• what can you use a cock for besides peeing and sex
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Putting a tissue over it and pretending it's a ghost.
Getting arrested
If you're doing some difficult sums you can use it to count to 21 instead of the usual 20 using just your fingers and toes. The base 10 number system is bullshit.
cattle prodding 10/10 would prod again :quagmire:
Make a stupid thread like this and get 4 pages of stupid teenagers make dick jokes because "hurr dicks are funny". I really hate FP sometimes, but then again, i'm in fast threads.
Use it as a cd player, pretend it's a sword (dagger if you got a small one) or (for teachers or people doing a pp presentation) use it to point at stuff
[QUOTE=Adarrek;46845847]Make a stupid thread like this and get 4 pages of stupid teenagers make dick jokes because "hurr dicks are funny". I really hate FP sometimes, but then again, i'm in fast threads.[/QUOTE] Lighten the fuck up man, Christ. Someone get this man a penis to calm him down.
morse code
Plant it in rich soil in a sunny area, water it frequently and with love, and watch it grow into a magnificent, fruitful dick tree.
[QUOTE=Adarrek;46845847]Make a stupid thread like this and get 4 pages of stupid teenagers make dick jokes because "hurr dicks are funny". I really hate FP sometimes, but then again, i'm in fast threads.[/QUOTE] You clicked on it. Why bitch about it, seriously? Want to see my dick? Will that shut you the fuck up? You must have come here for some reason, I'm guessing the dick has peaked your interest eh? :v:
[URL="http://vimeo.com/69664002"]Interpretive dance.[/URL]
[QUOTE=Paraprose;46847133][URL="http://vimeo.com/69664002"]Interpretive dance.[/URL][/QUOTE] I have a friend who used to link that to everyone making them think he is gay and then being able to deny it.
[QUOTE=Adarrek;46845847]Make a stupid thread like this and get 4 pages of stupid teenagers make dick jokes because "hurr dicks are funny". I really hate FP sometimes, but then again, i'm in fast threads.[/QUOTE] As this post proves, you can even use a cock for shitposting!
Quickest way to get kicked out of any public space. also great way to get yourself a name on the sex offenders register. [editline]3rd January 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Adarrek;46845847]Make a stupid thread like this and get 4 pages of stupid teenagers make dick jokes because "hurr dicks are funny". I really hate FP sometimes, but then again, i'm in fast threads.[/QUOTE] this guy is a dick, I like to think of them as more squirmy and flaccid.
[url]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1FApKY6fQAE/SnkPFOzKbBI/AAAAAAAAAOQ/FGb3m4MFDPE/s400/mario-penis.jpg[/url] doing an impression of mario
[QUOTE=RedStar;46822103]Painting?[/QUOTE] I once saw a documentary video here on FP about a guy who indeed used his dick for drawing. I remember him saying his cock got sore at the end of each painting.
hollowing out a dead possum
[QUOTE=SovietPancake;46840403]You could play with your genitals and act like it's some worm monster. I did that when I was little[/QUOTE] Shai-Hulud! SHAI-HULUD!
[QUOTE=Adarrek;46845847]Make a stupid thread like this and get 4 pages of stupid teenagers make dick jokes because "hurr dicks are funny". I really hate FP sometimes, but then again, i'm in fast threads.[/QUOTE] Oh you're so mature.
Pelvic Sorcery.
Start a conversation.
[QUOTE=RedStar;46822103]Painting?[/QUOTE] [URL="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/03/Pricasso-5.jpg"]nsfw[/URL]
A plunger/plumber's snake.
A testing ground to see if your vapor-rub works properly. EDIT: PLEASE DON'T TRY THIS AND SUE ME
You get erections every time you dream, so it's being used for something there.
[QUOTE=Adarrek;46845847]Make a stupid thread like this and get 4 pages of stupid teenagers make dick jokes because "hurr dicks are funny". I really hate FP sometimes, but then again, i'm in fast threads.[/QUOTE] [img]http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120126044035/gyropedia/images/d/de/No_fun_allowed.jpg[/img]
Cleaning under your fingernails.
You can use it as a glue gun, or putting out small fires in urinals.
[QUOTE=discofex;46822300]Playing a bass guitar.[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;1AuKY-ddDV4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AuKY-ddDV4[/video] But as we all know or could guess, it would become calloused.
Using it as a log splitter.
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