• Sleep and Dreams megathread V4
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In my last nights dream I was leatherface but on a freeroam murder rampage in the suburbs, it was so awesome. [editline]24th January 2013[/editline] At one point I ended up in some guys garage cause I lost my chainsaw but I started making friendly conversation 45 seconds later he's bloody dead and I'm halfway down the block with new chainsaw.
Had a dream about trainwrecks, basically. There's this railway crossing about 1km from my house, and the dream took place around that area. I had powers of telekinesis and I was messing around with the trains, throwing them off tracks with a flick of my hand and watching the carnage. It was very entertaining. But then I noticed another locomotive approaching a derailed one in front of me. [img]http://horobox.reager.org/u/Orkel_1359119896.png[/img] It crashed into the derailed one, making it fall sideways and slide towards me on the ground. I couldn't dodge in time and had to jump on top of it. After some train-surfing, I jumped off at a safe spot and the train continued sliding around as if it had no physics whatsoever.
It makes me feel bad about my self that I can't recognise when I'm dreaming instinctively.
Second time dreaming of living the history from an anime (Mirai nikki). This time, it was a lucid dream. SO MUCH FUN!
[QUOTE=Shadow45;39343218]Second time dreaming of living the history from an anime (Mirai nikki). This time, it was a lucid dream. SO MUCH FUN![/QUOTE] I should try that
I started Paxol today, some report it causes very intense, sometimes lucid dreams. Will report back with results, and continue as time goes on.
So remember that sci-fi-type dream universe I have? I had another dream about it last night and shit got real. It went pretty quickly from swordfighting a giant golem to leading a war against the human government allied with two factions that were basically the SCP Foundation and Cthulhu's paramilitary outfit. When I woke up, it was set up in such a way that nothing good could possibly happen to anyone. Here's hoping I end up in the same place and not the aftermath, I'm curious as to how this is gonna resolve itself.
Okay so last night I didn't dream. In a week or so if my dreams change, I'll report back.
[QUOTE=AppleJackson;39353421]Okay so last night I didn't dream. In a week or so if my dreams change, I'll report back.[/QUOTE] You did dream, you just forgot them due to bad recall skills.
Okay I know but I wasn't thinking of it when I posted it.
I dreamed the job centre called me up and said there are no more job I could apply for, which is a big fear of mine because I need the job seeker's allowance. [editline]25th January 2013[/editline] Still the lamest nightmare I've heard.
MLKJ week better share my dream. I had a dream that I was part of a three-person team for this businessman who was planning some elaborate fake suicide off of a watchtower on someone else's property. The other guy for hire pulled out his cell phone in the dark and a guard saw him so we had to bail, vaulting over fences and through lit up gardens owned by wealthy men and women. Eventually I lost my cohorts and was being chased by one police officer. Fortunately I had more stamina and lost him once I was out of sight after ducking into someone's garage. Unfortunately a pissed off filthy man with a snubnose revolver came towards me from the shadows. I looked around trying to find a weapon. I ended up picking up a propane torch with no hose attached and help it under a smoke detector, threatening to set it off, saying that the police would get there super quick. I must have deduced that he was an idiot or something, but observing my dream from my own perspective I was mad at myself for not finding a better weapon. The man said he would just kill me instead but I quickly got a hold of his wrist and jammed the muzzle of his pistol into the smoke detector, firing off a shot and setting off the alarm. My friends Jonah Hill and Christopher Mintz-Plasse (Fogel) came awkwardly running into the garage and started freaking out, Christopher had a handgun and was yelling "WHAT DO I DO?". He shot my assailant through the scrotum on accident, and our sympathy pains were so great that at this point in my dream I switched roles and became the man, writhing on the ground and feeling the pain through my sleep. It was so painful @__@.
I dreamt last night that a police car was chasing a mafia guy riding a moose through the english countryside
I remember this nightmare I had many years ago, I was in this inside this giant wheel and it just would not stop spinning, might not sound so bad but it was terrifying.
can people read in their dreams? Last night I dreamt I was talking to someone on facebook but I could not read anything they or I had said
[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;39366224]can people read in their dreams? Last night I dreamt I was talking to someone on facebook but I could not read anything they or I had said[/QUOTE] Yes, but it tends to be random shit instead of coherent sentences.
Yah know what I don't understand? How can anyone know that you can only dream about faces you've seen?
I've always wanted to keep a little notepad next to my bed to record my dreams in when I wake up. My only trouble is I tend to wake up then go straight back to sleep, managing to forget all my dreams in the progress. I might give it a try tonight though. And see if anything worth posting comes up.
Last night I had a dream where I was going back and forth between earth and a satellite that had space stations orbiting it. I can't remember much until towards the end when I was about to wake up and the station I was on collided with the sphere of influence of another station named "Blastini". Physics flipped the fuck out and everything started falling towards earth. Myself and a few other people just fell straight down, away from everything. Fade to black, red, white, and then I was awake.
