Asshole neighbour poisoned my cat, need revenge ideas.
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Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty? Really a smirk as you're burying your cat leads to you to conclude it was him who poisoned your cat? I'm not saying he didn't do it, I'm just saying a lot of people are suggesting illegal things all on the basis of an assumption.
In any case just confront him, why are you stooping down to his level.
[QUOTE=Foxton;44632963]Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty? Really a smirk as you're burying your cat leads to you to conclude it was him who poisoned your cat? I'm not saying he didn't do it, I'm just saying a lot of people are suggesting illegal things all on the basis of an assumption.
In any case just confront him, why are you stooping down to his level.[/QUOTE]
its almost as though you didn't read the post where the OP said that said neighbor has done the same thing to other animals
As posted previously in this thread, I think posting the poisoner's personal info onto 4chan is more than worse
That's quite a situation you're in there. I can't really imagine what I'd do in your place. The best advice would be to just let it go. I sincerely believe this guy belongs in a padded cell. It takes a special kind of sociopath to deliberately kill someones beloved companion. Some people might play this kind of stuff down with the 'it's just an animal' thing but I strongly disagree. This person tries to inflict maximum emotional damage by killing a living, breathing creature, precisely because a person is very emotionally attached to it. I don't care if it's a car or a stone you destroy, if it's something a person truly, honestly loves it doesn't matter, this is about a total lack of empathy and downright evil intentions. The fact that he just kills an animal to enjoy another persons reaction just adds a x10 modifier to his insane murderous cocksucker combo.
I can't get over how DOWNRIGHT FUCKING EVIL you have to be to have such a mindset, such intentions and to go ahead with it.
Don't fuck with that guy. Don't! He's literally a murderous sociopath with no empathy and evil intentions.
Personally, this stuff is pretty much my trigger. I am not a violent person at all, ever because I don't get angry and I don't get provoked by anything anyone says or does for the sake of provocation or a situation that involves material goods or money like a robbery. But something just downright evil such as this where a person does something purely wicket with no provocation for pure enjoyment it just triggers a fit of insane rage that lashes out right on the spot, the kind where you just overflow with adrenaline and act on impulse. That smirk during the burial you described, fuck, I admire your composure.
Open a can of Surströmming in his house, the smell never goes away
[QUOTE=Uzbekistan;44633076]Open a can of Surströmming in his house, the smell never goes away[/QUOTE]
No declaring biological warfare on your neighbours.
talk to the wife and say you are having an affair with him or something like that.
Honestly, go the fuck to the police. You've said he did that shit to other people's pets, surely that counts as something?
The type of asshole he seems to be sounds like he'll just be an even bigger asshole to you as a result of you trying to take revenge like that.
I have a neighbor who kept putting stupid ass republican candidate signs on our lawn
i approched him about it and he said that since my family is not american and we can't vote then it shouldn't matter
now every time he does it I just throw a hornet's nest at his back yard since his family is not hornets then it shouldn't matter
just throw hornets at this guy OP americans hate hornets
only on page 1 right now so I don't know if anyone's mentioned this yet:
you should have gotten a toxicology report from a vet/cause of death report so you can make sure it was indeed a poison.
[QUOTE=ramirez!;44633955]only on page 1 right now so I don't know if anyone's mentioned this yet:
you should have gotten a toxicology report from a vet/cause of death report so you can make sure it was indeed a poison.[/QUOTE]
I don't have the money to bring him to a vet, or I would have first thing. I don't get near enough income to afford it.
Sorry to hear about you feline friend. You deserve retribution.
You COULD scare him by going full on satanic on his ass. It would require some carefully planned encounters on him, but it could scare him for life.
The police can't do shit, there's absolutely no proof to back up the claims. Beat his ass, personally that's what I would do but I'd also be ready to face the consequences, if any.
You could also light a bag of shit on fire on his front porch, retro style.
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I'm late, but I fully back NoobSauce's idea.
Inform law enforcement.
Also could we have a picture of your cat?
If you can open his gas tank door somehow, pour a liter or so of mountain dew in it, he won't be going anywhere. It will clog everything, spark plugs, carburetor, etc, basically the whole fuel system. Learned this from a friend who is on a S.W.A.T. team, they do this so the bad guys can't go anywhere.
:v:
Also, blast loud angry thrash metal every time he has a party. Better yet, get some really long speaker wires, put the speakers right next to his bedroom windows, and turn your stereo all the way up. At 3am.
Just make sure you don't get caught. I think the gas tank ones would be hard to catch unless he has cameras. (In the case of cameras, get a really super high powered green laser to fry them, that's what my uncle did to his crazy neighbor, who had cameras pointed in his back window. They are legal as long as you don't point them at planes.)
Why don't you do a bunch of these over time until he moves out.
Or...he'll call the cops.
I would call the cops.
I know of a website where you can buy genetically mutated crabs (the std not real crabs) buy a box and than when hes not home throw it in his house and wait for him to get home and boom hell for at least a month
[QUOTE=Steve Stump;44634723]
Also could we have a picture of your cat?[/QUOTE]
This isn't *my* picture, but it's exactly what he looked like.
[IMG]http://a.pomf.se/gffwmo.jpg[/IMG]
r.ip. your kitty :c
Again, call the cops and get his other victims involved as well; the cops'll take more notice from multiple testimonies. If not the cops, again, try to get 4chan to doxx him, then post results; I'd really like to see that.
What a fucking scumbag. What a psychopathic, downright evil asshole. Whatever it is you do, make sure it sends the message that he can't get away with his shit.
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;44631690]Was your cat by any chance pissing and shitting in his yard?[/QUOTE]
Is your neighbor known to be a frequent gardener OP? Cats are known to go back to an area constantly. In some cases, killing plants by digging or pissing in that area. It's inevitable behavior, but it also sets botanists off.
[QUOTE=CoolKingKaso;44635361]Is your neighbor known to be a frequent gardener OP? Cats are known to go back to an area constantly. In some cases, killing plants by digging or pissing in that area. It's inevitable behavior, but it also sets botanists off.[/QUOTE]
He's the reincarnation of Hank Hill when it comes to lawn care, but doesn't really grow flowers or botanical stuff.
Bang his wife.
On his lawn.
[QUOTE=FurrehFaux;44635391]He's the reincarnation of Hank Hill when it comes to lawn care, but doesn't really grow flowers or botanical stuff.[/QUOTE]
Steal all of his propane.
Kill Bobby.
Not sure if lowering yourself to being a similar dick as your neighbour is the best thing to do. Yes your neighbour is a fucking cunt. But you worth more then that.
Step one: Find a hooker with full-blown AIDS.
Step two: Fuck her.
Step three: Hide in his bushes, wait for him to walk out of his door, and savagely rape him in the butt.
Step four: Jump up and down, and scream "HAHAHA! AIDS, BITCH! NOW WHAT?!"
The look on his face will be PRICELESS.
Note: If you already have AIDS, skip steps one and two.
[QUOTE=NuclearJesus;44635755]Step one: Find a hooker with full-blown AIDS.
Step two: Fuck her.
Step three: Hide in his bushes, wait for him to walk out of his door, and savagely rape him in the butt.
Step four: Jump up and down, and scream "HAHAHA! AIDS, BITCH! NOW WHAT?!"
The look on his face will be PRICELESS.
Note: If you already have AIDS, skip steps one and two.[/QUOTE]
What the shit.
[QUOTE=FurrehFaux;44634000]I don't have the money to bring him to a vet, or I would have first thing. I don't get near enough income to afford it.[/QUOTE]
Take him to small claims court then you can claim back the cost of the toxicology report
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