• "My Immortal" - The Worst Fanfic of All Time
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[QUOTE=Mongol_God;16188480]Well, I read all I could of this awful, awful thing. It's amazing that the author not only manages to destroy what dignity the Harry Potter series has, but also the English language as well. I really hope this is a troll, otherwise, my faith in humanity is pretty much gone.[/QUOTE] How can you read through all of that and not realize the author is a troll?
[QUOTE=TTamH;16187514]There's a dramatic reading of this by Hellfire Commentaries: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4SCYOvh9zA&feature=PlayList&p=857359156BA76F56&index=0[/media][/QUOTE] Their one offs are better. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R2vKv7JQJM&feature=related[/media] The whiny American guy screaming "WHY" makes it even more hilarious.
I don't think this is the worst fanfic ever. The WORST EVER has to be the one squirrelking wrote about Half Life...[i]Half Life: Full Life Consequences[/i]! It actually has a VERY popular YouTube video (1.9 million views); it's about the most fucking hilarious thing I've ever seen. "ZOMBI GOASTS!" [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs[/media]
This is so fucking old, dinosaurs lol'd at it. Oh, and it's a troll, the author's an English major.
[quote]I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide.[/quote] [img]http://www.labamba.biz/graphics/photo/labamba_steak_rib_eye.jpg[/img] OH GOD SHE ALMOST STUCK THAT IN HER HEART! THE HUMANITY!
An horrible man WITH NO NOSE
Disgusting
And loopin was masticating to it! [quote] WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD. [/quote] Viewer excretion is advised? I'm off to the shitter before i read this next chapter then.
DOOM: Repercussions of evil and Full-life concequences are actually so bad that they are so good. While the grammar and structure of the fiction is extremely poor, it makes fiction actually very funny. I myself enjoyed both fics, but still I like more DOOM: Repercussions of evil. Full-life consequences is better as video in my opinion as the narration is outright hilarious. While it is debatable is Squirrelking and Chimeara trolls, they have written very fun fanfictions, which should be still held in high regard. We can never forget the moment we found out that John Stalvert was actually the demons and already a zombie. Also we never cannot forget the heroic adventures of John Freeman, brother of Gordon Freeman!
[QUOTE=PromiscuousPancake;16182556]So, I've heard a lot of talk about this fanfic. I'm pretty sure it's a troll who wrote the whole thing, but it's hilarious nonetheless, seeing as there is a good majority of horny teenage girls who write fanfics like this. Just thought you guys might enjoy it. [url]http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm[/url] Excerpt: I haven't read through the whole thing, but I'm working on it. :B It's good for a few lulz. Post your favorite parts if you like.[/QUOTE] god fucking damn it i spat out my drink all over my fucking keyboard reading that and now it's covered in pepsi
Damned goffics.
Speaking of bad fanfic, I recently found this really bad writer on fanfiction.net. He's called "Storyprovider" and all his fics (eight as of writing this) are just plain terrible. For example, Here is his masterpiece called "Superman and Stalin the love story": [url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5142096/1/superman_and_stalin_the_love_story[/url] [quote] SUPERMAN AND STALIN THE LOVE STORY one day superman vas fly above earth and vas saved people vho ha dtrouble but not more. suddenly ther was noisy thing frontwards of him. "ON NO A TIMPORTAL WHAT MUST BE DONE BY ME?!" the timeportal approach superman who try fly off and into both teh space and ground but couldnt becaus too much pull vas from the portal so he got sucked in superman woke up in a city street and all is unfamiliar "were am i someone pleas tell so i can co bakc to saving" but all were vondering him because superman vas in past but didnt knov but soon voud! ten some people he recocnise as nazi soldier guys approaced. "OH NO NAZI GUYS ARE ATTECK IM IN PAST OF THE WORD!" superman renmembred his povers and flyed off and knew where it vas he hsd to go to to solve tha situation he vas in and vhat was untfrotunate. "I MUST MEET STALIN AND HELP HIM DEFEAT HITLER AND MY POWERS MEAK THIS POSSIBILITY!" HE SAID and he vas soon at read square were he flyed to stalin. superman explainesded wat vas and the tvo men begin enjoying others companieds. so before superman go off into fronttlines to destroy nazi army guys stalin kiss him amd say goodbye and the would nmet again so after soviet army guys vere closed to berlin superman sawed hitler "HA HA HA YOU HAV COME TO LAT TO STOPE ME IM RULER OF EUROPS WHO YOU DONT DEFEAT AND I TOO HAVE POWERS" so hitler began shoot litning balls from hands! the litnin balss hit superman so he kick hitlers in the belly but it did no thing. soon more nazi army gyus come and soot at superman and soviet guys and soviet guys began deading but superman kept to fichtingh becaus he had to do it becaus hiteh vas evil man and opposed his love of his lif vho vas in moskov and was his lifes lover now both soldier guys from both countrys were soting each others and hitler vas still fithing hitler who had his strenhgt and vas strong and huge and scar but who didnt kill superman eiter after days of battlings and warrings it woulds be clear who loses teh war but if yuol dont remember you r history and history is important it vas german vho lost so hitler faked a siucide and fly to moskov "SUPERMA DEFEAT ME BBUT I VILL KILL HIS LOVER STALIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" but superman hhad follow him! so they begin fight "ITS RESCUE TIME!" superman yell but was at5tack by hitler vho vas hovervr distracted from her purpose so superman grab him and threv into sun and hitler die because he had superpovers but they werent like supermans superpovers becaus the werenet as poverfull so it vas deth for hitler who vas no more becaus he vas deaded. "thank you for saving me from hitler superman" stalin