[QUOTE=Cypher_09;29297425]My mum is.[/QUOTE]
sweet. how old are you
[QUOTE=worm00111;29297515]sweet. how old are you[/QUOTE]
I'm 18.
Yeah it's really cool, she wears awesome clothing sometimes (flower dresses) and she's really interested in the occult, like witchcraft. We're going to a witch place next weekend. It's definitely passed on to me :v:
:350:
I'm playing with a fucking kid on l4d2. he mic spams like fuck (ive already told him to shut up)
and he tried to kick this guy and i said why kick him and he said he's annoying i said why he said "i dunno just random"
:argh:
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;29297535]I'm 18.
a witch place[/QUOTE]
I'm 20.
Salem, Mass?
[QUOTE=Meader;29297887]I'm 20.
Salem, Mass?[/QUOTE]
What does that mean? :v:
[QUOTE=Mokkan13;29258760]Nan's fuck derp
and won't LOCK the fucking letterbox
so we're fairly sure some guy's tried to like, forge mum's identity
We just got, in the mail, a drivers licence with all of mum's details, but with some random guys picture and signature.
[/QUOTE]
Fairly sure? that's a very nice euphemism!
[QUOTE=Mokkan13]
Also,
I had plans to go to the beach with my girlfriend yesterday, missed the bus.. punched a pole a couple of times,
Now I remember why I never fight
Can't bend my fingers fully... stings like shit.[/QUOTE]
If I did that I would be too ashamed to tell it on the internet but hey.............. your problem
[editline]19th April 2011[/editline]
I mean it makes you sound whiney and 13 years old (no hate I'm telling you this so you can learn to keep some details to yourself.)
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;29297860]I'm playing with a fucking kid on l4d2. he mic spams like fuck (ive already told him to shut up)
and he tried to kick this guy and i said why kick him and he said he's annoying i said why he said "i dunno just random"
:argh:[/QUOTE]
how can i even play this game when everyone is a kid and keeps going "IM SaCRIFICING MYSELF 4 THa TEaM LOL. HEaL ME"
*quit*
[QUOTE=TheMiracle;29298046]I mean it makes you sound whiney and 13 years old (no hate I'm telling you this so you can learn to keep some details to yourself.)[/QUOTE]
Ah well, we all sometimes do stupid and childish stuff, intoxicated or not.
I wish I was intoxicated :frown:
Hush my baby, don't fear my baby, the drugs will come tonight.
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Time to cook dinner.
[QUOTE=Bradmastah;29280437]Anyone who perordered Portal 2 on steam want to play Co-op with me?[/QUOTE]
If the offers still open
Now they're running around going "you fat bitch" "you fat whore"
to the boomers, spitters and tanks...
now i'm going to play forza 3 :keke:
:350:
Work in about 4 hours.
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;29297913]What does that mean? :v:[/QUOTE]
Salem is a town in Massachusetts. I was asking if that's the "witch place" you were mentioning.
Thinking about doing DXM this weekend. 2C-I once I can acquire it.
[editline]19th April 2011[/editline]
I'm going to be so paranoid about buying weed now that I have a scale.
Wow, most awkward moment of my life today.
There's this dude who I've been having casual sex with for the past few weeks, and as well as being fuck buddies we're also what the other members of the friend group call "stoner buddies". So today we had a standard meet up at my house because my parents were out the house...
Parents came home early and we were a little too distracted to notice. My mother walked in, greeted by room full of smoke, bong on the floor, and her daughter being bent over a desk being pounded by a 6ft stranger. Oops.
[QUOTE=TaniaTiger;29302633]Wow, most awkward moment of my life today.
There's this dude who I've been having casual sex with for the past few weeks, and as well as being fuck buddies we're also what the other members of the friend group call "stoner buddies". So today we had a standard meet up at my house because my parents were out the house...
Parents came home early and we were a little too distracted to notice. My mother walked in, greeted by room full of smoke, bong on the floor, and her daughter being bent over a desk being pounded by a 6ft stranger. Oops.[/QUOTE]
Thats completly... Natural!
[QUOTE=TaniaTiger;29302633]Wow, most awkward moment of my life today.
There's this dude who I've been having casual sex with for the past few weeks, and as well as being fuck buddies we're also what the other members of the friend group call "stoner buddies". So today we had a standard meet up at my house because my parents were out the house...
Parents came home early and we were a little too distracted to notice. My mother walked in, greeted by room full of smoke, bong on the floor, and her daughter being bent over a desk being pounded by a 6ft stranger. Oops.[/QUOTE]
oh lol. aftermath?
[QUOTE=Plectophera;29303000]oh lol. aftermath?[/QUOTE]
semen errywhere
[editline]19th April 2011[/editline]
but yeah in all seriousness I got quite the bollocking. She recently told me off for having sex with her still in the house... I tried to defend myself by saying "you were out, it's not my fault you came early" and she replied with "bit of a shame he didn't or I would have missed it."
zing, mother.. zing indeed....
:350: 420 tomorrow yeeeee..
6 Man circle tomorrow. It's going to be bad ass.
[QUOTE=TaniaTiger;29302633]Wow, most awkward moment of my life today.
There's this dude who I've been having casual sex with for the past few weeks, and as well as being fuck buddies we're also what the other members of the friend group call "stoner buddies". So today we had a standard meet up at my house because my parents were out the house...
Parents came home early and we were a little too distracted to notice. My mother walked in, greeted by room full of smoke, bong on the floor, and her daughter being bent over a desk being pounded by a 6ft stranger. Oops.[/QUOTE]
Ahhh, mental image...
:q:
[QUOTE=Kyle v2;29304137]Ahhh, mental image...
:q:[/QUOTE]
I know how to make mumsy proud
I rolled my first joint today.
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Then I rolled a second one.
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Then I turned to my friend and he rolled two fat joints made from 3 different papers each.
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It was a good day.
[QUOTE=TaniaTiger;29304541]they look like tampons[/QUOTE]
Don't make fun of my joints :smith:
[QUOTE=Dougz;29304629][img_thumb]http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/3518/calimisthm4.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
My eyes just popped out of my skull, veeeeeeeeeery tasty...
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