Asshole neighbour poisoned my cat, need revenge ideas.
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[QUOTE=Headhumpy;44640794]PM me his address and shit, include a pic of your cat if possible, I'll write a post and put it on /b/.
You know, after you get unbanned.[/QUOTE]
What exactly do you have in mind?
Serious post. . .do you have any clue what set him off against you, or is it just a completely random thing?
[editline]25th April 2014[/editline]
And seconding the 4chan thing. They tend to destroy people who hurt cats. Deservedly so.
Okay, here's what you do.
First, talk to everyone else who he's done this type of shit to.
If you all have enough evidence, talk to the police.
If that doesn't work (or if you feel like doing this anyway): put your thrown out food in his yard. Get everyone he's wronged to do this too. He hates animals, right? Hiding leftover food in his yard will attract a bunch of wild animals.
Hide the food in other places you can fit it into as well.
If you don't have enough leftover food, or if you just want to be more efficient, buy bird seed and throw it all over his yard. On his car, too. Make it so there's birds and squirrels and shit all over his house.
If you can, find a way to let the critters into his house, too. An open window, an unlocked door he's forgotten about, a way into his basement, etc. And if you're able, get squirrels into his attic.
Basically, don't do anything to him yourself, bu rather let nature do the job for you
Also, get all of your neighbors who he's wronged to just fucking treat him like shit. Tell them that whenever they see him, they should insult him and be passive aggressive. Spread the news that he kills pets. Run him out of town.
You should confront him first. You shouldn't do anything such as publishing his ID's to let 4chan bandwagon him without first being 100% sure that it's your neighbour that intentionally killed your cat.
In my neighbourhood a cat also died poisoned. It was because someone left rat poison in his garden shed and the cat got in it .
If you put your neighbors information on 4chan then they can find you too, so maybe that isn't a great idea
Write his number on every single $1 bill you come across
Pour concrete or cement into the gas hole, then shit in it.
This reminds me of when I was little. My daycare provider loved animals, and they always had a ton* in their house**. One day, a neighbor kid grabbed one of their outdoors cats by the tail and swung her around. A day or so later, her tail fell off. As far as I know, the kid never got in trouble, despite confronting his parents, but we were never again told to get out of their yard.
*Among these were a Speckled Caiman named Fluffy, an iguana named Meko, a rattlesnake that ended up giving birth to 3 babies, 3 cats (Funnybutt, Zippy, and Cleo), a few snapping turtles, and a few others I can't remember.
**They actually lived in a small trailer park, which somewhat explains their neighbor's behavior.
Or plant a male [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ailanthus_altissima]sour tree[/url] in a place near but not too far or very visible. After a few years it will bloom and the male ones smell like the worst thing ever. It's extremely resilient and nigh-indestructible too. Spreads like nuts too, will grow out of concrete, acid tank, you name it.
Unless you live in China since a bunch of people will destroy it because ~traditional medicine~
For real life : Call the police and make him cry like a little bitch.
For dream life : Get surströmming and poor that motherfucker in his morning breakfast.
[QUOTE=Bradyns;44639793]If it is just trotting through your yard, disturbing your pets, endangering your children (no idea if it has diseases), wrecking your garden and shitting everywhere.. and, you don't know who it belongs to (unless it has a visible collar), short of taking it to a vet to test the microchip, or calling an expensive animal capture service, it may very well be considered a feral cat.
Also, it's not exactly easy to catch a cat; if it enters your yard, it will probably happen at night.. We have cats wake up our dog, causing neighbours to complain about our dog barking.
Stray cats are a nuisance, and cats should be kept indoors for the same reason that people with big dogs should have big fences.
NB: Residents of NSW are allowed to kill feral cats.[/QUOTE]
One of my mates breeds birds and he just drowns any cat that comes into his back yard.
[QUOTE=ChickenLegGuy;44643217]For real life : Call the police and make him cry like a little bitch.
For dream life : Get surströmming and poor that motherfucker in his morning breakfast.[/QUOTE]
For radical life: Fire surströmming cans at his house with a potato cannon. Make sure they explode upon impact.
I think I know what to do now.
So take those raccoons that you were going to set on fire (if you already set them on fire this won't work) and strap some cats to them.
So now you should have a cat-raccoon. Make about 4 more of these.
See cat's and raccoons are best friends in the wild and can read minds when they are together. They'll know what he did and punish him accordingly.
It's the perfect plan.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AEVU4zU6GI[/media]
I'd suggest just using something simple like a bunch of firecrackers or something completely harmless like a sparkler. The idea is to scare the living shit out of them, not to harm them.
[QUOTE=Sio;44646064]One of my mates breeds birds and he just drowns any cat that comes into his back yard.[/QUOTE]
Sorry, but your "mate" is a psychopath.
