i retrieve it from space (again), but on the way back to earth, my shuttle burns up in the atmosphere. The Thing gets warmed up to 400 C (752 F) before crashing to the ground.
I pick it up but burn my hands on it, dropping it into the sewer.
I take the biggest shit I've ever had in my whole life, and the thing shoot out of the sewers and into my hand. I clean it and proceed to use a portal to put in Starcraft. I give it to Arcturus Mengsk (cookie to whoever knows who I'm talking about :D)
[QUOTE=waran4;15309110]i retrieve it from space (again), but on the way back to earth, my shuttle burns up in the atmosphere. The Thing gets warmed up to 400 C (752 F) before crashing to the ground.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=jiggu2;15310907]I pick it up but burn my hands on it, dropping it into the sewer.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=JSK-Fox;15312418]I take the biggest shit I've ever had in my whole life, and the thing shoot out of the sewers and into my hand. I clean it and proceed to use a portal to put in Starcraft. I give it to Arcturus Mengsk (cookie to whoever knows who I'm talking about :D)[/QUOTE]
what earth and what sewers
I HAVE DESTROYED THE EARTH INCLUDING ANY AND ALL SEWERS
I used my powers of randomness to teleport the thing to me. I held it over my head and yelled "Scretum nios mek gallywag!" and I chucked it into the deepest bowels of the gay furry porn thread inside the OIFY. My body then liquefies and my head rolls down Alaska.
Alaska doesn't exist i destroyed the earth
[QUOTE=ArchitectX;15320455]what earth and what sewers
I HAVE DESTROYED THE EARTH INCLUDING ANY AND ALL SEWERS[/QUOTE]
O rly? The earth I happen to be talking about exists in a parallel unniverse, where the earth was not destroyed!
Also, I get a /b/tard to go into the depths of the Oify to retrieve the mysterious thing. I then call Billy Mays, who using his booming voice, creates a massive energy shockwave, launching the thing into space (again)!
I try to retrieve the Thing from space (AGAIN!?!), but this time, I accidentally bump it further into space, meaning that it travels faster, for those who has to be so technical about it. It travels straight up ArchitectX's ass, since he believes the earth is gone, and he then floats in space.
I fly out into space, give ArchitectX baked beans and get the thing when ArchitectX trumps the thing out.
I hide the thing in a easter egg
I blast the easter egg open with my purple laser and the Thing flies into a house owned by Hezzy.
I manage to find Hezzy's Banhammer laying on the side of the house and jump through the window, then smack The Thing out the the house, and it lands in a tree.
I climb up into the tree and hide the thing in THE GAME
I also climb up in the tree and i take it out of THE GAME and i eat it. :buddy:
I kidnap you and burn you alive and take the thing out of the pile of ash and shove it up 4chans ass
I rip it out of 4chan's ass, and shove it up my own ass...
I disembowel you in a ritual murder scene. Then I take the thing and toss it into a black hole, eliminating it. Then I send the black hole on a collision course with a white hole. The two negate each other and both cease to exist by exploding in a huge supernova while everyone on earth watches and goes :aaaaa:
I transform into a pine needle and hide on a pine tree in siberia.:cheers:
I teleport to the thing and throw it next to a speaker the plays never going to give you up on a loop for all eternity I then die of massive brain hemoraging
I pay a deaf, guy to go and get it. (he dies anyway. Endless reusing of that song have increased its demonic power a millionthfold. [i]NONE SHALLL ESCAPE[/I])
Anyhoo, i then hide it [B]IN SPACE-ACE-ace[/b]-ace...
under a sofa.
I give it to the emperor from Warhammer 40K
Necrons.
nuff said.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;15335191]I teleport to the thing and throw it next to a speaker the plays never going to give you up on a loop for all eternity I then die of massive brain hemoraging[/QUOTE]
FYI, the pine needle became the thing when I eliminated the previous thing. :unsmith: = you.
ArchitectX pokes his head in this thread looking for his car keys, doesn't find them, and leaves.
I got on an epic journey to retrieve the thing from the Emperor, defeat him, have a heart attack, drop to the ground, and die.
The thing is then picked up by a sewer rat and taken to a small cave.
I go to the cave with many mouse traps, wait several days, and several thousand mice, killing each one with sadistic happiness, finding the thing after ten days, I then hide It under bookshelf 12b In the library of an abandoned school In a very small town in Iowa. under a small pile of leaking dynamite.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;15006087]My head deforms into a grotesque toothed mouth as I sprout spider-like legs from my back and tentacles from all conceivable places. I am a twisted parody of a humanoid form, borne from the darkest stars.
Then I go hide in a closet.[/QUOTE]
Am I the only one who gets this? Everyone else is like "OHH FUNKY UH OH HURR"
It was exactly what I was thinking when I came into this thread.
After a long time, I find the "Super-Secret" "inpenetrable room" of WoodenSpoon's and open it (there was a door into it, I didn't penetrate it :P), steal the Thing and sneak out while he's snuffin' his coke in the next room. I then catapult it somewhere in the direction of Youtube.
I come by the thing in Riemurasia.net and hide it in a rickroll somewhere in Rasiatube
I boldly venture through Rasiatube (whatever that is) and retrieve the Thing before turning completely gay from Rick Astley's song. I then hide it in a mailbox in Springvale (in Fallout 3's "Capital Wasteland" or DC).
While on my weekly "mailbox destruction' routs, I discover the thing, notice it looks delicious, and eat it.
I force feed you 2 tonnes of laxative then remove the thing, place it in a suitcase, drive to an airport and check it onto a flight to japan.
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