My rat is dying, in need of efficient execution method.
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Arsenic. Lots and lots of arsenic.
drive a car over it
feed it bleach
or man up and use the hammer
[QUOTE=Splurgy;16022167]Squeeze it really hard![/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Bman212;16022331]Splurgy = new chris0132[/QUOTE]
Throw it at a wall.
this is ironic considering my gerbil died today
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[QUOTE=PartyPancake;16022361]Throw it at a wall.[/QUOTE]
maybe i will
Just gas him to sleep. Connect a tube going from a running car's muffler to the nose of the rat. Then the rat will slowly go to sleep and die.
Or you can just go to new york city and let him loose there. He will procreate and live a propper rat life amongst the rubbish.
Freezer.
Just get him/her to the damn vet! Rats are the most awesome rodents to keep as a pet. Allow it to die with dignity.
This thread makes me lose faith in humanity.
Don't bludgeon it to death. Use the Carbon Monoxide way, it will simply fall asleep it is COMPLETELY painless.
Guys. The OP logged off. The rat probably died by now.
[QUOTE=Johnny Serva;16020730]The title says it all, my rat is literally dying and I absolutely have to execute it.
Now, you're probably thinking "Why don't you just hit it with a hammer or something !?".
Well, I'm afraid I'll miss and have to hit it again which would end with the method being quite gruesome and far from efficient.
I was thinking about using electricity, but I don't know if a car battery will do the job.
[b]Anyways, if you are unusually sensitive about animals, particularly rats in this occasion then I suggest you don't reply at all.[/b]
And yes, I've talked to the vet. And no, I don't want to [i]pay[/i] the vet to inject my rat with drugs. And no I'm not cheap.
Post execution methods below.[/QUOTE]
So instead of killing it swiftly via a blade or blunt instrument, your new solution was to employ a car battery to effectively COOK IT? DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE EFFECTS OF ELECTRICITY ON MAMMALS. Jesus, for once I'm glad a question like this was posed to FP. Now at least you won't cook him to death. Christ.
A .22 to the skull. Painless.
[QUOTE=GunFox;16022505]So instead of killing it swiftly via a blade or blunt instrument, your new solution was to employ a car battery to effectively COOK IT? DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE EFFECTS OF ELECTRICITY ON MAMMALS. Jesus, for once I'm glad a question like this was posed to FP. Now at least you won't cook him to death. Christ.[/QUOTE]
I agree and so does Tomas Edisson. Not Tesla dough.... well he might.
Don't kill it.
Simple.
If you have a gun you could try shooting it, that would kill it the fastest with the least pain.
Homemade electric chair. Or inject it with anti-freeze or something deadly like that...
slap him with your cock
not in the face though he might bite
[QUOTE=Caboose17;16022654]Homemade electric chair. Or inject it with anti-freeze or something deadly like that...[/QUOTE]
Yeah man, that totally would be a quick and painless death.
If you still have some extra fireworks left over from July 4th, send your rat to the moon. :science:
[QUOTE=Smoot;16022449]This thread makes me lose faith in humanity.
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it's a rat goddamn
if you lose faith, don't be part of the problem and just kill yourself
I would just say let it into the wild, I would hate seeing my pet being killed by getting its neck broken or something D:
rape it
The usual down-the-toilet method I find the best.
Feed to a Cat.
Funny how the OP didn't give us a reason for why he wouldn't pay a vet. But back to the best way to kill it would be your shoe it's head. Quick and painless.
Throw it at a wall and laugh at the funny sounds it makes.
My pet rat died a week ago.
Lived 3 years 7months and 2 days.
I think he had a tumor, but was a good companion.
Also take your rat to a vet, they have painless methods that are quite very cheap and end your pets suffering.
[QUOTE=Smoot;16022449]This thread makes me lose faith in humanity.[/QUOTE]
You've been here for three years and still have faith in Facepunch's humanity? Rated dumb.
Back to the subject at hand; Death by Dutch Oven. Fill it with chocolate. Not hot chocolate, just warm enough to keep it liquid. That way, it'll drown, but it'll be the most delicious death that rat could ever dream of.
Then you can use the chocolate for fondue.
[QUOTE=Jessesmith11;16021657]just do it quick and efficiently
its a rat, goddamn[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Johnny Serva;16020730]The title says it all, my rat is literally dying and I absolutely have to execute it.
Now, you're probably thinking "Why don't you just hit it with a hammer or something !?".
Well, I'm afraid I'll miss and have to hit it again which would end with the method being quite gruesome and far from efficient.
I was thinking about using electricity, but I don't know if a car battery will do the job.
[b]Anyways, if you are unusually sensitive about animals, particularly rats in this occasion then I suggest you don't reply at all.[/b]
And yes, I've talked to the vet. And no, I don't want to [i]pay[/i] the vet to inject my rat with drugs. And no I'm not cheap.
Post execution methods below.[/QUOTE]
If it's your pet, spend the money to have it done humanely. It cost me eleven bucks to have it done for one of my rats. You can't afford $11 for your pet? You'd spend way more on a dog.
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