My rat is dying, in need of efficient execution method.
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reading this thread made me sick...
I am sorry to hear that he died.
Thread reminded me of this guy
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Tube sock and wall.
[QUOTE=Splurgy;16022070]Where do you suggest he gets that from?
He could always seal him in a container with a lit candle. Candle burns up oxygen = dead rat.
Downside: Candle could fall over, set rat on fire.[/QUOTE]
No, that's the upside.
Poor rat. Don't feel sad OP
I'd like to dedicate this song out to your rat.. best wishes ~luminaire
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Who bloody keeps rats as pets?
Make the rat smoke pot.
The toilet
I see the rat is dead already. My original comment of "mousetrap" is of no avail.
:( Poor rat
Didnt read my fault
Remove head
[QUOTE=Johnny Serva;16020730]I don't want to [i]pay[/i] the vet to inject my rat with drugs. And no I'm not cheap.
sounds to me like your cheap VERY cheap
i had a mouse that had a tumor on his left shoulder and couldn't walk at all, it was a massive lump thing half the size of him so naturally i went STRAIGHT to the vet (around 8:30pm) and they confermened the tumor and we had to put him down because the vet said he was is a SHIT LOAD of pain (not in those exact words)
so i forked out like $75 or something like that to have him put out of his suffering painlessly rather than smash his face open with a hammer and clean up the blood just to save some money!!
woah, long post sorry...
If you're still reading this, a lot of dies die from tumor, it's inevitable.
I had two rats myself that died shortly after each other just because they missed each other, 'twas said.
But at least unlike you we weren't so cheap to not take it to the vet >:(
Aww, that was a sad story :(. I hope you get over your loss.
So, if you're heartless why do you own pets?
"I might have seemed heartless, and I have no problem with people still thinking that heartless is exactly what I am. "
How does it being a rat somehow make it less of a pet also?
"However, even though this technically was a pet - it was also still a rat."
Why didn't you just freeze it in the freezer for a few hours? That way it would freeze to death,
not too sure if it's painful but eh.
Yes I know it died.
I know how you feel. My sister's hamster died recently (of old age :smile:) and she was crying her eyes out. :crying: Sorry for your loss. :buddy:
Hit it with a sledgehammer and yell [b]FATALITY[/b]
[QUOTE=Amez;16021061]Put it in a trash bag, then smack it extremely hard into the ground. Should break its neck and kill it quickly.
Other than that, just pay the fucking vet if you love it so much.[/QUOTE]
Why do people always think this is the heartfelt way to do it?
If you love it so much, and it's in pain, why pay someone else you don't even know to kill it for you?
This reminds of the story "Of mice and men"
"I shouldn't have let no stranger shoot my dog George"
Mustard Gas never hurt. Just throw the rat in a bucket full of the stuff and he'll go to sleep real nice and quiet. Oh, just make sure not to inhale the fumes or else your lungs will fill up with fluid.
Ask yourself: Will it blend?
Or, you know, they did invent reseable non-airtight-cans-that-if-you-throw-them-in-the-nearest-lake-they'll-fill-up-with-water-slowly-and-whatever-is-inside-there-dies-slowly for a reason....
What? I've got some psychosocial problems, okay?
Antifreeze in the food bowl.
Pop the cap on a car battery and stick him in
[QUOTE=M_B;16021360]it's not as painful but it's damn near it[/QUOTE]
How would ou know?
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Efficiency to the max!
Put it in a box and leave it outside the vet.
It's dead already
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