• My rat is dying, in need of efficient execution method.
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If you care about your pet then take it to the vet's to die in the most humane way possible. Doing it yourself will just cause the poor thing to die in agony. [QUOTE=Fratelli;16020775]Make him watch Twilight.[/QUOTE] What the fuck? You're sick! Monster!
go to the top of a tall building. Place rat in box. tape large stone to bottom of box. Turn box over. Drop. Alternatively, Place rat in box. Weigh box down with stones. Take ratbox to large body of water(lake, ocean, what have you). Drop ratbox in water.
Does it have to be executed? Can't you just release it into the wild or something? I understand it's a rat and all, but why would you rather kill it as opposed to letting it die on its own? I mean, it's at least a lot better to let it die and remember it as a good pet without the dark memory inside that reminds you that you're the reason it died.
Drop into a pan of boiling water for 10 minutes. Remove and skin, before garnishing with garlic butter, tumeric and pineapple and placing in a hot oven at Gas Mark 5 for 7 hours.
Lawnmower...
You guys can stop giving suggestions now. [QUOTE=Johnny Serva;16020730][b]EDIT:[/b] No need for further posting. He died..[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;16020860]Do you have a Blender?[/QUOTE] My dad had a friend who loved snakes. He would take rats and blend them (srsly) them to a mush, then feed them through a syringe to his baby snakes.
I would personally just shoot it in the face and then toss the ragged remains in the trash. But then again, I have no soul.
I used to have a pet rat, she dies of a tumor on her leg... Well, she died in the surgery to remove the tumor.
Bandanna and rocks. Put the rat and rocks on a bandanna. Tie it all together so the rat and rocks are inside. Sink in tub full of water =/.
Shove something HUGE up his ass as fast as possible, film it and upload it online (or do it in a live stream) and get in jail for animal abusing.
Bullet to the head. If you don't own a gun then use a pellet gun with 450+ FPS If you don't have a pellet gun use a sledge hammer.
Guys.. read the OP. [b]The Rat is already dead![/b]
One of my rats ate the other. So we smoked him out. We put him in a small bin, put smoke bombs in the bin, and covered it as to not let any air in or smoke out. Suffocated pretty quickly I'd say.
-nvm- Anyway, sorry about you pet
You could do the same thing mom did with our kitty. She cut its head off with an axe, because we didn't want it. You probably want to be accurate though, or you might end up cutting of only half of its neck on the first blow, like what happened to the kitty.
After you've killed the rat can we kill you?
God damn I just lost some faith in humanity after reading this thread.
[QUOTE=d_cover;16026938]After you've killed the rat can we kill you?[/QUOTE] he killed an animal so we have to kill him :((((((((( :(
[QUOTE=M_B;16021360]it's not as painful but it's damn near it[/QUOTE] You are absolutely wrong. Dyeing of carbon monoide poisoning isnt painful at all because the carbon monoxide will put you to sleep before you suffocate and you wont even realize whats happening.
sorry for your loss of your rat OP, hope you get over it
[QUOTE=alexk;16027746]sorry for your loss of your rat OP, hope you get over it[/QUOTE] This
Make a tiny noose, it'd be cute.
My rat died in natural death. :D What's the point in execution, unless it is in big pain?
My family has had tons of rats over the years. They usually end up getting cancer. Poor things.
PETA has just been contacted, prepare for a shitfest.
[QUOTE=mysteryman;16020984]as said above, if you actually love it/care about it enough to end it's life pain free, TAKE IT TO THE VETS![/QUOTE] So I'd have to pay a vet $200 to kill my already dieing rat? Bullshit, knife it's head off.
Give it to that chris guy
Take it outside, Place it on the pavement and STEP ON IT
PETA is [I]all[/I] over this thread right now..
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