• what can you use a cock for besides peeing and sex
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A puppet.
Gross sexual harassment and being banned from schools and fun-fairs.
Touching yourself, Perv!
Source of entertainment. (Yes, it's real.) [url]http://www.puppetryofthepenis.com/[/url]
Home Security by [I]marking[/I] your property.
for farting, what else?
Giving it
cracking eggs
[QUOTE=roxter;46825581]Giving it[/QUOTE] Taking it [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-smuggo.gif[/img]
Push it behind your legs and pretend you have a vagina.
Storing large shooter marbles inside your urethra. Establishing dominance as a form of canine obedience training. Makeshift voltage meter. Measuring the distance between "A" and "Z" on your keyboard.
Hand warmer!
if you draw a face on it then you'll have a new friend
You can use it to distract a Detroit police officer.
You can use it for a sweet guitar solo.
[QUOTE=Kindlinho;46825374]Source of entertainment. (Yes, it's real.) [url]http://www.puppetryofthepenis.com/[/url][/QUOTE] [media]http://vimeo.com/77166620[/media] this shit used to be on tv all the time when i was a kid we've gone backwards in terms of censorship in the last 15 years really
You can use it as a snorkel.
binary code transmitter
Puzzles
You can put little hats on it and give it a name, and make yourself a best friend.
to go back in time and kill op before he can make this thread
Stamping
sword fights
dicking around
Helicopter
Nature [IMG]http://www.dickhouse.tv/.a/6a0133f4950835970b014e88877d33970d-pi[/IMG]
pleasure your vaccum cleaner
[QUOTE=CheezMan;46832159]pleasure your vaccum cleaner[/QUOTE] [IMG]https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRU_kof1L4V6jv0XaaCAKkwufFk5MkSSQUN4dV7ZzJnCtIYTBrG9w[/IMG]
[URL="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lndgvc4mSD1qazdhko1_400.jpg"][NSFW] Helicopters?[/URL]
I hear you can use it like a divining rod to find treasures or sources of water.
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