• Media is having a Harry Potter VS Twilight face off..
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I would PLOW Emma Watson. with my penis.
I like her better [img]http://kristenstewartworld.com/pictures-3/kristen-stewart-pictures-6.jpg[/img]
people will die
Twilight is a way better movie, it's my favorite movie.It has it all! Romance! Action! Plot! Great acting! Great story. Does Hp even has a story? Dont think so.
guy's you should link the twilighters to the oify.
The why twilight is better page is a great hitlist, I must thank msn.
[QUOTE=Mumblecrust;16701215]I like her better [img]http://kristenstewartworld.com/pictures-3/kristen-stewart-pictures-6.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Did she get a nose job? It's like, thin at the bridge, then at the tip it's like a bell pepper.
[QUOTE=Probydoby;16702361]Twilight is a way better movie, it's my favorite movie.It has it all! Romance! Action! Plot! Great acting! Great story. Does Hp even has a story? Dont think so.[/QUOTE] Um.. action...plot...acting! I think you got the two mixed up. HP got better acting,plot and fucking action more then that piece of shit Twilight called a book. I use Twilight to whipe my ass after i take a shit.
[QUOTE=The Rifleman;16704476]Um.. action...plot...acting! I think you got the two mixed up. HP got better acting,plot and fucking action more then that piece of shit Twilight called a book. I use Twilight to whipe my ass after i take a shit.[/QUOTE] :downsbravo: Good job. By the way, you need to get your sarcasm detector into the shop.
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;16692859][img]http://images.newcelebritypics.com/img/celebs/images/e/emma_watson_-1622.jpg[/img] :colbert:[/QUOTE] Great body, but I don't like her face. I'd hit it anyway. also lol photoshop
[QUOTE=noahh;16692902]Does Twilight actually make people retarded?[/QUOTE] Probable ninja, but [tab]yes[/tab]
[QUOTE=Dclone2;16693737]Except she's always making this face in Twilight: [img]http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/kristen-stewart/kristen-stewart-20081105-469197.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://i707.photobucket.com/albums/ww80/beefree94/datassglasses.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=DONUT KING;16704808][img]http://i707.photobucket.com/albums/ww80/beefree94/datassglasses.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] :ughh:
[QUOTE=Mumblecrust;16701215]I like her better [img]http://kristenstewartworld.com/pictures-3/kristen-stewart-pictures-6.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] She looks dead.
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;16692859][img]http://images.newcelebritypics.com/img/celebs/images/e/emma_watson_-1622.jpg[/img] :colbert:[/QUOTE] I'd tap that ass so hard that she'd be vomiting spunk for a month.
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;16692859][img]http://images.newcelebritypics.com/img/celebs/images/e/emma_watson_-1622.jpg[/img] :colbert:[/QUOTE] I would take that out to dinner at a fancy (but not terribly overpriced) Italian/Greek restaurant and get to know it.
[QUOTE=mugofdoom;16705084]She looks dead.[/QUOTE] man chiiiiiin
[QUOTE=FoodStuffs;16705488]man chiiiiiin[/QUOTE] That too.
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;16692859][img_thumb]http://images.newcelebritypics.com/img/celebs/images/e/emma_watson_-1622.jpg[/img_thumb] :colbert:[/QUOTE] Oh god, I'd take her to dinner, order a nice small salad (after I pigged out on some pizza so I would not go hungry), talk about her job, and help her with any problems in her friendships. Then, I'd pay the bill, drive her home, and kiss her at the doorway, then watch as she walks inside her house as I make it to my car. Finally, I get home, go into the shower, and masturbate until my skin burns off. /oify copypaste Really now, I cannot see why twitwat is better that Harry Potter...
Here's my response to them. [quote="I"]Okay, I may not be a girl, but let me tell you this. Edward is a freak. He is a stalker and he only even began liking Bella for her looks. He watched her sleep and has near-unresistable urges to harm you. This is the creepiest goddamn relationship ever.[/quote]
[QUOTE=dudder;16696615]You will not be able to unsee. [img]http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/9179/richarddawkinsemmawatso.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Made this for you: [img]http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/9779/emmadawkins.gif[/img] Halfway! [img]http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/3673/halfway.jpg[/img]
This sounds really stupid...
I prefer Evanna Lynch more than Emma, personally. [editline]09:56PM[/editline] [img]http://i29.tinypic.com/2l89myq.jpg[/img]
i'd go lesbian for luna :3
[QUOTE=DemonDog;16706448]I prefer Evanna Lynch more than Emma, personally. [editline]09:56PM[/editline] [img]http://i29.tinypic.com/2l89myq.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Fuck yes, I love Luna.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;16706589]i'd go lesbian for luna :3[/QUOTE] If I were gay, I'd go straight for someone going lesbian for luna.:q:
[QUOTE=NoShogun;16696421]WHAT???? A list of the worst and stupidest reasons: Reason Twilight is better: Twilight is just soo addicting. i read the whole series in like a week, Harry potter on the other hand,is not.[b] i cant even finish the books, im too dumb![/b] Reason Twilight is better: twilght is a tweenage phenomina and HP has had more readers... learn to spell. Reason Twilight is better: Because face it baseball is much more popular then quiditch, because peoplecan actually play baseball. Reason Twilight is better: Because Emmet is like the perfect older brother, [b]the kind you want to kill at times.[/b] Reason Twilight is better: Twilight is so much better because it's real, at least it could be real... [b]That's why its better to my pathetically weak brain![/b] But wow! My spelling, grammar and punctuation just improved dramatically, so maybe I'm now ready to appreciate some Harry Potter books![/QUOTE] ITT: people don't understand satire
[QUOTE=DemonDog;16706448]I prefer Evanna Lynch more than Emma, personally. [editline]09:56PM[/editline] [img]http://i29.tinypic.com/2l89myq.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] She is sexy, also the best actor in the entire movie. :buddy:
[QUOTE=lmaoboat;16706654]If I were gay, I'd go straight for someone going lesbian for luna.:q:[/QUOTE] oh you :3
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;16706709]oh you :3[/QUOTE] Do you come with the car?
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