I fuck her. Thing falls out her ass. I hide the thing in the sun.
GAME OVER
I get Dr. Manhattan to fly into the sun and stick the thing inside of his rectum.
I wait until he shits it out, then retrieve it from the sewage. I hide the thing in your breakfast.
I unknowingly eat my breakfast, including the Thing. The next day I have a serious diarrea.
I steal your toilet so you shit it out on the street, and I quickly steal it, stomp americans and hide it in Fort Knox.
I give it to the :ohdear: guy and hide him under the whiskey hotel.
I drink the whiskey and see the thing under it, so I put it inside the bottle and throw it in the pool of radioactive waste. Now it's radioactive; THAT CAN'T BE GOOD!
[QUOTE=croguy;18697487]I drink the whiskey and see the thing under it, so I put it inside the bottle and throw it in the pool of radioactive waste. Now it's radioactive; THAT CAN'T BE GOOD![/QUOTE]
YOU ACTUALLY DID NOT FIND IT. Whiskey Hotel stands for White House, Wait... DAMN IT.
[QUOTE=Teh_Medic;18697840]YOU ACTUALLY DID NOT FIND IT. Whiskey Hotel stands for White House, Wait... DAMN IT.[/QUOTE]
In other words: he drank the white house :q:
I stumble across a radioactive pool and decide to try out some genemanipulation while I'm at it. I jump into the pool and I hit my head on the Thing. I then take it with my newly aquired 3rd arm (:q:) and stow it in a truck headed for Alaska.
I throw a spike strip across the road and stop the truck, then I take the thing and bury it in a bear's den.
I pay a bear wrestler to have a one night stand with the bear, and steal the thing in the middle of the night
Because of the darkness in the night you(or the wrestler, don't understand your post 100%) fall off a cliff, and the bottle bounces off in a glacier, where I was glacier-exploring.
I reveal the bottle with global warming, I pick it up and hide it inside my ass.
I goatse your ass and it falls out.
I pick up the thing and sit down in the nearby stool and Drink a chill and refreshing Coca Cola™
Push you off the stool, take a stool on you, take the thing then burn it.
I scrape together what's left of the Thing, and rematerializes it with a rematerialization device(?). I then keep it in my back pocket.
I pickpocket you and run around the corner, then I quickly place the thing in my backpack.
You're to busy watching your back to notice that you're running straight into a brick wall. cracking your skull and falling down. i bend over and take the thing out of the backpack and Bury it in a secret pacific island. the only way to find is through a map which i made out of my own skin and drawn with poop which i keep in a hidden safe in my Home
As soon as I get out of the hospital, I use a giant magnet to rip the safe out of your home, then I quickly take the map and drive a helicopter to the island, then I locate the thing and quickly put it inside the heli.
I blow up the helicopter with a rocket launcher, then I locate the thing and shred it in a wood chipper along with a wooden plank.
I take the pieces and glue it together so I have the whole thing. I sell it to the Obama.
I'm the chinese and we take the thing as collateral for the trillions obama owes us.
I call michael bay who destroys the whole china with a giant explosion, then I get to the freshly created wasteland and look for the thing who, of course, resisted to the explosion.
China is sad it now longer has the thing so it starts making counterfit things for cheap.
i shotgun-kill z0nkd and hide the thing (now digitalized) in the play button of this video:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_h1dY66Rm4[/url]
i download the video and extract the thing. i then print it. i take the thing (now un-digitalized) and put it in my underwear.
[QUOTE=squeaky024;18720367]I.... ugh ok I'm not going in there.[/QUOTE]
Yes! I win!
I.... ugh ok I'm not going in there.
i use a time machine and steal it off Latin_geek before he can digitalize it, disrupting the time stream and sending it deep into an Indiana Jones film.
Indiana Jones died coz rattlesnake. I put the thing in my pants again [and un-disrupt the time stream] thus saving the time-space continuum.
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