[t]http://i.imgur.com/TGQmVvJ.png[/t]
I don't think this is how it works
[img]http://i.imgur.com/wE9PP1k.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=ThatSwordGuy;49927705][IMG]https://36.media.tumblr.com/6fe58f733b2385e137c4ca63d09624a2/tumblr_o2wigwMHrs1reugqko1_540.png[/IMG]
[IMG]https://40.media.tumblr.com/4ea80812c8ce05cd39ceddcacd874fb7/tumblr_o2wigwMHrs1reugqko2_540.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
arthur was entry level anime
[QUOTE=AaronM202;49928246][img]https://secure.static.tumblr.com/d7dc7b05ed55b1cefb895f7057c69926/zwkm9v6/KY8nn4n7j/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_7cqvdn2rv4gs88osss08gscg4_640.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Fuckin beat me to the punch
[QUOTE=Ryu-Gi;49927550][IMG]http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/091/674/aea.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;ukE2rwx7h0U]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukE2rwx7h0U[/video]
[editline]13th March 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=DarkOps;49928228]NSFW
[url]http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1457752223774.webm[/url][/QUOTE]
don't hotlink images from 4chan, they'll be gone when the thread goes down
[QUOTE=Annoyed Grunt;49923602]What
You use paper first, [I]and then[/I] you use your bidet dude.[/QUOTE]
This house doesn't have a bidet.
Anyways, this is what I do when I poo. Seems like most of you guys think I shit on the streets.
I go to the bathroom, sit on my toilet, take a shit, get soap, rub it on my left hand, put soap back in container, pour water on ass, rub left hand on said ass while pouring, clean hands with soap and water after.
Here's my bathroom: [url]http://i.imgur.com/1gO6hK9.jpg[/url]
I have been doing this since I was a kid. But I use the Toilet Paper method when I go to restaurants or malls.
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yuk
[QUOTE=TraxInfo;49928375]This house doesn't have a bidet.
Anyways, this is what I do when I poo. Seems like most of you guys think I shit on the streets.
I go to the bathroom, sit on my toilet, take a shit, get soap, rub it on my left hand, put soap back in container, pour water on ass, rub left hand on said ass while pouring, clean hands with soap and water after.
Here's my bathroom: [url]http://i.imgur.com/1gO6hK9.jpg[/url]
I have been doing this since I was a kid. But I use the Toilet Paper method when I go to restaurants or malls.[/QUOTE]
you're trying to justify wiping your ass with your hand dude
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[QUOTE=TraxInfo;49928375]This house doesn't have a bidet.
Anyways, this is what I do when I poo. Seems like most of you guys think I shit on the streets.
I go to the bathroom, sit on my toilet, take a shit, get soap, rub it on my left hand, put soap back in container, pour water on ass, rub left hand on said ass while pouring, clean hands with soap and water after.
Here's my bathroom: [url]http://i.imgur.com/1gO6hK9.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]
dedicated shitting hand.
sometimes i accidentally wipe my finger on my ass while im using toilet paper, and it reeks, and i wash it like i have the fucking plague.
but i cant imagine using an entire hand to wipe my ass. i cant imagine doing things with that hand, ever again.
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LMAO Pic V. Dedicated Poo Palms.
uncle gubsy?
Atleast I don't finger myself while taking a shit
[t]http://i.imgur.com/DKUnIR4.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=TraxInfo;49928415]Atleast I don't finger myself while taking a shit
[/QUOTE]
It helps
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[QUOTE=TraxInfo;49928375]This house doesn't have a bidet.
Anyways, this is what I do when I poo. Seems like most of you guys think I shit on the streets.
I go to the bathroom, sit on my toilet, take a shit, get soap, rub it on my left hand, put soap back in container, pour water on ass, rub left hand on said ass while pouring, clean hands with soap and water after.
Here's my bathroom: [url]http://i.imgur.com/1gO6hK9.jpg[/url]
I have been doing this since I was a kid. But I use the Toilet Paper method when I go to restaurants or malls.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]https://hostr.co/file/AjUt0niY9Pzl/what_the_fuck_am_I_reading.png[/IMG]
Dude, holy fuck.
You got access to the internet. You're not some guy in a village in the forest who doesn't know better, you could litterally google this right now to find out how fucked up that really is.
In the first world, we have dedicated types of soap and disinfectants to wash shit off our hands, and sometimes, that's not good enough. I can't imagine the soap you're using is doing a better job.
At least you're not shitting in the streets like Pajeet.
[editline]14th March 2016[/editline]
Holy goddamn mother of all fucks, I don't even want to think about how contaminated your WASD keys are right now.
[QUOTE=Oscar Lima Echo;49928463]
Holy goddamn mother of all fucks, I don't even want to think about how contaminated your WASD keys are right now.[/QUOTE]
Got to be honest that really hurted my feelings
gonna leave facepunch for a month since I did a [B]shit[/B]post
goodbye
[QUOTE=TraxInfo;49928375]This house doesn't have a bidet.
Anyways, this is what I do when I poo. Seems like most of you guys think I shit on the streets.
I go to the bathroom, sit on my toilet, take a shit, get soap, rub it on my left hand, put soap back in container, pour water on ass, rub left hand on said ass while pouring, clean hands with soap and water after.
Here's my bathroom: [url]http://i.imgur.com/1gO6hK9.jpg[/url]
I have been doing this since I was a kid. But I use the Toilet Paper method when I go to restaurants or malls.[/QUOTE]
You're still touching shit dude, that's hella nasty.
[QUOTE=TraxInfo;49928478]Got to be honest that really hurted my feelings
gonna leave facepunch for a month since I did a [B]shit[/B]post
goodbye[/QUOTE]
Ok dude. Lick your W key. I just did, let's see who survives a week.
[QUOTE=TraxInfo;49928375]This house doesn't have a bidet.
Anyways, this is what I do when I poo. Seems like most of you guys think I shit on the streets.
I go to the bathroom, sit on my toilet, take a shit, get soap, rub it on my left hand, put soap back in container, pour water on ass, rub left hand on said ass while pouring, clean hands with soap and water after.
Here's my bathroom: [url]http://i.imgur.com/1gO6hK9.jpg[/url]
I have been doing this since I was a kid. But I use the Toilet Paper method when I go to restaurants or malls.[/QUOTE]
[I]But why??[/I] Is it because you don't have a toilet roll holder? You know you don't need one of those to use toilet paper??
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