Um, squeal like a pussy and call 911
My reaction to any spider bigger than crumb.
[B][I][U]Shotgun shotgun shotgun[/U][/I][/B]
Thank God I don't live in a place with huge fucking insects. Biggest I've seen was a wasp, Huge but one of a kind.
You'd be better off looking out for that centipede crawling on the backboard of your bed. Centipedes are jerks.
Nuke if from orbit.
[QUOTE=TAU!;36025071]You'd be better off looking out for that centipede crawling on the backboard of your bed. Centipedes are jerks.[/QUOTE]
I don't have a backboard. :winner:
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;36023922]it's bigger than a dollar, it's like, a little smaller than a tarantula[/QUOTE]
Does it look somewhat like this?
[IMG]http://www.fazed.org/content/clock_spider/clockspider2.jpg[/IMG]
Burn your house down.
Pick it up and keep it as a pet.
You sissy
You could make friends with it?
Y'know, give it a drink, stuff like that.
DROWN IT WITH FIRE
wait
Burn it with deodorant flame-thrower, I always use this method to kill insects in indoor/outdoor
use tupperware fool!
Vacuum cleaner.
I never understood arachnophobia, it's as simple as scooping it into a cup and then outside.
Does it possess [URL="http://puu.sh/vJF4"]these bulbs[/URL] at the front, near the chelicerae (Jaws)? If so, it's a male and nothing to be alarmed about. Even in species known for being dangerous, it's only the larger females that pose a threat.
[QUOTE=Sergeant Stacker;36025280]Does it look somewhat like this?
[IMG]http://www.fazed.org/content/clock_spider/clockspider2.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I'm usually not afraid of spiders, but, if that was behind me and I decided to look at it, I'd trip over and scream like fuck.
burn down your house
it's the only way
oh shit son it's a tiny delicate little arachnid which probably keeps your house from fucking annoying flies laying maggots in your food and buzzing in your ear
shit that fucker's probably doing his own thing and keeping your house clean of airbourne insects and is probably RIGHT NOW devouring one of them
if I ever saw a spider on my wall I'd shit myself I mean I can't defend myself from something so small or something that can die if so much as a penny is dropped on it
evacuate the damn house
ITT lets all call people with an extremely common phobia pussies
[QUOTE=Death_God;36026615]ITT lets all call people with an extremely common phobia pussies[/QUOTE]
man up
it's still not dead, by the way. I just left it overnight, i went in this morning and it was gone. IT COULD BE ANYWHERE GOOD GOD. Never using that bathroom again
This thread is so much win, well i hope you don't end up like Frodo in the Lord of the Rings..
Use one of these
[IMG]http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/+_dac6a9d3062e72f72179c3b46cd288f8.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=DesolateGrun;36027653]man up[/QUOTE]
You can't "man up" from a phobia.
You would be a great therapist.
I had night terrors for ten years and let me tell you that nothing is more terrifying than the most lifelike abomination trying to fucking massacre you every other night, until one night I 'manned up' and punched that fucker in the face. Even though my spine felt the warm feeling of terror drip down it as the fucker dropped, I looked at my handiwork, smiled, and suddenly woke up. Never had night terrors since.
If it scares the shit out of you, punch that fucker. Only you can overcome your fear.
Make it crawl into a piece of toilet paper, wrap it up, put it in the toilet and shit on it
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;36031193]it's still not dead, by the way. I just left it overnight, i went in this morning and it was gone. IT COULD BE ANYWHERE GOOD GOD. Never using that bathroom again[/QUOTE]
Perhaps if you put a female spider in there, it'll attract the male! Just make sure you catch them before the mating process or else you'll be crapping in your backyard.
Hey, guys I came up with a sp[ider pick up line
approach females, ask; Are you afraid of spiders?
one or more says yes
gert up real close, say in your slyest voice; I killed a spider this morning.
I kill spiders all the time.
Works every time.
be careful if it bites you can die pretty quick from poison.
I mean, there's only one thing you really can do at this point.
Move out of the house. :/ Sorry buddy.
Punch it in the face and bang it's wife. It has no right to be in your hood like that. Show that mafucka whats up.
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