There's a much better way to get rid of cats without inhumanely killing them like that. :|
Buy a bunch of firecrackers and place them all around the fucker's house then wire them up to a burner can be turned on long distance and activate it when he's sleeping at 3am in the night.
[editline]26th April 2014[/editline]
Or set this up at 3am and set it on fire
[video=youtube;UectM7IU0dM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UectM7IU0dM[/video]
[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;44646607][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AEVU4zU6GI[/media]
I'd suggest just using something simple like a bunch of firecrackers or something completely harmless like a sparkler. The idea is to scare the living shit out of them, not to harm them.[/QUOTE]
Holy shit.
buy some really loud stereos and point them at his house, then at night play some sort of infrasound frequency, that shit is inaudable but it makes you feel weird as hell, and total shit when exposed for a long time.
he would never get any sleep at night, or even if he did, his body would get fucked up over time. best part is it's almost completely untracable to you.
[QUOTE=FurrehFaux;44629220]Let me first start off by saying I don't want to do anything illegal, I just need some revenge ideas to get back at him.
So about a week ago, my asshole of a neighbour decided that he now hates me and came up with the bright idea of poisoning my cat. I could tell it was poison, because my cat wasn't able to see at all, the tear ducts in his eyes were swollen, and his face was swollen. I know for a fact it was my asshole of a neighbour, because he watched me and smirked at me as I dug my cat's grave. I've come up with a small idea so far. Currently, I have some liquid malathion that stinks worse than a dead animal that's been baking in the sun, and I was thinking about putting some on the ground so the wind blows the smell towards his house. Malathion is of relatively low toxicity to humans, so I highly doubt there's any health risks, especially since the smell lasts for about a week while the chemical is usually washed away by the rain.
Can you help me out Facepunch?
[sp]on a side note, I planted a bunch of sleeping poppies on his grave since that seemed appropriate ;-;[/sp][/QUOTE]
One of the neighbour kids killed one of my hens back when I still kept chickens at my house. City council wouldn't do anything about it since I was technically keeping the chickens illegally.
Anyways, the little bastard left his bike out one night so I nicked it, disassembled it, and sold the parts for scrap and have been doing so every month or two for the past six months whenever he gets a new bike and leaves it outside. Surprised the dumb punk hasn't caught on yet.
[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;44646762]Sorry, but your "mate" is a psychopath.
There's a much better way to get rid of cats without inhumanely killing them like that. :|[/QUOTE]
This is a fast, simple and permanent solution.
[QUOTE=Sio;44647812]This is a fast, simple and permanent solution.[/QUOTE]
As far as I recall drowning is not fast, even for cats.
It's long and painful.
[QUOTE=Sio;44647812]This is a fast, simple and permanent solution.[/QUOTE]
leave now your are a horrible person
[QUOTE=Sio;44647812]This is a fast, simple and permanent solution.[/QUOTE]
why not just get some of that anti-cat spray? one of my friends did that because his family has a cat allergy, and it worked pretty well, there's no need to kill any curious cat that pops into a back yard
[QUOTE=mikester112;44629619]Some guy I knew did this to my dog once, thankfully I managed to get him to the vet before the poison took its toll, I knew it was him since he's always hated my dog and I found some rat poison in his jacket.
I swear to God that must have been the strongest punch I've ever delivered, he was down on the ground crying his eyes out, and I just left him there, I would've done more but I was afraid of him charging me with assault or something.[/QUOTE]
Why did he hate your dog so much? if you don't mind me asking.
[QUOTE=Sio;44646064]One of my mates breeds birds and he just drowns any cat that comes into his back yard.[/QUOTE]
sorry to tell you but your mate is a gigantic cunt
[QUOTE=Sio;44647812]This is a fast, simple and permanent solution.[/QUOTE]
and so are you
How about talking to him like an adult?
Take a giant shit on his poach.
[video=youtube;XQEIO3Kxvak]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQEIO3Kxvak[/video]
[QUOTE=Sio;44647812]This is a fast, simple and permanent solution.[/QUOTE]
No it isn't, it's the textbook front-page definition of psychotic behavior.
If your "friend" was able to actually physically get a hold of the cats 10 bux says they wandered up to him and he literally fucking murdered them. Your "friend" raises [I]their natural[/I] [i]prey[/i] for shits and giggles and you expect them to ignore their instincts.
In a world where capsaicin spray is 5 bucks a bottle, which more than enough to spray the boundaries of yard with, you're a tenth dan douchetard who literally passive-aggressively threadshitted to get a reaction, and your "friend" is pyschotic fucktard whom obviously has zero business owning any animal.
[QUOTE=Sio;44647812]This is a fast, simple and permanent solution.[/QUOTE]
Are you the neighbour?
[QUOTE=YourBreakfsat;44647301]Holy shit.[/QUOTE]
The internet. Where you look at stupid images of cats and learn how to make improvised explosive devices. :v:
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