• Sleep and Dreams megathread V4
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Had a dream last night that I had a magnificent full beard. Woke up and my face is still relatively unhairy
I almost never remember dreams, sometimes I can remember 1/2 of it. However, some nights ago I had this dream that was.. amazing, when I thought of it I got a great feeling. Can't exactly remember why it was that great. So how can you remember dreams better/lucid dream(sounds amazing to do).
I had a dream where the world was ruled by a King and a Queen, and the King declared war on the Queen because the Queen did not tickle the King's penis or give the King a blowjob. Then 92% of the world was bombarded with nuclear bombs. Then the King's Elite troops (more skilled than the SEALS) found the Queen hiding in an abandoned warehouse and killed her. Then 10 years later the King established a dictatorship over a city full of the last humans on Earth. Then the King surgically removed all of our genitailia and forced all the girls and women to give him blowjobs or life. Then all humans died of famine and hunger. Then I woke up and found cum on my bed and pillow.
I can't remember the whole dream, but at the very end I was a soldier in afghanistan, and I was with a buddy, we went in a building and saw a woman in a red dress standing around. She had a kid who was playing outside and we kept shouting to the kid to come back inside because it's not safe out there. Then there was an explosion and there was dust everywhere. But before I could see if everyone was okay, my alarm clock woke me up.
Hum. Well, I had a sort of Lucid dream. I got up early this morning and had to piss, so I did, and then I went right back to sleep (PILD, wasn't that a method in the OP at some point?). So then I was having a really vivid dream in which the setting was for the most part normal; my house, neighborhood, etc.. Mostly I can only remember that there were just random shenanigans through most of the dream with my friends, at one point me and 2 other friends somehow ended up in my old neighborhood and I suddenly said "Wanna see my old house?" and I don't know what happened to the other friend at this point but they disappeared and me and the one friend went. I dont remember actually seeing my old house but there were snakes and we were in a pretty odd area, and we were trying to be careful of them. There were two, but they actually seemed dead. We were being cautious anyway. Then she crouched down for no reason and we left, and she explained to me then that she had seen someone creepy or something. Anyway, the lucid part comes after this, when I'm riding my bike down a street leading to my neighborhood, I suddenly kind of think about how all the stuff that's been happening has been quite odd, and I do a reality check (breathing through my nose when it's plugged) and I could breath. So I got super excited and really I didn't even almost lose it, for a second I felt sort of blurry a couple seconds after going lucid but then it went away and I was fine. So, I rode my bike straight through, like literally I phased through the fence leading into my neighborhood (because I knew I could) and then I rode up to some kids who were there, went past them and sort of did a thing as if I was going to blow one of them back with my hand. The kids pretty much disappeared after that and I don't know what I accomplished but I just wanted to do whatever I could while I was lucid. Then I got off my bike and tried to fly by jumping a few times, but that didn't work at all, sadly. I actually don't remember anything past that, so I suppose it wasn't long before I lost it and woke up. I DO remember waking up, actually, just not what I was doing. It felt sort of odd, everything blacked out and it was sort of hard to tell that it did, and I basically woke up telling myself I was still asleep, with my eyes closed, still doing whatever I was doing, denying that the dream had ended. Eventually I gave up and realized I was just sort of day dreaming at this point. So here's my question: Was I just dreaming about being lucid, or did I actually go lucid? I wasn't really all that CONSCIOUS, as in I never would have thought about anything from the outside world, but I was fully aware in the dream and it was VERY vivid, even more so before going lucid. It seems the couple times I've gone lucid have been machinations of the dream itself, and not actual lucidity. Though, I'm not really sure how to tell the difference. Does it even matter? WOULD I ever dream about going lucid, or is it all just me being lucid?
Had a strange dream last night, forgot to write it up though so I can't remember the vast majority of what happened. Basically I was in some jungle with other people, and we were being attacked by dinosaurs, and I remember one of the guys told me to run as he would act as bait. One of the dinosaurs came and gobbled him up while I was running away, I shouted "noooooooo", and woke up crying.
Alright, got my lazy ass out of bed this morning to write down the last dream I had. I was at a school, which was haunted. (The school had shown up in like 2 other dreams that I don't remember entirely, which seems a bit weird.) I was up late leaning next to a bus when I heard the principal and a student talking. Well, I somehow overheard them when they were like 20 meters away talking quietly. Then the next thing I remember is a pack of vicious dogs that smelled bad running around the streets at night. They ran into another pack of normal dogs, which got assimilated. Then they found some kids and presumably ate all of them except one. The kid met up with me, my family and some other kids that I had never seen before. We went into y kitchen, which had an ocean for some reason that seemed to make you smaller. All the kids ran into it while my parents stayed in the kitchen to buy us some time. I decided to hide next to a stack of pillows that was there, then I remember a Chihuahua being on top of the pillows and a trail of bubbles leading to me then I woke up.
So this happened last night. At some point in my dream I was going through my high school. As I was walking down the hall I thought to myself "I've had so many dreams in the high school, it is odd that I'm really here for once". After saying that I do a reality check and it passes, the dream continues as normal. The few times I actually do reality checks in my dreams they always seem to pass.
I love that dreams can make you feel things you haven't actually felt. Have you guys ever had like a legit apocalypse dream? Like I had a dream that North Korea launched a rocket at the moon and it exploded. So I just sat outside on a bench staring at the fragmented moon, watching pieces drift towards earth. I had this weird feeling of like...dread. Dread, vague horror, and a resigned sadness. That's a combination I've never felt. Granted, they were probably amplified because it was a dream, but it's weird that you can do that.
I'm pretty sure I had a case of unwanted sleep paralysis the other day. I had been woken up after a few hours of sleep, and was trying to go back to sleep for another hour or so. I remember feeling the "weirdness" of falling asleep, but my brain didn't turn off. Next thing I know, my body felt very warm and numb, and it sounded like someone was whispering into both my ears at really close range. I figured that this might be sleep paralysis, so I managed to jolt myself awake, afraid that I might see something that would make me shit myself. I can't even lucid dream, so I'm rather surprised this happened. It is very much unwanted though. Shit's creepy as hell.
Woke up laughing three times last night. I remember two of them. First one, some guy told me that "Ahn~" sounds the same as "Ihaa~" which is Finnish onomatopoeia for the sound of an ass (the animal) and I laughed and woke up Second one, I was fucking some girl when someone opened my house's door. I asked "who came in?" and my friend said "I did, but it seems so did you" and I laughed hard and woke up again.
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