• My rat is dying, in need of efficient execution method.
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car battery is enough. Take a thick iron wire and roll it around your rat. Then connect the other end to + and other to -. The wire gets red hot and your rat gets fried to death >: D
Open its mouth.... Rip of its jaw!
Damn that's sad how many assholes want fuck up and have the rat suffer. OP, Carbon Monoxide is the easiest and painless way to go, he'll fall asleep and die with no pain.
just drive a mile from your house and throw him out the car window.
[QUOTE=R_Y_A_N;16021996]Open its mouth.... Rip of its jaw![/QUOTE] rip of what?
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;16022036]Damn that's sad how many assholes want fuck up and have the rat suffer. OP, Carbon Monoxide is the easiest and painless way to go, he'll fall asleep and die with no pain.[/QUOTE] Where do you suggest he gets that from? He could always seal him in a container with a lit candle. Candle burns up oxygen = dead rat. Downside: Candle could fall over, set rat on fire.
You do know there's a fucking thing called Rat Poison right? yeah I'm such a genius
[QUOTE=Splurgy;16022070]Where do you suggest he gets that from? He could always seal him in a container with a lit candle. Candle burns up oxygen = dead rat. Downside: Candle could fall over, set rat on fire.[/QUOTE] A car like the other guy said.
[QUOTE=i_speel_good;16022076]You do know there's a fucking thing called Rat Poison right? yeah I'm such a genius[/QUOTE] Shut up.
Carbon Monoxide You don't even know your breathing it your systems just shutdown and poof your dead. People kill themselves with their children using this method. Personally I think this method of suicide is cowardly the most manly way is to smack your head off of the concrete. The more times you hit it the more manly you are.
[QUOTE=ken18;16020924]Microwave it. The radiation will put it to sleep so it won't feel a thing. Trust me I'm a doctor.[/QUOTE] All you can say that can be trusted is that it isin't Lupus. Doc
sellotape to the road, drive over it. Won't know what hit it.
Retractable drawbridge over magma. First thing he thinks he's just getting some nice food from the stockpile, then its a very short plummit down, then quick death.
It's called "Euthanization".
You can't miss with an [b][i]explosion[/b][/i].
Actually, I've been slow on the uptake. Last year's work experience involved me extracting mouse sperm and eggs, and I also worked with a few rats. Basically, the NiMR has to kill their rats ethically, so they use a specific method. They hold the rat down, get a sort of spatula, and then press really hard on the back of the rat's neck with it, wiggling it about to ensure all the nerves get severed (essentially beheading the rat without actually beheading it). It's Government approved! You just need a spatula you don't mind killing a rat with. [editline]09:30PM[/editline] Ooh! Pull a Sylvia Plath and put him in the oven without turning the fire on. Suggesting rat killing methods is disturbingly fun. Go with a theme, though. Choose a famous cause of death, and then dress up your rat in that costume, e.g. Pills Overdose = Blonde Wig, White Dress or Throwing out of a window = Bowler Hat, 1920's Stock broker suit etc.
Cutting off the head will hurt, hitting with anything will be a slow death. Break his neck, he'll be happy in your hands feeling loved for a while, feed him a treat maybe- say goodbye. Then hold his body gently, put a hand around his neck and snap it upwards. It'll be instant, painless and he won't realize what happened until he reaches rat heaven =P Sorry for your loss :(
What about that research on Decapitation that says your still conscious for awhile after your head is chopped off,
Squeeze it really hard!
if you have a river somewhere, throw it in
Down the toilet. Or put it in the microwave on a aluminium dish.
Get the rat. Put on the floor, stamp on it using your heel!
Drop kick.
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Through a window.
WOW HOLYSHIT my rat is sick to, and she needs to get an injection at the vet tomorrow. because she has a giant tumor on the side of her head. it's really sad :( But it's really a coincidence that you make this thread just now. if the rat is really having pain I'd say end it quick because we waited a little to long and now she has a little piece missing from her cheek, it is truly terrible to see. It's my little sister's rat by the way.
Shoot it with a 22 it's how It's how I take care of my barn rats. Or a 12ga. if you want it to explode...
[QUOTE=AwesomeDino;16021026]Cut his tail off and let him bleed to death. Other than the pain of having his fucking tail cut off, his death would be pretty slow but more or less painless. I suggest doing it when it's sleeping. Less pain.[/QUOTE] Rats can rip their own tail off. I know this because my dad's girlfriend works with animals (like testing and stuff) and one day she picked up a rat by its tail and was doing something else and the rat started spinning in circles super fast and eventually his tail came off and part of his spine was on it (eww) and he escaped, but he was fine. There was even no blood. [editline]08:38PM[/editline] [QUOTE=DanRatherman;16022109]Retractable drawbridge over magma. First thing he thinks he's just getting some nice food from the stockpile, then its a very short plummit down, then quick death.[/QUOTE] You play too much Dwarf Fortress
Make a box that is airtight, with a hole cut in it as wide as your muffler on your car. Turn on the car, and let it sit for a while with the muffler in the box. The gasses will kill him efficiently and humanely. Trust me, I'm an animal trapper and we need ways to kill skunks. edit: I have so many ways but I'm too lazy to type. If you want to inject, inject medroxyprogesterone acetate into him
[QUOTE=Zleesh;16021913]Seriously, let the vet do it, or else you're fucking retarded.[/QUOTE] Killing a rat isn't exactly rocket science dude.
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