• Deppressed Cousin what to do?
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Have sex with her, it's not rape if she enjoys it.
You guys are dicks, theres jokes and then theres being arrogant and just going till its no longer funny.
[QUOTE=Gnome Genome;19416439]I want her mental health to get BETTER.[/QUOTE] Do it. She might smile.
Show her some pictures of the Holocaust. :smug:
Make her listen to a song called Hoppippola by Sigur Ros, it's not in english but it's a huge pick-me-up. EDIT: i forgot you probably mayeb have not bought it yet so heres a youtube link. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG-lQ-BQdrs[/url]
[QUOTE=SecretGamer360;19416388]Eat the chicken in front of her[/QUOTE] rofl this might actually work Just go into her room and stand in front of her and start gnawing at a drumbone, with the rest of the chicken in your other hand maintain eye contact if she asks what you're doing, don't say anything and just start eating it more slowly and deliberately I dunno about the rest of you but I am very amused when I picture this scenario in my head. Maybe she will be too
Or you can just yell at her face, tell her to get a fucking move on, and man (or woman, technically) up.
First you could send me that chicken instead, not worth going to waste.
Well, teach her the art of :suicide: Kidding, but really, tell her how sellfish she is. She is acting like a bitch about it,
Tell her to fucking grow up, If she thinks this is bad wait for her to fail school have no grades and fail at everything. Also BONHER
[QUOTE=Fables;19416252]Take her to the tunnel of love; It's cousins only night.[/QUOTE] Only in america.
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Just hop in the bed with her. Nothing sexual. Just cuddle... Maybe kisses...
Get in your bed, then slowly remove your clothing. If she asks what you're doing reply "I sleep naked" if she doesn't ask well, :smug:
[QUOTE=Gnome Genome;19416353]It's been almost 12 fucking hours. [b]I already tried talking to her sensibly. I.E. Me:You should eat something, you know, get your strength back. Her:I don't feel anything, I don't have any interest in anything. Me:... And any other variation thereof.[/b][/QUOTE] Then stop being soft, force it on her, use a strong voice, then maybe she'll realize what a dumbass she's been.
[QUOTE=adadadsd;19416844]Then stop being soft, force it on her, use a strong voice, then maybe she'll realsize what a dumbass she's been.[/QUOTE] Realsize? What? What is realsize?
Fuck her in the ass, she will think twice about getting depressed next time. v:smug:v
[QUOTE=AustinM;19416925]Fuck her in the ass, she will think twice about getting depressed next time. :smug:[/QUOTE] If she's not a virgin, and loves it then?
[QUOTE=vizard38;19416954]If she's not a virgin, and loves it then?[/QUOTE] v:smug:v . | |
[QUOTE=vizard38;19416902]Realsize? What? What is realsize?[/QUOTE] ssssshhhhhhh........ no one needs to know...
Violently rape her
[QUOTE=Oecleus;19417059]Violently rape her[/QUOTE] back in time, you are late!
I will head over to my room as soon as I finish this outline. Will post results.
[quote=gnome genome;19417131]i will head over to my room as soon as i finish this outline. Will post results.[/quote] weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!
Dont be such a fucking pussy and talk to her even if she says " Oh i dont want to talk to you i feel like i was raped waaaaaa"
[QUOTE=Bassmonger;19416224]I know what I would do. :smug:[/QUOTE] We all know what you would do, Kiss her on new years and then sleep in the same bed that night.
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