I just shaved my pubes for the first time, like, ever.
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Waxing. Clearly. Remove all the pubes.
Toothpaste is good for relieving the itching, just spread it all over and wash it off in the shower after about 5 minutes.
You never go full shave. Trim it short, but don't eliminate the entire yard.
When they grow back paint them rainbow to remind you to never shave them again.
Don't shave it, comb it
[QUOTE=jbthekid;41790693]You never go full shave. Trim it short, but don't eliminate the entire yard.[/QUOTE]
I just full shave and it grows back within a day.
I once shaved with thought of "Why not?". I will never do that again, I was miserable.
I got razor burn shortly after I shaved mine. Shit burns like hell. For whatever reason, I kept trying to shave them in hopes that the razor burn wouldn't come back. :v:
I only trim now.
While I would've thought male genitals are different, I also recommend just trimming. One method is to pinch a bit of hair, twist it and then cut but please do take everything I say here with a grain of salt.
Shaving is great for underarms/legs, though
[QUOTE=Noss;41786284]use nair on your balls
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seriously though if you managed to fuck up your balls here is a guide i made just 4 u
i expect to be paid
1. Fill yo sink with hot water, the hotter the better as long as it won't cause burns on your dick.
2. Rub that shit on your balls, dick, happy trail - whatever you wanna shave
3. Get some conditioner (hear me out) instead of shaving foam. Shaving foam tends to come in mint flavor so it burns your bellend if you get any on it. Also, conditioner is just generally more pleasant to shave with.
4. Rub dat conditioner on all the parts you wanna shave
5. Shave the same area 3 times downwards, and 1 time upwards. This generally makes it completely smooth without leaving any razor burn.
6. For shaving yo balls you wanna make sure they're loose and shit, and then stretch the skin as far as you can with one hand, and shave with the other.
7. Wipe all that conditioner off unless you want your dick to taste like L'oreal.
Congratulations, you have now shaved your dick and balls. The more often you do it the less it tends to itch afterwards. If you want to keep it smooth shave them every 2/3 days.
my instructional video is available for £10[/QUOTE]
You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. This works fucking flawlessly.
Yo guys, update: i got my dick sucked it was worth it
[QUOTE=Skrappy;41793178]Yo guys, update: i got my dick sucked it was worth it[/QUOTE]
congratulations on a well sucked dick
[QUOTE=Skrappy;41793178]Yo guys, update: i got my dick sucked it was worth it[/QUOTE]
Shaved pubic area confirmed for oral.
But yeah, she probably didn't want a hair in her mouth.
But fuck, i got hair on the shaft, that shit you gotta shave.
First time I trimmed mine I nicked the sack (using a safety razor) and for some reason figured I should use one of those stick things that you use on your face to stop bleeding from razor nicks on it. It hurt so fucking much I thought my balls were going up in flames. Good times.
There's nothing better than silken balls
In my mouth.
heres how i handle my jewels
[B]step 1[/B]
take a shower (cuz im a dirty greasebag from a hard day´s work in the subway for a penny an hour)
[B]step 2[/B]
once my balls are soaking wet from the hot water (usually shower at ~45c)
apply conditioner
(i apply conditioner and that dude's tip of doing this is the best tip ever. i figured this out the hard way after shaving with shaving cream for a while which literally sucked dick!!! it sucked the moisture right from my balls and it hurt like satan rubbing his infernal nails over your scrotum)
the conditioner moisturizes the skin, softens the hair and makes shaving your pecker a much more pleasant experience
[B]step 3[/B]
get a cheapass disposable razor - i actually steal the venus disposable razorblades from my gf they are sweEET but you look like a fucking pansy if you buy those yourself so just buy some kickass black razors or if you wanna look like a true hardcore motherf8*cker like me get a straight razor and look the cashier right in the eyes and say 'this is for my junk. im tuff like that.' and continue to eat a roll of duct tape to fix the holes in your sanity
[B]step 4[/B]
i shave only downwards and this is my personal tip to u.
if u shave upwards as well, no matter how many times you did downwards shaves, you are going to irritate your pubes and they get very angry when they're irritated. sure you can ignore their hatred for you by continuing the upward shave onslaught to stomp their rebellion of itch into the ground and getting the skin to acclimate to upwards shaves, but what the hell dude your skin doesn't get irritated for [I]no reason[/I] its not good dont do it.
[B]step 5[/B]
rinse your pecker dont forget to wash your dickhead but not with shampoo it greatly reduces the natural PH balance and makes your cockhead prone to bacterial infections so you'd have to visit the urologist and get the same medications girls get for their bladder after receiving it too hard (still too soft if you ask me!!) from behind and that shit's gaY YO
[B]step 6[/B]
do this small routine every time you shower you get batter at it. when i began when i was 16 it took me forever cuz i was a massive scrub but now it's in my shower routine and i literally finish with showering&shave in 5 minutes
(unless i got raped that night, i usually plan about 35 minutes of crying in the shower when that happens)
rly, shave every time to keep up with the smooth bollocks appearance and not cause a massive down under itch.
oh and don't shave your buttcrack, you gotta trim that. if you shave THAT you have brought pure horror upon yourself but that's a different story along with applying hair removal crème which isnt fucking funny either. i'd share those but this post is getting too long bye!
You get used to the itching. It goes away after a little while and you kind of 'level up' so future shaves don't itch either, even if you leave it for weeks.
[QUOTE=Elexar;41794930]
oh and don't shave your buttcrack, you gotta trim that. if you shave THAT you have brought pure horror upon yourself but that's a different story along with applying hair removal crème which isnt fucking funny either. i'd share those but this post is getting too long bye![/QUOTE]
Can confirm both of these too. Hair removal cream burns though the skin too and my dick bled a lot when I tried that once. Shaved my ass a bit once too and while wiping my ass after pooping was a dream, the growth was terrible. IMO shave your pubes, only trim your ass.
God damn man never use a razor. Get one of these.
[IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tGB23l86IKg/Tf4mb67LdRI/AAAAAAAAAP8/Bet33K2URao/s1600/clippers.jpg[/IMG]
Hair removal cream
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Or get waxed.
[QUOTE=Skrappy;41793178]Yo guys, update: i got my dick sucked it was worth it[/QUOTE]
pics or it didnt happen :v:
how do you fucking trim your anus hairs
[QUOTE=omarcam;41797371]how do you fucking trim your anus hairs[/QUOTE]
Ducktape.
[QUOTE=omarcam;41797371]how do you fucking trim your anus hairs[/QUOTE]
Make your boyfriend do it for you
E: on topic, I don't shave, sometimes I manscape but mostly I just trim the area for my own pleasure
[sp]that feel when no gf[/sp]
[QUOTE=omarcam;41797371]how do you fucking trim your anus hairs[/QUOTE]
Shove a razor between them cheeks and hope you dont cut anytihng.
I shave all the time. The itching goes away, you really get used to it after the first couple of weeks.
Here's a trick: Use bodypowder or baby-powder. It really helps.
shaving your dick results in more and better blowjobs
[QUOTE=/B/rother;41798510]shaving your dick results in more and better blowjobs[/QUOTE]
Weird, I shaved several times and haven't gotten one. :v:
its probably because you aren't doing it right
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i could come by and show you how its done
Wax the area.
I don't understand why everyone hurts after they shave. I shave like once a month (can't be bothered to do it more than that) and I've never felt discomfort. Not even a slight itch.
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