• Asshole neighbour poisoned my cat, need revenge ideas.
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If I were you, I'd gouge "DUMB FUCK" into his car with a key.
all the people calling for vengeance in this thread are hilarious just phone the cops
definitely call the cops
Buy a load of live chickens and dump them through a window in the middle of the night.
If someone hurt my cats/pets, I would beat their ass into the ground, but that is just me. Seriously, he killed your cat bro, smash his face into the curb.
[QUOTE=Leestons;44629679]Shit in his air filter.[/QUOTE] [url=http://youtu.be/9-GSasfq-hU?t=3m6s]Well hello Mr. Davis.[/url]
This is a bit too serious to be solved by shitting on the guy's front steps. I would've taken the cat to a vet to get some sort of proof that it was poisoned, then called the police.
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;44629805][url=http://youtu.be/9-GSasfq-hU?t=3m6s]Well hello Mr. Davis.[/url][/QUOTE] I was wondering if anyone would get it. Well done, sir. [t]http://www.clker.com/cliparts/v/P/n/K/B/P/stars.svg[/t]
A lot of you people fucking scare me. Yeah, OP has the right to be pissed as hell that his pet was killed. Yeah, he has the right to get some revenge, but for fucks sake maybe that's a little much on the violence to the man?
I got this off yahoo answers. Piss on his car engine and it will smell like burning piss forever. Another one was subscribe him to gay porn magazines.
Alternatively, if you think there isn't enough evidence do this: Approach him. Let him know that you know he did it, and you have evidence, too. But hey, if you wanted to arrest him the police would be there already. Ask him why he did it, and you'll let him go. Bam, confession on tape.
Confront him or call the cops, doing anything severe would just give him more reasons to do things to you.
[QUOTE=Ownederd;44629742] just phone the cops[/QUOTE] I doubt there is enough proof to justify any police action.
Anyone who killed an animal because he doesn't like his neighbor is an absolute fucktruck of a human being. Call the cops.
my neighbor did something like this to our cat a few years back, but not out of malice towards us specifically, just out of him being fucking brain dead and probably malicious towards animals in general they had a bunch of cats and never got them fixed, so they just kept having babies, until there was a huge cat problem in the neighborhood. the police came and told them to round the cats all up and they'd be taken to a shelter or something. naturally, they decided a much better idea would be to put out a bunch of poison all over the place and hope the cats eat it and die while it didn't solve the stray problem, it sure did end up killing our cat
Aggravate him, make his life a living hell, then when he breaks into your house, kill him.
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;44629902]I doubt there is enough proof to justify any police action.[/QUOTE] Still good to file a police report, maybe the guy has a record of sorts. This being said I think the best course of action is to tell the police and doxx the guy on 4chan, it's basically untrackable, the guy can't do shit even if he does have solid proof that he tracked it down to you, and 4chan is going to fucking shit all over this guy.
shit in his yard or better yet, plant weeds in his yard. the kind of weeds that never go away. or maybe get seeds for that poisonous plant that is impervious to all kinds of ways to kill something
Start a thread on /b/. Simply say, neighbour poisoned my cat. Post your best picture of your cat, drum up some interest. Provide a heart breaking description of your cat's death. The sleeping poppies anecdote will put a nice touch on it. Get /b/ mad. Post everything you know about him. /b/ will do the rest. Best case scenario. He gets fired, his friends and family learn about his deeds, he gets arrested and a nice spot on the local news. If he does get reported on the local news, then you have a free pass to fuck his shit up. You can sugar his gas tank, salt his garden, slash his tires and all those fun things because you'll have plausible deniability that some local kids extracted revenge. Worst case, he gets a few pizzas sent to his house and maybe his phone gets spammed.
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;44629956]is going to fucking shit all over this guy.[/QUOTE] Not a personal army.
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;44630013]Not a personal army.[/QUOTE] People from 4chan have been known to fuck over people for less than that.
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;44630013]Not a personal army.[/QUOTE] But this guy killed a cat, people over there will go crazy.
Shit in a bag, leave it on his doorstep, light it on fire, ring his doorbell, he'll come out and stomp out the bag since it's on fire, shit on shoes
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;44630013]Not a personal army.[/QUOTE] You should pay attention to /b/ a bit more past the threads like 'my girlfriend is a bitch, post ending in whatever blah blah'. They may be a bunch of retards but they'll absolutely destroy someones life over animal abuse.
Seriously, you have /b/'s sword, axe, and shield. 4chan is anonymous and the most effective way of dealing with this situation at the same time.
So your only evidence against him is that he smiled while you dug a hole? Are you absolutely certain he poisoned your cat or are you about to jump the gun and ruin someone's life? Are you certain that your cat was poisoned and not bitten by something? Did you go to a professional and check to see what killed your cat? Your neighbor may hate cats, he may hate your cat, he may be an asshole, but you give very little substance in terms of his guilt. What happens if you are wrong?
[QUOTE=Ownederd;44629742]just phone the cops[/QUOTE] thats no fun
poison his kid
Put a shitload of moth balls into his gas tank. No idea where in the fuck you'd get them in this day and age, maybe dig through your grandparent's closet?
insert a large potato in his tailpipe. When they start the car, the engine should blow up. [editline]24th April 2014[/editline] or, break into the house in the middle of the night and cut his prick off, blend it and force feed it to him since he isn't a man to begin with. people who hurt animals are lower then scum.
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