• How busing your girlfriend's throat isn't a good idea.
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This won't be a problem since i don't have a girlfriend at the time, thanks for the [U]head[/U]s up though.
Best thread I've seen in a while in terms of content and hilarious jokes. Nice job.
[QUOTE=MFnRhino;27364156]The best part is, if the doctor is worth two cents he knows what happened.[/QUOTE] "Well clearly what we have here is a prime example of throatfucking related injuries, thats right crazyass redneck, some dude has been ramming his dick into your daughters mouth"
[QUOTE=Whiterfire;27367519]I thought "busing" meant abusing.[/QUOTE] Yeah at first I thought the same. Though,
[QUOTE=slayer20;27363526]That looks like a deformed penis[/QUOTE] Same idea here
Awesome Op, fuck'n awesome.
[QUOTE=Mr.Dounut;27362578]and she had almost had to have injections to her heart [/QUOTE] :gonk:
Best thread of 2011 so far.
[quote] I started freaking out thinking I'd get some weird dick cheese disease and die.[/quote] Best Thread! 2011
That is fucking hilarious.
Fuck man, you ain't got shit on me having sex to Hannah Montana, feels good.
[QUOTE=fenwick;27367078]Is the title supposed to say "abusing" or "bruising"?[/QUOTE] bruising.
[QUOTE=slayer20;27363526]That looks like a deformed penis[/QUOTE] If you think that that looks like a deformed penis (Meaning that you can tell similarities with that and yours) I recommend seeing a doctor.
That's a really good story. Something to tell the grandchildren. I think every man would like to say "I bruised a chick's throat and almost made her die".
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;27362895]You shouldn't of done that.[/QUOTE] It's shouldn't [HIGHLIGHT][i][u]HAVE[/u][/i][/highlight]. English isn't even my first language and I know that. It's not that hard!! :argh:
Fingering is applying sexual pleasure with fingers. Busing, however,
Your girlfriend is in my room giving me head, many ways,
[QUOTE=wardencmd;27375816]Your girlfriend is in my room giving me head, many ways,[/QUOTE] I don't think anyone would ever give you head.
[QUOTE=wardencmd;27375816]Your girlfriend is in my room giving me head, many ways,[/QUOTE] i've seen a lot of saddening things on fp but this takes the cake
so did you get that dick cheese out yet
[QUOTE=KingKombat;27377861]so did you get that dick cheese out yet[/QUOTE] nah its spreading i better see a doctor
Hey guys atleast this guy got head. Unlike FP of course :smug:
Any pics of the girl?
[QUOTE=slayer20;27363526]That looks like a deformed penis[/QUOTE] Anyways,
Whatever OP. If my future, "supposed" girlfriend wants to suck on my massive five inch cock, then by all means, I will let her do it. You're a loser if you deny a good blow job.
[quote]tldr; i fucked a goat[/quote] Ok that's cool, cya thread
[QUOTE=Mr.Dounut;27363487]some white stuff in the back of your throat.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure that came from your dick dude
posting in a legendary thread,
Anyways,
How busing your girlfriend's anus isn't a good idea.
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