• My rat is dying, in need of efficient execution method.
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Stab it in the neck. Aim for the spinal column.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkXFUDbNGLE[/media] either that or toilet
Put him in a shoe-box, close up all holes except one, then funnel helium inside, close it up tight, and bury the box.
[QUOTE=Haizaer;16021382]Couldn't you just buy rat poison, and a needle, and inject it yourself? I know nothing about medicine, but if you feel rat poison is inhumane, by a liquid painkiller. Something like tylenol should work since it's.. a rat..[/QUOTE] Rat poison works by causing massive internal hemorrhaging, not recommended.
You have two options, you could drown him, or break his neck. Mice would get caught in our grain can a lot, so I found various ways to execute them. I found smashing them too messy and inhumane, so I got two favorites picked out for you. Drowning them: Mice do not hold much oxygen in their lungs, and they will be dead with in two minutes. It is painful, but you are guarantied to kill them the first time if you leave them under. When you see many tiny bubbles coming out of their nose, it's the sign they are completely dead. Breaking their neck: This is where it gets a little weird. Mice have very thin spines, and so small falls can risk breaking something. What I would do is throw a mouse off the top of something really high or in the air about 15 feet, and when they land on a hard surface, it's over. Very quick way. I am unsure about Rats, so don't hold me to this info. There is always high doses of Rat poison.
Mail him to chris0132 :rolleyes:
[QUOTE=TailsPrower;16021445]You have two options, you could drown him, or break his neck. Mice would get caught in our grain can a lot, so I found various ways to execute them. I found smashing them too messy and inhumane, so I got two favorites picked out for you. Drowning them: Mice do not hold much oxygen in their lungs, and they will be dead with in two minutes. It is painful, but you are guarantied to kill them the first time if you leave them under. When you see many tiny bubbles coming out of their nose, it's the sign they are completely dead. Breaking their neck: This is where it gets a little weird. Mice have very thin spines, and so small falls can risk breaking something. What I would do is throw a mouse off the top of something really high or in the air about 15 feet, and when they land on a hard surface, it's over. Very quick way. I am unsure about Rats, so don't hold me to this info. There is always high doses of Rat poison.[/QUOTE] Oh dear, please don't listen to this man.
Look, you want something quick? Butcher knife, straight down, fast through the neck. Head severed, no pain. Unless you don't want to dirty your knives, then I'd suggest breaking it's neck.
Shove it up your ass and use it as a dildo, I do it all the time with my rats
Tie it to a post and blow it away with a shotgun
fuck it. the shock should do the job.
I'm beginning to doubt that the OP is still here. "The only humane ways to euthanize a rat at home without veterinary help are with carbon dioxide (CO2) or nitrous oxide (NO2)." Source: [url]http://www.ratfanclub.org/euth.html[/url]
:siren: [B]TAKE IT TO THE VETS[/B] :siren:
Firing squad?
whatever you do [B]record it[/B]
Give the rat to me, I will take care of it and make everything aaaaaaaaalllllllllll better...
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n85RK12Meu8[/media]
just do it quick and efficiently its a rat, goddamn
I would take it to the vet, or break its neck.
record it
put it in a see through vase and fill it up with water and watch as the rat tries to get out and tiring itself until it eventually dies. record and upload
[QUOTE=Titan!;16021010]... its a rat..[/QUOTE] And you're a human ... A human ...
Shoot it.
Just shake it violently. Or let a JRT do it. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QPbZJT1NO0[/media]
Put it in a airtight box and stick one end of a hose in the muffler of a car and the other end in the box..Quick and painless.
Seriously, let the vet do it, or else you're fucking retarded.
[QUOTE=POWA KILLER;16020750]Make him eat pills, lots of them.[/QUOTE] PILLS HERE. No, but the most effective (and fun) way: Microwave for 10 minutes and watch.
this thread makes me question facepunchs' sanity
Uh...microwave?
throw him into your toilet and flush it
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