• My rat is dying, in need of efficient execution method.
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kill it with this [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q69/eviem1987/CaramelPopcorn.jpg[/IMG] POPCORN (:
Professionals have standards. Be polite. Be efficiant. And be prepared to kill your very own rat!
Bite it's fucking head off.
I honestly think you should give it a shit ton of sleeping pills ground up into his food. It won't be painful, and he won't know something is happening, and (if this applies to you) you won't feel guilty because you won't be directly killing him, i.e. with your hands or an object in your hands. He'll just think he's taking a nap, and pow, dead. And give him a cool as shit funeral. Viking style in the toilet. It's what any half-cool rat would want.
if it wasnt dead i suggest burning it i know how you feel
air rifle pellet to the back of the head. I had to do it once. just dont miss.
Put him in your car's muffler.
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;16020860]Do you have a Blender?[/QUOTE] ... A few days ago I saw something on 711chan or what ever chan it was... quite "similar" to what you suggested...
[QUOTE=Jeebz;16038225]This reminds of the story "Of mice and men" "I shouldn't have let no stranger shoot my dog George"[/QUOTE] I get to tend the rabbi-*boom*
[QUOTE=Red_Eyes;16067655]... A few days ago I saw something on 711chan or what ever chan it was... quite "similar" to what you suggested...[/QUOTE] A mouse?
tie it to a tree and shoot it with pellet rifle, that will teach other rodents to stay away
[QUOTE=kirderf;16026558]You could do the same thing mom did with our kitty. She cut its head off with an axe, because we didn't want it. You probably want to be accurate though, or you might end up cutting of only half of its neck on the first blow, like what happened to the kitty.[/QUOTE] Kill your mother.
How did it die in the end
Next time the best way would be to take a sharp kitchen knife and a hammer. Put the knife sharp side down on the back of the suffering rats neck then hammer the blade down severing the head from the body in [b]one firm blow[/b] quick, painless and clean. ^how I plan on doing my cat when shes old and dieing.
if it where a dog i'd feed it a load of chocolate, it dies enjoying itself
Suffocation in a pure nitrogen environment would be a safe, efficient, and painless method.
Show it Furry Porn.
Do it the it like we kill rats take some kinda of drug (forget) it causes it to bleed to death if it cuts it self thats how we kill rats works perfect
Thursday, July 16, 2009 Nevar forget. [editline]03:53PM[/editline] [QUOTE=markg06;16021756]Shoot it.[/QUOTE] With this. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiCWrL6VjsY[/media] Won't see it coming.
[QUOTE=hijacker;16081719]Thursday, July 16, 2009 Nevar forget. [editline]03:53PM[/editline] With this. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiCWrL6VjsY[/media] Won't see it coming.[/QUOTE] Why waste that much time and money getting a gun like that to kill a dead rat?
[QUOTE=DuraFlex;16089309]Why waste that much time and money getting a gun like that to kill a dead rat?[/QUOTE] Why not?
microwave
[b]The rat is dead already.[/b]
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Wow what a bump
Why
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