• Media is having a Harry Potter VS Twilight face off..
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[QUOTE=redwinterwol;16706858]Do you come with the car?[/QUOTE] a beamer :smug:
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They should make a HP/Twilight crossover where Hermione and Bella or whatever end up having sex.
[QUOTE=DeadorK;16709633]They should make a HP/Twilight crossover where Hermione and Bella or whatever end up having sex.[/QUOTE] No. Luna/Bella/Hermione/Ginny fourway. :smug:
omfg n e 1 who tinks that hp is better is teh dumass! twilight is the best cuz steph mayer don't use big words like jk do (i can't undurstand her!!!1 wtf?!!!?!11). bella is teh best girl hero evar--she keeps herself 4 her husband n isnt fat like harry. she's sooooooOOoooo prettty!!! also cant get story in hp--so boryng cuz theres no hawt guys or kissng. n edward n jacob together wud be so hawt. wanna c it in teh new movie!
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;16692861]The only reason, no! the [i]sole[/i] reason is because the sparkly vampire in Twitfuck is also Cedric in Harry Potter.. thats why..[/QUOTE] I fucking hate Cedric being my name now. I'm at this variety concert for my school, and during the rehearsals at the theatre, everyone called me fucking Diggory.
Kristen Stewart is actually pretty cute, I would definately take her over Emma Watson.
[QUOTE=DeadorK;16709633]They should make a HP/Twilight crossover where Hermione and Bella or whatever end up having sex.[/QUOTE] I think would be cool if it was Emma and I having sexual intercourse.
I read all the Harry Potter books. And I must say, it is better than Twilight. Without a doubt. Also, woot dumb glitch.
[QUOTE=Mister Cool;16710703]Kristen Stewart is actually pretty cute, I would definately take her over Emma Watson.[/QUOTE] i agree but mamamaMAAAAAAAAAN CHIIIIIINNNNNNN
Oh shit I nearly forgot that the sparkly "vampire" got owned in the ending of the fourth HP.
[quote=Some Twitard]Twilight is so much better because it's real, at least it could be real. Harry Potter is just about some teenage kids who desperately need to grow up. Also there is no love in HP, Twilight is like the modern romeo & juliet, because if anyone has read romeo & juliet you would see how similar the mindless obsession is. That's why its better to my pathetically weak brain! But wow! My spelling, grammar and punctuation just improved dramatically, so maybe I'm now ready to appreciate some Harry Potter books![/quote] [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-geno.gif[/img] [editline]07:44AM[/editline] [quote=Twitard]Twilight is sooo much better than Harry Potter, in Twilight there's werewolves, vampires, romance and action just like harry potter. And when you read the twilight series its a series you can put down, you know, cause it's boring. The HP books would keep you up, too exciting. That's why Twilight is waaay better than Harry Potter.[/quote] Wait what? Whos side is she on?
Did dudes actually watch the whole twilight (without being homo)?
[QUOTE=Probydoby;16702361]Twilight is a way better movie, it's my favorite movie.It has it all! Romance! Action! Plot! Great acting! Great story. Does Hp even has a story? Dont think so.[/QUOTE] what the fuck is wrong with you, I would kill so many people to not see that movie and even if i did first this :barf: then this :suicide: Plus HP has a story line you just never have watched a movie or read a book about it
[QUOTE=Rankzerox;16711277]Did dudes actually watch the whole twilight (without being homo)?[/QUOTE] No I realized how bad the books were when I read the first page of the twitard sitting next to me. I read the first page (fast as I may add [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/smile.gif[/img]) and saw ways in which I could rewrite the page better.
[QUOTE=Agoat;16693774]I like the Harry Potter movies because there's always something going on. Watch the backgrounds, there's always magic shit happening.[/QUOTE] Yes, twilight is just gay, especially with the vampire sparkling....
[QUOTE=tasty-man;16711297]No I realized how bad the books were when I read the first page of the twitard sitting next to me. I read the first page (fast as I may add [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/smile.gif[/img]) and saw ways in which I could rewrite the page better.[/QUOTE] He burst into flames, the end.
[QUOTE=Shibbey;16713442]He burst into flames, the end.[/QUOTE] Needs more agony
[QUOTE=Sir M;16713566]Needs more agony[/QUOTE] omg twiglight is sooo gud ur proper dum [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_ratings.php?postid=16713824&rating=7[/img]
[QUOTE=Aries;16710454]I fucking hate Cedric being my name now. I'm at this variety concert for my school, and during the rehearsals at the theatre, everyone called me fucking Diggory.[/QUOTE] Tell them after you died you were resurrected as a vampire.
[QUOTE=acds;16697150][B]Villain[/B] HP: Voldemort kills and spreads chaos just because he wants to, and he actually looks like a villain. Not to mention he'd definately win in a fight. Sure Voldemort may not be the best villain around, but remember who we are comapring him to. Twillight: Furfag Jacob is just another hot guy put in to please the fangirls, and he's not even a real villain. Result: This one definately goes to HP.[/QUOTE] I agree with you about Twilight sucking, but I disagree about this point. Books don't need "real" villains. I always thought that this was one of HP's weak points; Voldemort isn't a three dimensional character, he's just a boogieman. Loads of awesome books have no villain, or at least no obvious villain. The best books just have characters with conflicting motives and personalities. Take Watchmen, for example; [sp]sure, Veidt blows up New York, but he is doing it to stop nuclear war destroying the whole world.[/sp].
The last HP sucked some serious balls. Twilight... They sparkle, it's impossible to suck more... I enjoyed HP series... 3 years ago... Now it's just plain boring. I can't understand how someone can watch Twilight and actually like it There is a lot of shitty cute/love movies better than this piece of bull crap
[QUOTE=TH89;16693639][img]http://images.askmen.com/galleries/men/stephen-king/pictures/stephen-king-picture-1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] THE stephen king said that? Holy fuck.
You're late bro, there was a thread with info of interview
[quote]14 Username: Mandaa_X Fave Twilight character: Reason Twilight is better: Twilight is just soo addicting. i read the whole series in like a week, Harry potter on the other hand,is not. i cant even finish the books, im too dumb![/quote] That makes sense.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;16696665]Twilight promotes pedophiles. The books basically are about a 200 year old stalking an [b]UNDERAGED[/b] teenager and then has sex with her.[/QUOTE] Harry Potter is about a 150 year old guy repeatedly telling an unaderaged teen to remove his wand
[QUOTE=Echidna666;16714811]Harry Potter is about a 150 year old guy repeatedly telling an unaderaged teen to remove his wand[/QUOTE] But at least the 150 year old guy is awesome.
[QUOTE=Rankzerox;16711277]Did dudes actually watch the whole twilight (without being homo)?[/QUOTE] I don't even think 'homo's' would watch twilight. It's just [i]that bad[/i].
[QUOTE=DemonDog;16709793]No. Luna/Bella/Hermione/Ginny fourway.[/QUOTE] This
[QUOTE=NickFury6;16714853]I don't even think 'homo's' would watch twilight. It's just [i]that bad[/i].[/QUOTE] Uh, lots of guys watched it. here's a protip: NORMAL women like this movie. I'm saying the same girl you spent all night alternating between playing guitar hero with and making sweet love too probably likes the movie. And, unless you want to be the asshole, you have to go see it with them. However, if her reaction to the movie is above "I thought it was cute" and you never speak of it again, break up with her immediately.
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