Smartness: What would it take to bring thee back to us?
115 replies, posted
Bring back bad spelling and bad reading ratings.
[QUOTE=Padgoi;45995628]I maek 6 digeets! look at my huge epeen!11[/QUOTE]
woah guys look! he makes 6 digits he must be important!
[editline]18th September 2014[/editline]
Seriously dude millions upon millions of people make a 6 figure sum a year. Hell, my dad does and we're not even considered rich.
OP reminds me of this dude from a radio ad for Cox Internet.
Basically this really snooty sounding guy with a 'posh' accent calls up the dictionary or something using big, unnecessary words for everyday speech asking them to get rid of the word 'only' and its synonyms from the English Language.
basically how OP types.
[QUOTE=bdd458;46012389]OP reminds me of this dude from a radio ad for Cox Internet.
Basically this really snooty sounding guy with a 'posh' accent calls up the dictionary or something using big, unnecessary words for everyday speech asking them to get rid of the word 'only' and its synonyms from the English Language.
basically how OP types.[/QUOTE]
He only talks like this in this thread. It appears most of his other posts are imbecilic.
I used to be a minority when smartness was there.
Like people that doesnt have english has a main language.
[QUOTE=Padgoi;45995628][url]http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/suckabag[/url]
[editline]16th September 2014[/editline]
If you're 35 with an office job making 6 digits and have time to kill on a message board, you may think twice about your suicide ploy.
[editline]16th September 2014[/editline]
Or your complete lack of punctuation in any of your posts.
[editline]16th September 2014[/editline]
I have a 2-year old, make 6 digits, own a house and like my life. I'd say I'm ok.
[editline]16th September 2014[/editline]
Actually it can be argued that I just tricked you into wasting at least 20 minutes of your life correcting a post that took me 45 seconds to create.[/QUOTE]
Haha my god you're bragging about money now.
Yeah it can be argued that way but it can also be argued that you're getting sweaty and mad and trying to rework your original position because you got called out.
What a dork
[editline]22nd September 2014[/editline]
Oh shit this is an older thread. Don't post on phones kids.
[QUOTE=bdd458;46012389]OP reminds me of this dude from a radio ad for Cox Internet.
Basically this really snooty sounding guy with a 'posh' accent calls up the dictionary or something using big, unnecessary words for everyday speech asking them to get rid of the word 'only' and its synonyms from the English Language.
basically how OP types.[/QUOTE]
the word a lot of the people in this thread are looking for is 'pretentious'
not quite offensive enough imo but what can you do
I do agree that it's applicable to OP though, what a fucking shitbucket like holy fuck
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/SApGgff.jpg[/IMG]
STOP TEH DPORKS
[QUOTE=BLOODGA$M;45976048]Using imageboard-style quotes on a site that doesn't even parse those kind of quotes in the same way a typical imageboard does, while at the same time using the proper formatting to get the board to parse a quote for you, is what ultimately makes you a plebeian and not the person you're quoting. It's like you're making a poor quality post on purpose because in your mind it's funny and satirical, when in reality it's the sort of crap that even 4chan thinks is annoying.[/QUOTE]
Spelt pleb wrong, shitbird
10 points from griffindor
[editline]24th September 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Padgoi;45995628]
If you're 35 with an office job making 6 digits and have time to kill on a message board, you may think twice about your suicide ploy.
[editline]16th September 2014[/editline]
Or your complete lack of punctuation in any of your posts.
[editline]16th September 2014[/editline]
I have a 2-year old, make 6 digits, own a house and like my life. I'd say I'm ok.
[/QUOTE]
My father makes 6 digits and only got his GED. I can hear your pride deflating from here
Having a big vocabulary is nice, but you should only use it when you need it. Try adding "tact" to your vernacular.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/bV8rFrE.png[/IMG]
This screenshot is art. "The most intelligent gaming community on the internet" tops it off.
I usually don't capitalize and punctuate to put emphasis on the fact that what I'm saying is a joke or to be taken with a grain of salt.
its like i dont even care man whatever haha just go fuk urslef
[editline]27th September 2014[/editline]
So having the option not to spell correctly is kind of nice.
People who don't try to write properly usually get shunned anyway in the long term.
I try to use proper punctuation, grammar and all that shit whenever I make a proper post.
If I just post something in LMAO Pics, then I'll type however I want.
I don't think people are here to prove that they're the smartest. They're here because it's a forum full of other people.
[QUOTE=smurfy;45965697][url]https://braxnet.org/fpr/[/url]
[url]https://braxnet.org/fpr/user.php?userid=579061[/url][/QUOTE]
Wow, I never realized how [url=https://braxnet.org/fpr/user.php?userid=249265]dumb I am.[/url] :(
welp, that's what happens when you believe in feminism.
i usually start out my posts half-assed, like i dont really giv ea fuck if it looks shitty, but then as I start to get a little more passionate about what I'm writing about I tend to write way more than I meant to and I start capitalizing my I's and using correct punctuation all the time, and I tend to get a lot more eloquent and better at elaborating my points as I get further into the post.
proboards??? did she drop any good loot?????????????
[editline]3rd October 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=D2K5S1;46071360][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/bV8rFrE.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
art in its finest form. takes some real brain power to come up with a brilliant masterpiece liek ThIS!!
[QUOTE=Padgoi;45964067]We all remember with longing an easier time when Smartness was abound and those who did not adhere to its sheer perfection were cast down with the sodomites of The Refugee Camp. Smartness was a way of life at Facepunch. It was a unique concoction, an original creation by its founder and pioneer, Garry Newman. Was it a means of control, kind of like the Matrix? Of course, but it was the control that Facepunch had over its inhabitants. We all were bound by it. It brought us together as one. It was a way of promoting education in today's youth. Spell things wrong? There are consequences. Bad grammar? Better go back to school. It was a way of life at Facepunch . . . OUR WAY. Why have you forsaken us? What must we do to get you back? Must we donate to your cause? I'm sure enough of us will. We the users are what makes Facepunch great. So why not give us a small taste of what we beg for . . . why not give us our Smartness back? Oh how we miss you, Smartness.
[IMG]http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk301/m-ant/f119634224.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I took that screenshot, it's even linked from my Photobucket album, where did you find it?
If the smartness system ever did came back, I know I could easily get banned by pissing off the mob of people who disagrees with anything that I said... it's an actual good thing that it was removed in the first place because I can't even express my own beliefs with people ganging up on me... now all I get is dumb ratings instead but I don't give it shit about the rating system nonetheless and I see it as nothing more then a troll button for people having a hard time pressing the disagree button.
[QUOTE=matt.ant;46147471]I took that screenshot, it's even linked from my Photobucket album, where did you find it?[/QUOTE]
I saved it off FP, its been in my unsorted pictures folder for years. Didn't even know it was yours.
smartness afraid me from posting
[QUOTE=smurfy;45965697][url]https://braxnet.org/fpr/[/url]
[url]https://braxnet.org/fpr/user.php?userid=579061[/url][/QUOTE]
Well according to that thing I get rated dumb the most, aww :( I must be a terrible poster
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.