waking up drooling or flinging my arms around for no apparent reason.
I got q confused with g and couldn't remember which way the little loop on the bottom went for either one, so I just put a g with a loop going both ways.
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