I don't know what TAU! is, so it immediately dissapear, and The Thing falls into my hands. I then hide it under a sleeping policemans hat
[QUOTE=T-Bag-T;15223278]I don't know what TAU! is, so it immediately dissapear, and The Thing falls into my hands. I then hide it under a sleeping policemans hat[/QUOTE]
I kill the policeman and steal the Thing from his corpse, with a Grand Theft Auto-like escape. I then hide it under your mother's ass.
Btw, "TAU!" was the user that posted one post before me...
Whilst smacking your mother's ass, I discover the thing. I then shove it back in.
I dig deeper into your mother's ass, and finally find the Thing deeply into her intestants. Ultimately, I find myself stuck, and I stay there until someone else can pull me out. All of this happends without your mother even noticing that she has a guy stuck up her ass! :P
I boil her 2nd set of cheeks off and retrieve the Thing using a set of pliers, I also rescue the man inside and take him to the nearest hospital. I hide the thing in a nurse's bra. Good luck getting slapped.
I got slapped as I try to take the thing out of her bra, and got sued for sexual harassement. When nobody's looking, I throw the Thing behind a courtain in the court.
I nuke the planet and the thing is sent deep into space
I hide the thing in my mouth. I accidently eat it and now it came out...
I grab it with gloves, then i cut it in 9000 different pieced shapes. Then i take a plane to Amazona, just over amazonas i open the door and throws out all of it.
I discover all the pieces using a Thing Tracker and piece them back together with gorilla glue. Then I hide the thing in a super-secret-impenetrable room.
I teleport inside and grab it. I then drop it into the subwoofer hole of a Hi-Def speaker.
I cut it out with a knife and placed it in a not-so-secret-impenetrable room full of invincible Combine Elites with Annebelles. Good luck getting shot up.
I dress up as a combine and take The Thing. On my way out, I trip and fall and the thing falls in a sewer grate.
I was playing through the generic, and uneeded sewer level in every game, where I find the thing floating around. I try to grab it, but I miss as it floats down a sewer waterfall. A nearby sign says: Entrance to R'lyeh...
I drive my boat down there and pick it up using a tractor beam, then I put it BACK in the combine room where they now shoot all newcomers even if they are dressed as combine due to the recent incident.
I enable demigod on myself and stroll right in, pick it up and leave. On the way out, a Combine lobs a grenade at me and I get blasted into a window of a council flat, where I get mugged by chavs.
I... oh, fuck, chavs. Never mind.
I walk in with Power Armor and the Soul Reaver, those degenerates scatter, and I claim the Thing for my own occult purposes. Namely the weakening of universal barriers to summon minions from the Outer Realms.
'tis secured in an extradimensional vault for safekeepsings.
I get in my rowboat and row through the fabric of reality to get it. Then on the way back a freak wave knocks my rowboat over and the thing gets eaten by a shark.
I shoot the shark with my harp0wn and sell it to a sushi bar. I then retrieve the Thing from the shark, but I accidentaly drop it in a holly bush while walking through the park.
Also, Joe, I'll let you do Soul Reaver jokes if you let me do Dark Brotherhood jokes.
I am indifferent to Sonic schpiels nowadays.
I grab a hedge trimmer, massacre the bush, grab the Thing, and consume it. I reinforce my stomach with titanium-iridium alloy to make it indestructable.
I ask you for the thing you give it to me i examine it and i conclude its a puppy made of metal, and throw it away, after having it as my pet for 15 years
I watch as gerbile3 walks away, only to rush over and grap the thing.
I put it in my pocket and pretent I don't have it.
I rend you apart with my witch-like nails (I shit you not, they are very long), and tear the robot puppy from your cold grasp.
I then destroy it, thus eliminating all chances of finding it.
I ask you if you have it. You say "Umm... Nope. Haven't seen it anywhere," which immeadiately arouses my suspicion. I pin you down and get my impromptu friend to frisk your pockets. I grab the Thing and run away with it, and realize its utter lack of worth. I throw it off a bridge into a river.
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Joe, snip your post and give me back my ninja :argh:
I dive after it as you throw it into the river, only to drown as it weighs over 150 kg by unknown reasons. It still lies at the bottom of the river.
I hire a goon to dive after TheThing and bring his body back up, following by shooting the goon, taking the corpse, and eating it.
What you said made no sense.
I see the Thing in a store. I haven't the money to buy it so I steal it. Later, the police visit my house, fine me £1,337 and confiscate the Thing.
I steal the thing from the police and put it inside a Building full of twilight fans,
I find out what the hell dimension we're currently in and nuke it, blasting this stupid thing into space (again)
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