[QUOTE=Araknid;42352996]stepped on lego[/QUOTE]
Oh glob.
That's the worst. D:
[QUOTE=Araknid;42352996]stepped on lego[/QUOTE]
stepped on 2 legos
Tore a tendon in my arm
had a hernia when I was heaps young (was my hip), I know I had to get surgery but I can't really remember it well.
In recent times the worst I've had was needing restoration on two teeth after a fight back in high school.
I can't think of an exact one, So i'll just put one for each type of injury.
Blunt: This ones a tie between being rolled down a stairwell in a trashcan by some asshat named austin, or when back in like the 6th grade, i rode a bus with assigned seats and i was stuck in the back with all of the band nerds, who spoke with psuedo-italian accents, wore fedoras and tee shirts with suit decals on them. Basically, one of them got the idea to shove me down in the leg space of the seat, and they took turns beating me with trumpet and saxophone cases.
Sharp: I had my right arm slashed from wrist to elbow all the way around because of some stupid shit that happened.
Burn: In the 3rd grade, people tied me to the broken tetherball pole (Like, it was missing the rope and ball) with jumpropes, and took turns hitting me with bats that had been laying in 90 degree weather for several hours, and it burned the fuck out of me. So it was a bruise, and a burn on top of the bruise. Needless to say, baseball got banned at that school.
Full-body radiation burns.
I was riding my dirt bike down a road in my neighborhood, didn't notice much, and all of a sudden I approached a sharp curve/turn, and had crashed. Went tumbling down the street, completely fucking up my right leg, and leaving it looking like the flesh was gone. Got home, and my mom had put shitloads of stuff on it to control the tons of bleeding(floor had blood on it where I was at), and she bandaged it and gave me painkillers. It sometimes still hurts to this day where I fucked it up the most at, but looks perfectly normal now.
I left my phone home that day, and had to walk it back limping. It hurt so bad, left a track of blood, the neighbor in front of us saw it and had put her hand on her mouth in shock.
Well, I can remember two.
When I was four or five, I was walking barefoot outside and accidently skidded the top of my big toe across the ground and the nail shattered off.
When I was about ten I landed on my hand awkwardly on the trampoline, and had three of the fingers on my right hand 'locked,' as they say, in a curled upright position and they would not move for another three weeks.
This thread made me realize how little I get in harms way.
Worst injury I've had was a large bit of glass getting stuck in my kneecap when I was really young.
When I was in first grade I grabbed the teacher's stapler... I wonder how that staple got under my thumbnail? :v:
I remember the school nurse yelling at me.
Papercut on the slit of my dick.
I have a good sized dent in my leg from smashing it on a rock.
Not incredibly bad but when I was like 3 I was messing with our motorcycle and it had one of those flat round endings and after a while it came down on the skin between the big toe and I had to get stitches.
Either that or when my foot got cut open along the side by our door.
Was riding my dirt bike and my front wheel hit a big pot hole which instantly snapped both my wrists and I went flying over the handlebars.
I had an accident when training for a rowing competition
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So this one kinda needs a diagram, but the big boat at the top was some pleasure cruiser, came around the corner while my rowing boat (actually had 8 people in it, not 4 as pictured) was going full pelt for some part of the training. The guy sitting at the end of the boat (the cox) couldn't see this boat (as he's at the back and this was a sharp corner) and so the cruiser hit into my oar, which pivoted round and hit me square in the chest. Though I was badly winded my coach insisted I completed the rest of the training for the session :v: (which I did)
Turned out later upon X rays I'd damaged my cartilage between my ribs, but didn't actually break any ribs. Fortunately the cartilage is springy, however ever since then I have a pain in my chest if I do anything that involves stretching the chest area (so deep continuous breathing, chest exercises, etc.)
I was pretty upset, especially since there was no tangible evidence I was injured, so my coach assumed I was fine and only took my first few complaints of pain seriously, along with the rest of my team.
I still get chest pains from that today
Oh and another time I slipped while standing in the bath and shattered my tooth and almost broke my jaw
Oh and another time I managed to break most of the branches off a tree by skiing into it, bruising my leg so badly I couldn't stand on it properly
Surprisingly I've never broken a bone
2 years ago, I was in Guam visiting family, so we decided to go fishing off of a reef. As we were heading back in, walking on coral, I stepped onto what I thought was solid ground covered with sea weed. Nope, there was a hole beneath the seaweed with razor sharp coral around it. I ended up with a 3 quarters of a foot long and 4 inch wide gash down my right leg. And while it was healing, it was very swollen and I couldn't walk without my leg hurting like a bastard. So it was fun going through the rest of the summer while my leg was healing.
Shattered my collarbone in 4 places, with numerous places on my body also burned by roadrash, and my ankle was pretty messed up. All due to some gravel on a curve while I was riding my motorcycle.
i stubbed my toe once
[QUOTE=Derpmeifter;42353488]i stubbed my toe once[/QUOTE]
Did you die?
