• Hide "The Thing" (game)
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I blow the plane up and it crashes into the sea, the Thing sinks to the bottom and a crab uses it as a shell.
I eat the crab while noone's looking, and place the Thing in a glass cube in a museum in Italy.
I steal the cube and put it on a rocket ship to Mars.
I go to mars kill some stuff, grab the thing and throw it back to earth where it lands on a ducks head.
I find the thing while hunting for duck. While eating the duck, I consider places to hide the thing. I come to the conclusion that mailing it to Timbuktu will have to suffice.
I randomly for some unknown reason pass by Timbuktu, and see the thing lying on the street. I toss it into a bypassing garbage truck.
[QUOTE=waran4;16285440]I randomly for some unknown reason pass by Timbuktu, and see the thing lying on the street. I toss it into a bypassing garbage truck.[/QUOTE] I take off my garbage man disguise and pick it out of the truck. then I hide it under a rock, which happens to be in a quarry full of 20,000 other such rocks.
the thing shows strikes me, the quarry processing tool operator, as an odd anomaly in the ore percentage and I decide to investigate the batch. I retrieve the thing and take it home. In a lucid dream, I hide it at the bottom of the lava in the black castle level of Mario bros
[QUOTE=Archlurps;16285903]the thing shows strikes me, the quarry processing tool operator, as an odd anomaly in the ore percentage and I decide to investigate the batch. I retrieve the thing and take it home. In a lucid dream, I hide it at the bottom of the lava in the black castle level of Mario bros[/QUOTE] While walking through the black castle, I jump into the lava for no apparant reason. I take the thing and throw it in a super secret place no one knows about
[QUOTE=warRocker32;]While walking through the black castle, I jump into the lava for no apparant reason. I take the thing and throw it in a super secret place no one knows about[/QUOTE] You don't know where it is either (you said so yourself), so while you stand there and try to figure out where your "super secert room which nobody knows about", i snag it from you, and make a run for it. I then stow it in a jar, after outrunning you.
I take the jar out of your hands and run. I reach inside and grab the thing, but my hand is now stuck and I'm too stupid to figure out how to get it out. I hide myself, and the thing inside the jar, in a nearby armored car and I lock the doors.
I am, accidentally, the driver of the armored car. I break the jar, and take the Thing, leaving you with glass shards in your hand. I then ask Chuck Norris to run up the Sears Tower and stick it on one of the top antennaes (or whatever they are).
I plant explosives at the base of the tower, and gather the thing from the rubble after it collapses. I then feed it to large mouth bass, which then swims off into the murky water.
I happen to catch that Bass while on my fishing trip, and while I'm filleting it, i discover the thing in a liquid form, and while traveling to different countries of the world, I dump some of of it in each country, [b]so...[/b] The thing is now in 47 different place. I win.
Shove it up one of Rosey O'Donell's assholes.
ignoring above I win a world tour on a radio show. I find it in each country. then I place it in a safe in a warehouse on an abandoned military base somewhere in the desert.
I blow the safe, take the thing and are chased by ''the thing'' fanatics, pretty much hillbillys with rifles, and I try to hide it in the sand, and get bitten by a snake and die, for the next person to try and find it.
while building a sandcastle, I discover the thing. I take the thing to Mount Doom and drop it in. Then I suddenly turn into the thing. I am a pine needle, and I hide on a pine tree in siberia. :cheers:
The dudes from the movie ''Re-Animator'' bring me back to life, and after 12 years I find the pine needle, only to accidently slit by nut sack with it, dying again. It rolls down a hill and goes through a dimensional portal, and is now in an alternate WWII era.
[QUOTE=burritotaco;16295072]The dudes from the movie ''Re-Animator'' bring me back to life, and after 12 years I find the pine needle, only to accidently slit by nut sack with it, dying again. It rolls down a hill and goes through a dimensional portal, and is now in an alternate WWII era.[/QUOTE] I roll into the WWII era with superior technology and steal the thing, only to lose it in a room playing the worst poetry ever (the first reading of said poetry killed half the audience and the writer's intestines strangled his own brains to stop the flow of stupidity)
I present a copy of hitchhikers guide to show people the origin. the room falls apart because it is made of reference, and the people inside it disappear. I walk in, take the thing and hide it in the next space shuttle.
I sneak in to the space shuttle just as it takes off and throw it out into space...
The rocket pulls a Challenger on us and i find the thing in a cornfield. Being the poor farmer i am, i put it up on eBay. Starting bid $1.80, reserve has been met.
I buy it off you for $1.81, and post it on facepunch.
I copy and then paste the thing into my documents, the print it off and give it to the Loch ness Monster
I eat the Loch Ness Monster and hide the thing in my wallet, and use it to pay the doctor to remvoe the Loch Ness Monster from my stomach before I implode.
the doctor, who happens to be me, informs you that unless the dragon created a vacuum, or removed all the air in the room, you wouldn't implode. I do, however, decide to kill you with a scalpel and take the thing, hiding inside a special marked box of cereal.
I see the marked box of cereal while shopping on my local mart. I take it, but also tip over the whole stack of cereals. I all lands on me, and I get stuck there for some time.
I find the box before you and take the The Thing to my private volcano. I throw it in there and it melts, forming a new Thing. Finnaly it sinks.
I wait a couple of thousand years, until the volcano is declared dead. I then single-handedly, equipped with a solar powered jackhammer, dig a long way down to the Thing, deep within the volcano's core. I then stuff it into a [img]http://www.oldtimeconfections.com/fruit%20drops.jpg[/img]
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