I love spiders. They're a useful part in the ecosystem.
[QUOTE=Recurracy;36037458]I love spiders. They're a useful part in the ecosystem.[/QUOTE]
That may be so but when they're in your house, it's fucking war man.
[QUOTE=Garik;36025796]I'm usually not afraid of spiders, but, if that was behind me and I decided to look at it, I'd trip over and scream like fuck.[/QUOTE]
If I ever saw a huntsman spider in my house, I'd probably burn my house down.
[QUOTE=Haywood;36037494]If I ever saw a huntsman spider in my house, I'd probably burn my house down.[/QUOTE]
Welcome to Australia
Bug spray only pisses them off
Phone books stun them
Become spiderbros with it. I always have a spiderbro in my room over the summer. Doesn't want much, cute as fuck and keeps mosquitos away.
Spider? Well at least it wasn't something like this:
[IMG]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2009/6/7/1244400338947/Daddy-Long-Legs-Crane-Fly-001.jpg[/IMG]
One early morning in the bathroom I hear a buzzing coming from somewhere behind me, but didn't take much notice of it until this fucker flew right up to my dick. Would rather have almost any spider than that fucking thing any day, I don't care if the fly is harmless, it looks scary as fuck.
[QUOTE=WheelyBins;36037753]Spider? Well at least it wasn't something like this:
[IMG]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2009/6/7/1244400338947/Daddy-Long-Legs-Crane-Fly-001.jpg[/IMG]
One early morning in the bathroom I hear a buzzing coming from somewhere behind me, but didn't take much notice of it until this fucker flew right up to my dick. Would rather have almost any spider than that fucking thing any day, I don't care if the fly is harmless, it looks scary as fuck.[/QUOTE]
Great. Just great. Now that i've seen that, I don't think I'm going into the bathroom for quite a while..
[QUOTE=Kegan;36037491]That may be so but when they're in your house, it's fucking war man.[/QUOTE]
A war between spiders and goddamn mosquitos, that is. I don't mind spiders. Why does everyone hate 'em? I think they're pretty cute with all those eyes. At least they have a clear view of the world, I guess. :v:
I'm so happy I don't live in a country with spiders.
If I did and happened to encounter one in my house this is what I'd do:
1. Loading the magazine for my GBB airsoft pistol.
2. Equipping my goggles.
3. Filling that bastard with holes.
[QUOTE=WheelyBins;36037753]Spider? Well at least it wasn't something like this:
[IMG]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2009/6/7/1244400338947/Daddy-Long-Legs-Crane-Fly-001.jpg[/IMG]
One early morning in the bathroom I hear a buzzing coming from somewhere behind me, but didn't take much notice of it until this fucker flew right up to my dick. Would rather have almost any spider than that fucking thing any day, I don't care if the fly is harmless, it looks scary as fuck.[/QUOTE]
What?
Those things hang out in my bathroom all the time.
Make it do this
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4odlo0Afjs[/media]
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;36031193]it's still not dead, by the way. I just left it overnight, i went in this morning and it was gone. IT COULD BE ANYWHERE GOOD GOD. Never using that bathroom again[/QUOTE]
try to ignore the squirming object slowly making it's way up your rectum
[QUOTE=WheelyBins;36037753]Spider? Well at least it wasn't something like this:
[IMG]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2009/6/7/1244400338947/Daddy-Long-Legs-Crane-Fly-001.jpg[/IMG]
One early morning in the bathroom I hear a buzzing coming from somewhere behind me, but didn't take much notice of it until this fucker flew right up to my dick. Would rather have almost any spider than that fucking thing any day, I don't care if the fly is harmless, it looks scary as fuck.[/QUOTE]
Those things always just stand still in one place. I hate them.
lol you guys are fucking babies, we have to deal with these.
[IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-atdZToVjouY/T1Djcu0zn4I/AAAAAAAAAbo/7mRfhg_zsCs/s1600/camel+cricket.jpg[/IMG]
they jump around and shit
[QUOTE=lotusking;36038915]lol you guys are fucking babies, we have to deal with these.
[IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-atdZToVjouY/T1Djcu0zn4I/AAAAAAAAAbo/7mRfhg_zsCs/s1600/camel+cricket.jpg[/IMG]
they jump around and shit[/QUOTE]
[thumb]http://www.insectimages.org/images/768x512/5385884.jpg[/thumb]
We got THESE nasty things here
[QUOTE=Kegan;36039132][thumb]http://www.insectimages.org/images/768x512/5385884.jpg[/thumb]
We got THESE nasty things here[/QUOTE]
D'awww
[QUOTE=HyperTails;36039145]D'awww[/QUOTE]
D'aw nothing, I've seen those things chew through leather. Earth babies man, they suck ass.
That looks like something that would be good food if you manage to kill it.
i've been using the downstairs bathroom, haven't had shower in two days.
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;36039582]i've been using the downstairs bathroom, haven't had shower in two days.[/QUOTE]
Get up there and go deal with that spider. It's only going to sense your weakness and come hunting for you.
[IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LbccUVbSRd8/S0eli1ZKrII/AAAAAAAAFeY/Xtc0Y3s_hIU/s400/Spider+on+TP.jpg[/IMG]
Or wait for you in that bathroom.
I don't think I can live in my house knowing there is something like a spider in my bathroom. If I were to see it, I would kill it right away. Think about it: If you lose sight of it and it hides somewhere, IT WILL HAVE TIME TO PLAN AND KILL YOU.
Why do spiders even exist...
This is why I always look up to the ceiling and under the toilet and toilet seats before pissing or taking a shit.
ALWAYS.
Spiders arent all bad
I had one of these things repell down on to my hood (from god knows where) while I was stopped at a red light on the way home the other day and it managed to hold on all the way back to my house :v:
[img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1kj6xT08U1r6adin.jpg[/img]
Awesome little guy is probably clearing my garage of crane flies as we speak
[img]http://www.tarantulas.ru/photo/Theraphosa_blondi_3_foto.jpg[/img]
I win this game of arthropodal one-upmanship.
(I don't own this spider, just to clarify)
[QUOTE=Xhidelex;36039931]Why do spiders even exist...[/QUOTE]
To eat bees and flies.
[editline]21st May 2012[/editline]
And scare the shit out of humans.
Okay, c'mon guys. I know you have spiders, weird mosquito shit things, fucked up crickets, and bitch-faced ants.
BUT WE GOT THESE THINGS IN THE WALLS OF MY HOUSE.
[IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_yi8ZyUiNe9M/S9paYfMrMaI/AAAAAAAAABg/_nKXbmANI0Y/s1600/black-bear%5B1%5D.jpg[/IMG]
Why did I even open this thread. :suicide:
[QUOTE=dass;36039947]This is why I always look up to the ceiling and under the toilet and toilet seats before pissing or taking a shit.
ALWAYS.[/QUOTE]
holy shit i thought i was the only one
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