[QUOTE=eagleeye64000;39367861]Last night I had a dream where I was going back and forth between earth and a satellite that had space stations orbiting it. I can't remember much until towards the end when I was about to wake up and the station I was on collided with the sphere of influence of another station named "Blastini". Physics flipped the fuck out and everything started falling towards earth. Myself and a few other people just fell straight down, away from everything. Fade to black, red, white, and then I was awake.[/QUOTE] Your post made me remember last night's dream. I was travelling in space, exploring different planets, and that's pretty much it. There was some trippy part where I was going faster than light and relativity started messing around.
Alright, forgot my notepad but I do remember most of my dream. What I do remember started out on the side of a mountain. Some guys were being dicks to me and then one of them managed to fall off and break his back or something. Then we took him back up the mountain to a lodge on the top. For whatever reason, Gordon Ramsey was there, and I had to be in an episode of Hell's Kitchen and prepare breakfast for everyone. It didn't go well and he called me a donkey. And that's all I really recall.
I once had a dream that I was in a small warehouse in a city that looked suburban mixed with rural, and i was with my best friend and two other people, one of whom was in a devil costume (it was around halloween). the person in the devil costume acted like a complete jackass to me for some reason, but we kept him because he was basically a demolitions expert. We went outside with a pistol, some kind of melee weapon, and some various explosives provided by devil-man. It was really dark so my best friend held a flashlight, and it didnt help matters that it was raining. We were running to a watchtower on the far side of the city, fighting off all the grotesque creatures from The Suffering. Nightmarish dream right there.
Going to try to recognise a dream by wits alone. I'm doomed.
I don't know if this belongs here, but i just had my first extremely vivid nightmare. It was kind of Doom styled, with a strange film grain effect over everything, and the walls were shifting and changing. It had every once in a great while one of the walls with faces from Doom, and it would open it's eyes and watch me move around, and laugh at me. It was so vivid, but i barely recall anymore. All i know is that i woke up at approximately 1AM CT, on the verge of crying, and absolutely terrified. For a while i thought i had literally died and went to hell. My blood pressure must've peaked pretty high, because my mouth is bloody and my gums are still bleeding pretty heavily. That's all i can remember, but holy fucking shit was it terrifying. EDIT: I just remembered some more from it. I remember walking around, and it was as if i were inside MS-DOS it's self, and i was launching programs in it, and i remember launching the doom one, and it was fucking bad. I was in a maze, and it was absolutely pitch black, couldn't see anything, but there were imps, and demons in it. All i can remember at this point though, is that it was basically a collection of all of my worst fears, (don't know if i should spoiler tag) as if i had summoned my subconsciousness and [sp] asked it to show my worst fears. [/sp]
I have the weirdest dreams... For example, once I had a dream that I was playing a giant game of pinball for a prize, and when I learned that the prize was sushi, I didn't want it because I didn't like sushi. But just to be polite, I ate it and I melted or some shit
[QUOTE=zombini;39375339] (don't know if i should spoiler tag)[/QUOTE] probably not since nothing's being spoiled. Anyways, i had a dream that I was banned from facepunch and the internet and technology overall was slowly turning against me, starting with websites flashing the facepunch symbol and giving me a 404 error, then later in Natural selection 2 everyone turned white and red and turned against me, aliens and marines working together. eventually, on that same day Half life 2 episode 3 was released but my laptop would flash red and white, and 404 me when i tried to read information on it. When i bought it and tried to download it, it gave me an error telling me "You're banned!" My nightmares are getting weird.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;39373885]Going to try to recognise a dream by wits alone. I'm doomed.[/QUOTE] I failed.
[QUOTE=Minelayer;39378230]probably not since nothing's being spoiled. Anyways, i had a dream that I was banned from facepunch and the internet and technology overall was slowly turning against me, starting with websites flashing the facepunch symbol and giving me a 404 error, then later in Natural selection 2 everyone turned white and red and turned against me, aliens and marines working together. eventually, on that same day Half life 2 episode 3 was released but my laptop would flash red and white, and 404 me when i tried to read information on it. When i bought it and tried to download it, it gave me an error telling me "You're banned!" My nightmares are getting weird.[/QUOTE] It's something to do with preventing people from becoming curious and doing a bad, bad thing in their lucid dreams.
Last night I had a travel dream, visited various countries and so on. I remember a mountain in Italy with some tourist thingy on top Also a dream about my dead cat, it was a ghost yet I could pet it and everything, it was a happy dream.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;39366744]Yah know what I don't understand? How can anyone know that you can only dream about faces you've seen?[/QUOTE] i'm not a big thread visitor but basically what i understand it to be is that faces are far more complicated than their parts. ever seen the "flip a feature on someones face, but it looks normal" gag. You don't see someone's nose, you see their face, which happens to have a nose.
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