• what can you use a cock for besides peeing and sex
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Great place to hang coats when it's erect.
Pushups
weapon
Alternative method for pointing out things to people.
[QUOTE=headshotter;46822349][url=http://srichinmoy.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/cock.jpg]You can use it as an alarm clock to wake you up in the morning.[/url][/QUOTE] Alarm cock
to intimidate other males
[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;46822096]Fencing[/QUOTE] Holyshit. Imagine. [i] literal clock fighting [/i]
I use mine as a universal means of communication. Every time I am at a friends house I steal their camera and take pictures of my Johnson. It helps build a sense of community among my acquaintances
Scaring young children.
Cuckooing at sunrise
Reaching heavy items on high shelves.
Whetstone
[QUOTE=AkujiTheSniper;46822587]I remember a Soundcloud song someone made entirely out of distorting sounds of his dick hitting a toilet seat several times[/QUOTE] found it [media]http://soundcloud.com/bong-iguana/making-big-room-out-of-the[/media]
[QUOTE=proch;46822539]They're pretty tasty [editline]30th December 2014[/editline] the animal i mean[/QUOTE] chicken cocks?
self defence
hand warming
Stress balls
Welding.
Measuring my car's oil level
Wrap it up in ribbons, or slip it in your sock. [video=youtube;p9PiqCeLEmM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PiqCeLEmM[/video]
Cutting diamonds and other precious gemstones.
Jousting
Stirring cream into your coffee.
[Media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCIIZ3hgPVA[/Media]
[QUOTE=Digimutant;46822107]I use mine as an egg whisk.[/QUOTE] No shit? Me too!
[QUOTE=ZeFruitNazi;46822266]toothbrush[/QUOTE] With toothpaste dispenser!
cucking [editline]31st December 2014[/editline] i mean cooking
vacuuming
crying
Industrial tire rack.
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