• How busing your girlfriend's throat isn't a good idea.
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That looks like a deformed penis
Sucking dick is like sword swallowing, face forward and tilt your head back.
[QUOTE=Mr.Dounut;27363487][url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streptococcal_pharyngitis[/url] except the picture is like the worst case of it ever[/QUOTE] I love looking up my medical problems (sunburn etc) on wikipedia. I always think it's serious and then I'm like "oh shit, it's not as bad as what THAT guy has"
[QUOTE=macacan;27363577]Sucking dick is like sword swallowing, face forward and tilt your head back.[/QUOTE] And then half of facepunch tried to do the motion :v:
more like, How Getting Head From a Girl With Strep is Bad
The best part is, if the doctor is worth two cents he knows what happened.
A pretty funny story. Not sure why she thought gagging was good, I hate it when I gag. Anyways,
I'm going to post again just so I can end it with anyways,
Head in a Movie Theater Classic
[img]http://www.skaneatelessuites.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/empire-state-open-meat-goat-show.jpg[/img] :gizz:
I'd never be ballsy enough to take head in a theater, unless it was a Michael Bay movie that is. Perhaps,
[QUOTE=ewitwins;27363882]And then half of facepunch tried to do the motion :v:[/QUOTE] I'm just trying to make the world a better place, one blowjob at a time.
My girl and I went at it in a vacant movie theater in the movie "bug" top row below the seats.
[QUOTE=shill le 2nd;27363504]This cute little fella: [img_thumb]http://sitemaker.umich.edu/mc13/files/streptococcus_20pneumoniae.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v687/CatoKiwi/creepywoody.jpg[/img]
Holy shit, I really don't know what to say. You must have been pushing her down pretty damn hard for all that to occur.
i enjoyed reading this thread
Reading "busing" as busting instead of bruising... Not a bad story, though.
[QUOTE=Sector 7;27363450]who the fuck buys twelve shotguns[/QUOTE] maybe for his gang! :aaa:
[QUOTE=Mr.Dounut;27362578]tldr; i fucked a goat[/QUOTE] God [b]FUCKING[/b] DAMN IT DUDE YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T FUCKING PUT MY NAME IN THIS
So how many times have you bragged about the "bruising" thing? Honestly, I'd feel weird about bragging about something like that. But,
hahahahahahahah funny story
So wait...you ended up getting a strep infection inside your dick? :smithicide:
[QUOTE=Mr.Dounut;27363487][url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streptococcal_pharyngitis[/url] except the picture is like the worst case of it ever it's basically like a really shitty sore throat with a fever, and some white stuff in the back of your throat. doesn't look anything like the picture tbh[/QUOTE] That looks fucked up
[QUOTE=Agoat;27365571]God [b]FUCKING[/b] DAMN IT DUDE YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T FUCKING PUT MY NAME IN THIS[/QUOTE] I'm afraid your HBIED certificate is now being reviewed and is likely of revocation for your acts of shame.
[QUOTE=Agoat;27365571]God [b]FUCKING[/b] DAMN IT DUDE YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T FUCKING PUT MY NAME IN THIS[/QUOTE] agoatse
Is the title supposed to say "abusing" or "bruising"?
this is hilarious
What?! I actually have a goat. You'd better not have fucked [i]my[/i] goat.
So you are still dating her and you called her a goat?
I thought "busing" meant abusing.
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