• The man chat.
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[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;28448369]Excuse me Sir, I need a haircut if you ain't too busy you old Italian son of a bitch prick barber. Boy, does my ass hurt from all of the guys at my construction job.[/QUOTE] One of Clint's best.
I can flex my peck muscles despite the fact I'm not really muscular at all. It's fun to watch them dance sometimes.
[QUOTE=Sie-Sveinhund;28451776]I can flex my peck muscles despite the fact I'm not really muscular at all. It's fun to watch them dance sometimes.[/QUOTE] I had to try that after reading your post. :v:
Urrrr muscles and football!!
Motorsports.
Burping and farting. [editline]6th March 2011[/editline] Scratching my ass now.
You know, lately there was an accident, and people didn't know who was the guilty one. Basically, a Man drove over a Woman. Well, In my Opinion it was the mans fault. Why did he drive into the kitchen?
[QUOTE=proch;28461483]You know, lately there was an accident, and people didn't know who was the guilty one. Basically, a Man drove over a Woman. Well, In my Opinion it was the mans fault. Why did he drive into the kitchen?[/QUOTE] i belive it was the womans fault for not making the man a sandwich.
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;28448369] Pfffft... while your dad was learning how to turn on his Atari, I was already wrestling alligators for a living[/QUOTE] I am an aligator.
[QUOTE=Cosmicmeet;28466014]I am an aligator.[/QUOTE] Then you are no match for [H2]ACE RIMMER[/h2] [editline]7th March 2011[/editline] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXYfnWRp1Q0[/media]
Soup guis cna i join in pls Hey I'm a manizer in disguise. You see, even though I look small and tiny, that's my charm. I show myself to a man and they claim me a charismatic God (only after the sex, mind you). So my spontaneous question to you men of FP is: would you like to see a picture of my breasts? Don't worry, we could work our way downwards from there. [editline]7th March 2011[/editline] I'm a man btw.
[QUOTE=Satyria;28466336]Soup guis cna i join in pls Hey I'm a manizer in disguise. You see, even though I look small and tiny, that's my charm. I show myself to a man and they claim me a charismatic God (only after the sex, mind you). So my spontaneous question to you men of FP is: would you like to see a picture of my breasts? Don't worry, we could work our way downwards from there. [editline]7th March 2011[/editline] I'm a man btw.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Satyria;28466006]Soup guis cna i join in pls Hey I'm a womanizer in disguise. You see, even though I look small and tiny, that's my charm. I show myself to a girl and they claim me a charismatic God (only after the sex, mind you). So my spontaneous question to you women of FP is: would you like to see a picture of my chest hair? Don't worry, we could work our way downwards from there. [editline]7th March 2011[/editline] I'm a girl btw.[/QUOTE] Okay then.
[QUOTE=Shoupie;28467333]Okay then.[/QUOTE] :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Shoupie;28451844]I had to try that after reading your post. :v:[/QUOTE] I can dance them to the Safety Dance.
[QUOTE=Shoupie;28467333]Okay then.[/QUOTE] Swell! So, tampons. They're great.
Great for nose bleeds. [editline]7th March 2011[/editline] Brb going to more active lady chat.
[QUOTE=Satyria;28480331]Swell! So, tampons. They're great.[/QUOTE] They're incredible. Good for any ailment, really.
[QUOTE=Spetzaz;28466038]Then you are no match for [H2]ACE RIMMER[/h2] [editline]7th March 2011[/editline] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXYfnWRp1Q0[/media][/QUOTE] I have been shown...
[QUOTE=B-hazard;28319390]I have muscles on muscles[/QUOTE] A Spongebob avatar, and you didn't finish the quote? I HAVE MUSCLES [h2]ON MY EYEBALLS[/h2] Spongebob is the manliest show of all
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oECIKVaz5rc[/media]
I just flexed my finger to use the scroll wheel and my shirt ripped from the muscle movement.
[QUOTE=CheeserCrice;28492145]I just flexed my finger to use the scroll wheel and my shirt ripped from the muscle movement.[/QUOTE] That's what I call, wat
Manliest song ever sung [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktvjbv7wq34[/media]
[QUOTE=McNab;28495697]Manliest song ever sung [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktvjbv7wq34[media][/QUOTE] It's [noparse][media]*le trolltube link*[/media][/noparse]
i'm such a man i just made my own sandwich... oh god somebody help me.
[quote=jomt1234;28495881]it's [noparse][media]*le trolltube link*[/media][/noparse][/quote] [h2]YOU CALLIN' ME A FRENCHY FAGGOT?[/h2] /c
I don't get it. Why in some pictures comics there's "le" or "la", the french article ? I saw it so many times.
Needs more MANLY. [B]WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH MONSTER TRUCKS![/B] [img]http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2011/02/cadillac_escalade_monster_truck.jpg[/img] [B]YEEEEAH BOOBS![/B] [img]http://girls.gunaxin.com/wp-content/gallery/boobquake/cleavage_1.jpg[/img] [B]BARBEQUE YEAH[/B] [img]http://365in365.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/barbeque6.jpg[/img] [B]BEER![/B] [img]http://stuffeducatedlatinoslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/beer.jpg[/img] [B]but most importantly.........FREEDOM[/B] [img]http://www.stockmarketeducators.com/images/Crying_Eagle.bmp[/img]
Why are man in this chat? When we could go to the MANLIER CHAT, AND BE MANLY.
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