• A guy in my school died from smarties
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Wow, people think he snorted them? He obviously was trying the "smarty smoking" trick but inhaled the dust into his lungs rather than into his mouth.
This reminds me of a kid who went to my school and snorted crystal light.
Facepunch fucking sickens me sometimes. You don't deserve to fucking die for being a bit stupid, or even very stupid.
[QUOTE=Robbobin;17977469]Facepunch fucking sickens me sometimes. You don't deserve to fucking die for being a bit stupid, or even very stupid.[/QUOTE] Yes you do. It's nature's way of eliminating the idiots, but we're fucking with that by supporting the stupid people.
[QUOTE=rilez;17966785][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bkVOkAA8mA[/media][/QUOTE] "Yo this video is for all my smokers out there. Quit cigs and start the smarts." You might die quicker
[QUOTE=WWIII;17966805][img]http://krispycanadian.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/smarties.jpg[/img] Smarties.[/QUOTE] 238 agrees. [editline]04:37PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Warren Holzem;17974891]Those are clearly off-brand M&M's in a box. [img]http://www.sugarstand.com/images/sc/sc0072c.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] They taste different.
I guess he wasn't a smartie.
Wow. Just wow.
[QUOTE=Robbobin;17977469]Facepunch fucking sickens me sometimes. You don't deserve to fucking die for being a bit stupid, or even very stupid.[/QUOTE] Who let you out of the bandwagon!?
its a new way to get high, if used right, maybe they will dream of candy land...
what is this i don't even
[img]http://www.danscandystand.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/thGiantRocketsCandy.jpg[/img] these are not smarties
[QUOTE=The BLU Heavy;17979198][img]http://www.danscandystand.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/thGiantRocketsCandy.jpg[/img] these are not smarties[/QUOTE] Well they aint rockets. [img]http://www.treasureislandsweets.co.uk/acatalog/love_hearts.jpg[/img]
What a ball-ache.
Snorting candy... What.... the.... fuck?
I fucking love Smarties. Good thing I don't snort them I guess...
I thought it was the chocolate smarties when i first read the title but then you showed me a different candy. It would be impossible to grind up a smarties chocolate into dust as they would melt and turn into chocolate syrup. Anyways, i figure that kid must have been bore to do that sort of thing. Apparently that guy was a dummy to snort a smarty
[QUOTE=RichyZ;17966824]We are talking about the land of the free smarties, not that nazi bullshit. (Joke)[/QUOTE] Gad-dang chocolate hard shelled candies, stealin' our dusty-democracy. Thank god for M&M's.
Never snorted rockets before, I did try pepper once. Bitch hurt like a motherfucker. <Insert smartie related pun here>
God damn what is with all the Euros on here with your foreskins and your hairy women and your infrequent bathing and lack of orthodontia you make me sick.
Because you are suppose to EAT them? well that's a surprise for me /sarcasm
[quote=master of tetra;17966741]well, basically a guy did from crushing up smarties and inhaling them. You know these things: [img]http://larrybikesamerica.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/smarties.jpg[/img] the dust made a big sugary ball in his throat and he choked. An ambulance came to the school but he was dead by then. If he was smart enough to drink water, he would have lived.[/quote] lol
I hate those things, specially their taste.
This is clearly bullshit, until you can post us a news story about it (kids dying in schools TENDS to get SOME local media attention.) Incoming boxes from people who refuse to accept reality.
It's happening. :tinfoil:
What the fuck, Facepunch. I'm so dissapointed in you. [IMG]http://i37.tinypic.com/28jijcw.jpg[/IMG] There. The thread is fixed.
[QUOTE=jmazouri;17966758]This is why you don't fucking snort candy.[/QUOTE] Eight words of pure wisdom.
Hm. Thought you meant the Nestle chocolate kind of Smarties. Well, this isn't too good news for me, being a Smartie addict. Still though, I suppose there are worse ways to go.
Waste of some perfectly good Smarties. Those are fucking delicious.
How old ? When I first read this I had the feeling it was a 8 year old kid story.
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