say and "superman said no problem i love you" so they kiss and has sex what vas better sex than vith lois and more fulfilment so they got married anfd have kids so stalin and superman vas happy family forever and ever THE END [/quote] I mean, what the hell? Superman and Stalin? And that's not all, because all his other stories are just as bizarre. My favourite is "Star Trek Return of Khan", which is apparently a sequel to the second trek film: [url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5144287/1/STAR_TREK_RETURN_OF_KHAN[/url] [quote] STAR TREK RETURN OF KHAN genesis devise has exploseded but khan vas thought dead but vasnt! he was alive beacaus geneses devise vas life devise so it not kill but regentrate peple so khan is a life! so he walked around gensesis planet and ten grissom starship and klingon starshep and enterprisers sip come on planet but no t him becaus they dident sawed him. then there vas fight vere kirk deaded klincon chef guy leader who fall to lava but trhen kirk sav khan! "i thought you vere deaded becaus reliant ship destroy becaus genesis was explode" "no!" kahn sayed and ponted and yell "YOU VAKE ME AND MARRON ME TO PLANET BUT TEN MAKED ME DO SIUCIDE AND I AM ALIVE BECAUS GENESIS VAS LIF E DEVISE SO IM ALIVE THANKS TO IT ADN YOU VILL DAY!" but he voulndt die nov "but you are evil and i had to do it becaus you are evil" kirk say but khan vas rage! he jump to kirk and punghed him to but vas deflect by wrists. he took klincon commeneder guys lazer gun who vas dead becaus kirk kill him before so kahn aim the lazer gun to kirk and he vas to dying but kirk didned died becaus ther vas transport beam becaus he had call klincon guy on sip called malts vho use transporterer devise to move him to sip and he do this becaus he vas prison becaus he vas capture by kirks crevman army guys but vho verent army guys becaus they follov kirk vho breaked orders and breaking orders bad. "NO I HAVE NO REVENG!" khan yell loud lik pain and planet explose and khan was die or vas he? THE END [/quote] Another really bad writer you can find on that site is called mangogirl, who writes some of the worst erotic fiction I've ever read. Particularly worthy for checking out is her Harry Potter fanfic called "My Father".
[QUOTE=juhana;16216779]Speaking of bad fanfic, I recently found this really bad writer on fanfiction.net. He's called "Storyprovider" and all his fics (eight as of writing this) are just plain terrible. For example, Here is his masterpiece called "Superman and Stalin the love story": [url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5142096/1/superman_and_stalin_the_love_story[/url] I mean, what the hell? Superman and Stalin? And that's not all, because all his other stories are just as bizarre. My favourite is "Star Trek Return of Khan", which is apparently a sequel to the second trek film: [url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5144287/1/STAR_TREK_RETURN_OF_KHAN[/url] Another really bad writer you can find on that site is called mangogirl, who writes some of the worst erotic fiction I've ever read. Particularly worthy for checking out is her Harry Potter fanfic called "My Father".[/QUOTE] Now that is some horrible English.
[QUOTE=John Locke;16191638][img]http://www.labamba.biz/graphics/photo/labamba_steak_rib_eye.jpg[/img] OH GOD SHE ALMOST STUCK THAT IN HER HEART! THE HUMANITY![/QUOTE] Goddamn you now I'm hungry.
Damnit I posted this like a year ago. [editline]09:53AM[/editline] My favorite part is when she describes sex with Malfoy and then Dumbledore comes in and is like WTF ARE YOU DOING MOTHERFUCKERS
And then Ebony was a zombie
At least it's better than Twilight.
[QUOTE=Sasoreh;16189014]Oh shit guys. Volfemort has him bondage! ...Wait... what?[/QUOTE] Shit just got [i]Biblical[/i]
[QUOTE=dookster;16185082]Draco was fucking Dumbledore! [B]Also, Dumbledore screaming that would make me :v:[/B][/QUOTE] [img]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/bb/Dumbledoreinmyimmortal.jpg[/img] But yeah this [B]has[/B] to be a "troll", I put it in "" because it's not trolling if it doesn't make you rage.
[quote]“I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT….” Hargirid paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!”[/quote] lol
This is the most hilariously bad fanfic I've ever read. Even that mario fanfic I read aloud (it involves gore and shit, don't ask) wasn't as hilarious or bad. Well, that mario one was actually disgusting to imagine, but my point remains valid.
"And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. “Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then…. “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!” It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!" lol The videos are hilarious
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING MOTHERFUCKERS That's the most I've ever laughed to text.
Okay guys, I'm honestly confused here. When she says, "I took some blak Volremortserum out of my poket and gave it to Serverus. He made Snap dirnk it. He did arngrily." Who is she talking about? Does she even know Severus Snape is actually one person? (get it? I spelt actually correctly) Also, I asked my guy friend, but he didn't know. How does one make out passively?
She slit her wrists and stabbed herself with a steak. How is she still alive?
Can't believe no one's posted this yet: [url]http://encyclopediadramatica.com/My_Immortal[/url]
[QUOTE=zpiscool;16260145]Can't believe no one's posted this yet: [url]http://encyclopediadramatica.com/My_Immortal[/url][/QUOTE] [img]http://www.filedump.net/dumped/dumbledoreinmyimmortal1248524905.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Sasoreh;16188501]You mean [B]penis[/B] and [B]vagina[/B]? ... I can't stop laughing, if I laugh anymore I'm scared I'll wake my boyfriend up D:[/QUOTE] Then he will put his thingie into your you-know-what and do it SHAGADELLIC BAYBEH [img]http://www.problogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mojo.jpg[/img]
"AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!" Lool.
I was crying in laughter within the first paragraph.
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