I was being stupid on an ATV, powersliding and such, hit a patch of dry ground, which nearly flipped the ATV, causing me to reflexively put my foot on the ground. You see, the rear wheels of the ATV were still spinning, and they caught the dry ground, my foot was sucked into the rear left wheel, pulling me right off of the ATV. At the same time, my left calf muscle was significantly damaged by the metal rod holding the foot guard to the frame.
It was blunt, covered in horse shit residue and was a little rusty. It ripped through my skin, fat and muscle like it was nothing. I didn't even realize how bad the injury was until 10 minutes later when i took a look in the bathroom while cleaning myself up. 10 stitches and a tetanus shot later, i was at home, in pain but alive.
3 Days passed, my leg had swollen to a point of nearly tearing the stitches, and i had a delirious fever that was agonizing. It was so painful, that getting to the bathroom or up to my room was incredibly difficult. My mom noticed my infected leg and got me to the hospital ASAP. I was treated for a septic infection of Staph, and could've died if i waited another day before going. 4 days on high power antibiotics every 6 hours, i was pretty much cured.
The damage to my leg wasn't however. The muscle damage wasn't that bad, but has caused lasting problems, i had trouble walking normally for over a month after that because my calf kept clenching tightly and made putting strain on it extremely painful. I have a giant scar on my leg, and in cold weather it causes mayhem on my leg, it pops sometimes and generally aches to hell and back.
This was a few years ago, and cold weather still causes problems, there's also a noticeable canyon where the muscle damage occurred. This was probably the worst injury i have ever received, as i have never broken a bone nor have been knocked unconscious.
[editline] hmm [/editline] Looking back, it could've been a shitload worse than it was. I was next to a fence, which had steel fence posts holding it up. If i were just a foot closer to the fence, i could've impaled my skull through my neck on that fence post when i was pulled off of the ATV.
I got shot right beside my eye once with a starting gun by my friend.
He ([B]Mr.Brown[/B]) was such an asshole.
Good thing that he didn't shot me right in the eye.
And the other one was I had a car accident in the mountains, I broke my arm and it came out of my muscle.
one time when i was like, 4, i was at a birthday at mcdonalds. i was tired from running around and having a good time in the play area so i decided to sit down next to the bottom of the slide and rest my arm on it. unaware of my presence another kid decided to slide down and he ended up breaking my arm with his ass. it was the most pain i'd ever experienced and i had to go to the hospital, didn't even get to have any of the ice cream cake. i distinctly remember seeing the kids mum who's birthday it was later, who said "it's a shame you missed out on the ice cream cake it was SO GOOD THE KIDS LOVED IT!". man why the fuck would she say that to a kid with a crippled arm just to rub it in and make it worse it still boggles my mind to this day
I've broken or fractured my left shin, left forearm (the outer bit. Quite sure it was more than a fracture) and badly damaged my right knee. Not really sure how these injuries have affected me in the long run but it's been years since each one. Never went to hospital/doc's for any of them. The arm got broken when I was getting up off the floor, one of my mates ran over and kicked me probably harder than he intended (I hope anyway) while most of my weight was on top of it. It healed over 2 weeks' time and then I fucked it again a week later in the same place. If it was actually a break, it wasn't as instantly painful as I'd imagined, the painful part was moving it around. Other than that I've had a fuckton of relatively minor injures - cuts, burns, grazes and bruises. A lot of burns on my wrists which make it look like I cut myself or some shit, but one's from a frying pan when I was making a stir fry, and then a good few from my piece of shit oven.
Car flipped over and got some serious whiplash. Luckily there wasn't much else to that aside from a couple of scars that hurt when touched.
While climbing a chain link fence, I slipped and my nose caught of the top of it
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Ripping it open, I would show pictures, but this was about 10 years ago. Fucking was painful as hell.
Someone trew a pen around in school and I got hit. It was somewhat close to my right eye.
I'd have lost my lovely right eye ;-;
Broken pinky toe... Fucking door frame.
Most of mine are from when I was a kid. I was about 11, playing tag with some kids at the park. I tripped on something, IDK what, but I landed head first into a pole running full speed. Apparently I was KO for a good 10 mins, I remember waking up and there was a huge circle of moms and kids looking at me. I had a bad concussion after that.
Another time I was KO (and obliterated my glasses) when a basketball hit me in the face in middle school. Man my nose was bloody, luckily no break though. Again in middle school I was KO when a soccer ball hit me hard, I had no time to dodge it. And hockey pucks had a freaking heat seeker attached to them. Man those fucking kids hated me in PE.
broken collarbone
There was that time I jacked off too hard...
Just kidding, I got a second to third degree burn on my foot
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