i go to the pantry of waran and grab the can of fruit drops and run to hollywood and give it to
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Po the Panda who hides the can of fruit up his butt
gary takes lube and reclaims the can and hides it in another pandas but and throws that panda in to a pile of similar pandas and mixs them up
I use a Meat grinder to grind the pandas and use a metal detector to find a pile of tin from the can and I hide it in mexico (beware swine flu)
I travel to Mexico, and put the Thing in a soda can with some flu viruses. I then contract swine flu myself.
I drink it up then I get abducted by aliens.
I am the aliens
I anal probe (sorry, it's a rule for aliens. Nothing personal) the thing out of you and hide it in the sun
i wait for 6 billion years till the sun burns out and hide it in astro cat
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I burst out of astro cat alien style, and proceed with hiding under a rock
sit on rock and fool you by sayen oh where can that thing be but rly be chargen muh lazer and blow it in to another world
Put my finger in the laser so it back fires killing you and then steal the thing crush it into dust and then scatter it on a beach
when i was kid i was scatterd with the thing and it had the power to bring me back to life i sneek up be hind whitelynx and fire muh lazer at you killling him and blastin the thing to another world
I, by a coincidence, pass by the world where the Thing is, and my "Thingseeker" device starts beeping. I take the Thing, and place it in a 4 TB large .gif file.
The 4 TB file gets a virus but manages to spit out The Thing in Windows Explorer, where I download it to my external hard drive and run off with it.
I rape you and take the external hard drive and throw it 900 trillion light years away into a paradox .
I type "1/0 =..." in my calculator, and discover the Thing in the same paradox. I then take the Thing, break my calculator (calcyyyy....) and run off to KFC with it.
I decide that KFC isn't the place to go, so I run to an abbey somewhere.
After spending over two months in the abbey, I emerge from the depths of the church-like structure. I die of starvation right outside the abbey.
As im taking a stoll outside i find a corpse with a thing on it.
(Kinda wierd that he didn't hide it in the abbey he's lying in front of)
I take the thing and thrown it in the river. I dont want it.
I was so kind, watching over the Thing for over two months without caring for my personal needs, that God let's me live (was also probably because I smelled worse than a horse who had just stepped in a pile of sh*t...)
I see some weird guy throwing the Thing in the river, and I jump after it, only to get caught by the current. I end up in [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lake_%28film%29]this[/url] lake, with the Thing.
I steal the Thing from you and hide it inside a Boomer.
I shoot the boomer the horde runs and one of the picks it up. The horde scatter and nobody knows which one has taken it.
Me, Bill, Louis,Zoey,And Francis go on a zombie killing rampage and find it but i startled a witch and it killed me and took the Thing
[QUOTE=coco911231;17990810]Me, Bill, Louis,Zoey,And Francis go on a zombie killing rampage and find it but i startled a witch and it killed me and took the Thing[/QUOTE]
I cr0wn the witch and copy the thing into system32 and then I go browse /b/ I notice a thread reccomending that I delete system32 and I do just that.
The thing is in my recycle bin, which emptys every 2 hours.
[QUOTE=BrainDeath;17991040]I cr0wn the witch and copy the thing into system32 and then I go browse /b/ I notice a thread reccomending that I delete system32 and I do just that.
The thing is in my recycle bin, which emptys every 2 hours.[/QUOTE]
I take the thing right when it is going to empty. Then I throw it in a trash compactor.
The thing is in my body, and I am wearing kevlar all over me and I am hiding underground. Yes, the thing is a rubber duck.
I nuke the Earth Sending GmanisJoker into space and then he explodes then I lock the thing in 2 million microsophic boxes on 20000000000000000000 planets in the entire univerce.
oh and 2000000000 of them are fake and will blow up the entire universe into nothing thus ending the game.
I divide 10 by 0, and collapse the current universe. I then grab the thing as I see it passing by me while being crunched into another dimension. I end up in an alternate universe, where everything is actually very similar to the old one.
The thing and I then proceed up a tall cliff, say simultaneously "Well...fuck", I then for the sake of lulz throw the thing of said cliff
i happen to be down there mining for the thing when it hits me in the head and i give it to
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then this war starts
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After a long vacation, I arrive at the battlefield to see Raptor Jesus kick ass, while holding the Thing. I tell him this:
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And he freely hands me the Thing, followed by him commiting suicide, since he realizes that he was betrayed by Noah.
I then take the Thing to a local disco, where I give it to
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^this thing...
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