[QUOTE=claythepro;22555719]They sometimes do small voluntary work like jury duty.[/QUOTE]
What kind of imbecile puts a mentally handicapped person on jury duty?
[QUOTE=Jallen;22557537]What kind of imbecile puts a mentally handicapped person on jury duty?[/QUOTE]
ahem, :patriot:
They get into politics
NorthernFall you have found the answer.
[QUOTE=NorthernFall;22558226]They get into politics[/QUOTE]
and join the republican party
[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RbVaPK3Skmo/SScJVk4KAhI/AAAAAAAAAM0/4IU-wCtNHT8/s400/forrest_gump.jpg[/img]
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If only all mentally handicapped would be that awesome.
they join the "Badage boys"
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If only all mentally handicapped would be that awesome.[/QUOTE]
No that would be bad, because the mentally handicapped would control everything.
They make comics about toast and put them on Facepunch
[QUOTE=Brage Nyman;22555550]They die before their parents and then they say how special the handicapped was on his funeral.[/QUOTE]
Well, they usually are... [i]special[/i].
they work for Burger King
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMSaJ1KkqQI[/media]
Or they become Police officers
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yioJQFrqMXM&feature=related[/media]
[QUOTE=MisterMooth;22559141]and join the republican party[/QUOTE]
LOL it's funy becuz republicans r stupid xD
They will soon take over the world... As the prophecy says, the redeemer will give global power to the mentally handicapped. People think this will happen some around 2012 or something.
They live fairly sad lives but how could you live any other kind of life when you can't perform properly.
They get put in a chamber where they are to be tested in a deathmatch
There are also organizations that essentially hold the occupational eight ball for them. I've heard that they consist of social workers who seek out simple task jobs for the mentally disabled such as sorting newspapers, filing cabinets, labeling bottles etc.
They're sent to an island for testing and experimentation. If they survive they come become walmart door greeters.
They all get taken to Auschwitz by train. You might know what happens from there.
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If you don't know what happens...
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSHTxpyNXZM[/media]
They turn into weathermen as stated earlier and talk about wet baseball fields.
My sister is mentally handicapped, she is 21 and goes to a day program. Its really quite sad the way they get treated, this one mom was trying to get some extra money for looking after her son 24/7 for over 40 years, she went to court and the judge told her that her son had to leave because he was making to much noise. He has no father or anyone to look after him. She just left the court room with him.
Also the fact that they can be raped and abused and no one would ever know. Its kind of scary.
It really depends on their capabilities. If they are useful, the state may set them up with a job, if not, they go into an asylum.
They make instructional videos on youtube teaching you how to "bakujutusitsu" with a sword.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhrAB8WMsx0[/media]
They become replacements for Oprah.
[QUOTE=Shadowrain2;22574554]They become replacements for Oprah.[/QUOTE]
They become guests on Oprah silly! :eng101:
[QUOTE=JWJ;22557022]We're all going to hell. :frown:[/QUOTE]
I'm already there, bring a towel and some sunnies. Also, can you tell everyone the Mormons were right.
[QUOTE=Whomobile;22574598]They become guests on Oprah silly! :eng101:[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=952874[/url]
Replacements.
[QUOTE=GranaMan;22556721]I'm quite disappointed that you people don't know this already.
Well then let me tell you how it works for mentally handicapped when they are old and have finished school :eng101:
Alright when the Mentally handicapped reach the age of 28 the parents will be sent a letter which informs them about that their mentally handicapped sons and daughters are ready to get sent to the facility.
What? What facility? You may ask. Well this facility is a underground research facility in Norway. Its not secret facility, since everyone is allowed to know this.
Here is the location of the underground facility:
[IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/2u9r7kn.jpg[/IMG]
Now you may wonder what do they research there and how are they able to send all the mentally handicapped people over the world to this place? And how is it able to house all those people?
How they are able to send all the people tho this facility is easy, a helicopter picks them up and drops them off at the nearest dock were they will be sent with a cruise ship to the harbor in Norway and later on sent to the facility. The facility is huge, like really huge. The only thing you can see on the surface is two handicapped guards who guard the entrance to the underground facility. The underground facility goes 3 km under the earth and is 6 km wide at all directions. So its huge... Here is the picture of the two elder guards who is guarding the entrance:
[IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/1zt2cp.jpg[/IMG]
And what they research there is for military advancements. This is not for the country of Norway or anything like that. The truth is that this underground facility is like a private country for the mentally handicapped where they research how they will take over the world. And the test subjects are ordinary healthy people from Norway who trespasses the facility's boarders. The state of Norway haven't had any evidences of this going on that Norwegian citizens are being kidnapped by these mentally handicapped people. But the local villages nearby are almost empty of woman and the villagers there claim that the mentally handicapped on the underground research facility use them for breeding a Army for the global invasion they are planning.
Their advancements in military research hasn't gone well, since the people they kidnap tend to tell them stories and play with them instead of research. And the plan were they are to breed an army of mentally handicapped people and take over the world also doesn't go well since they haven't been teach or don't remember how to have sex. So the woman who are abducted by the mentally handicapped people tend to go to the kitchen and make them sandwiches the rest of their lives.
We don't know much of what happens down there because none has really escaped from there. Only one woman was able to escape from there, since she was able to trick all the handicapped people to play "hide & seek" and when they were hiding she ran of, and told the world what happened down there. Of course there wasn't any big reaction from the world governments since they don't take this as a big threat. Rumors say that they are trying to develop nuclear weapons, since they were able to kidnap a guy who knows how to make nukes.
But yeah we know little about what happens down there but we will find out more in the future. Maybe they will be able to find out how to breed and create a full scale army for an global invasion. And they will take over the world... who knows?
Here is a video of a mentally handicapped man who had a successful kidnapping where he kidnapped two woman. Here is his reaction:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeXVqD_ZhnE[/media]
Here is a video of them kidnapping a woman... rumors says that their leader is a ordinary man with no handicap. They talk Norwegian in the video.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zvy6kKyfTk[/media][/QUOTE]
The Norwegians already lay siege to the facility with their Viking military.
[QUOTE=MR-X;22567161]They're sent to an island for testing and experimentation. If they survive they come become walmart door greeters.[/QUOTE]
Yes, no one illustrates the ideal of customer friendliness quite as well as a person with Down Syndrome.
[QUOTE=mastermaul;22574732]The Norwegians already lay siege to the facility with their Viking military.[/QUOTE]
Yes, yes that is true. But we haven't had any luck with the siege. Because the gate at the surface that leads down to the facility is made of Dracolium. And that is a hard peace of shit to penetrate. We need laser technology and that is why we have called the Americans with their new laser technology to penetrate this barrier for us and we will raid the facility and take back our bellowed woman.
I know one retarded person who after graduation has worked in the high school cafeteria. He's nice.
[QUOTE=MisterMooth;22556784]They become weathermen and early warning systems.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPHdk6WgbUg[/media][/QUOTE]
No that's just your average Californian.
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