sitting in a recently abandoned house. What should I do?
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[QUOTE=TehDoomCat;20074298]Show's over guys :( I got cold and tired and hungry so I walked home.[/QUOTE]Think of the homeless, you selfish bastard. D:
Claim it in the name of France!
Boobie trap it.
Get a night vision camera, make random noises, say "DID YOU HEAR THAT?" and blame ghosts.
Burn it down and attempt to collect insurance you never paid for.
start a fight club
[img]http://bohemianhellhole.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/09/03/fight_club_0277.jpg[/img]
^ Better idea.
Take pictures of the house, post them, and make a little hideout of the place.
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Put penis in electrical output.
Take pictures, post here.
[QUOTE=TurbisV2;20074859]Put penis in electrical output.
Take pictures, post here.[/QUOTE]I stuck a fork into an electrical socket when I was two. It burned a black outline into my hand. But I lived.
Yeah, that's right, fuck you Darwin. :cool:
This could be the beginning of the sovereign nation of Facepunch.
We need to annex that house immediately.
If you want to be taken seriously: Pictures. Now.
[QUOTE=Aman V;20075005]If you want to be taken seriously: Pictures. Now.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I'm interested to see what kind of shape this place is in.
[QUOTE=Aman V;20075005]If you want to be taken seriously: Pictures. Now.[/QUOTE]Didn't you hear? He got hungry and cold, so he left, wasting all of Facepunch's valuable time.
Stockpile supplies and weapons then declare it an independent nation.
make a methlab
Set up a mattress and have your friends come in who want to have sex with their significant other but can't because of whatever reason and charge them.
Offer a rubber & charge more!
1. Post some goddamned pictures.
2. Fix it up.
3. Turn it into a shelter for the homeless
4. If you choose to skip step 3, you're an insensitive bastard.
Torch the place.
Fap in it.
Maybe I will join.
[QUOTE=TehDoomCat;20074298]Show's over guys :( I got cold and tired and hungry so I walked home. I did, however, steal the (fake) Flight Lieutenant's Cap which had left been left in said house for some un-fucking-known reason.
I'll return next week with my friends, new ideas, and photograph our frivolities.[/QUOTE]
What the fuck man.
You can't just get electricity from the street lights. Even from the power lines you'd need an electrician to supply proper cables / not get killed, etc.
I think you should spend a bit of money on beds and shit and then rent it out for like $5 a night to the homeless.
Make the best parties there because you don't care if someone will break something!
[QUOTE=Waals Vander;20074727]start a fight club
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Exactly what I was about to post.
You should fap on things.
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I read that as "[b]shitting[/b] in a recently abandoned house. What should I do?"
[QUOTE=Waals Vander;20074727]start a fight club
[IMG]http://bohemianhellhole.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/09/03/fight_club_0277.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I was gonna post that but I was 4 hours late :C
Get some lasers and smoke machines.
Host the most awesome house-parties ever.
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